🐀👍🏻

yes, i listen to will wood. next question

[rats-anonymous]

god damnnnn those bitches gay. good for them good for them

[wild-magic-anon]

the closet is glass

— @rats-anonymous

SHUT UP

Im spinning the rats.

[rats-anonymous]

joke’s on you they’re into that shit

*happy rotating squeak*

[observer-anons-eye]

*For every mod*

*Stuff is happening, and these effects are applied to anons:

1 - All moments where they have interacted with observer become blurry and are hard to remember.

2 - All anons don't remember how observer looks except his eyes.

3 - Godlike anons get a constant uneasy feeling.*

*reblog this if you have read this.*

[b4ker-4n0n]

((I bet 5 bucks on Observer is fucking dying again or at least getting forgotten))

[wild-magic-anon]

Ironically i am being more active here than my main ebavuse i know that there are people who are willing to talk with me </3

[wild-magic-anon]

If i dint find out about the entire anonpocolypse this blog wouldve remained dead, collecting dust.

[news-spreading-anon]

Good thing that fate decided we should start a cult, huh?

--Connor, The A.N Office

[wild-magic-anon]

Hell yeah anon cult/silly

[news-spreading-anon]

You're going to have to give the whole "anon cult" thing to rats anon, really.

--Connor, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

*finger guns*

[wild-magic-anon]

I like this guy already

[rats-anonymous]

eyyyyyyyy

[wild-magic-anon]

Ironically i am being more active here than my main ebavuse i know that there are people who are willing to talk with me </3

[wild-magic-anon]

If i dint find out about the entire anonpocolypse this blog wouldve remained dead, collecting dust.

[news-spreading-anon]

Good thing that fate decided we should start a cult, huh?

--Connor, The A.N Office

[wild-magic-anon]

Hell yeah anon cult/silly

[news-spreading-anon]

You're going to have to give the whole "anon cult" thing to rats anon, really.

--Connor, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

*finger guns*

[news-spreading-anon]

I'd like to say "Hello" to @rats-anonymous ! It's nice to see a new face around!

--Maz, The A.N Office

(Guys, please, any questions or requests regarding anons interaction and the anon club, put it in the inbox.

--Connor, The A.N Office

Connor, stop that, not everyone read the notice, you know!

--Kay, The A.N Office)

[rats-anonymous]

Hehe :] Hello to you too.

*squeak squee*

And hello from Oswald as well.

[news-spreading-anon]

It's great to meet you! I do have a question, if you don't mind answering it?

--Maz, The A.N Office

(You don't understand, Kay! Do you have any idea how many things I have to manage?

--Connor, The A.N Office

Alright, I understand! I'm sorry, Connor. Listen, let's drop this. I'll make it up to you over coffee. What do you say?

--Kay, The A.N Office

...I want a lime cake with my latte.

--Connor, The A.N Office)

[rats-anonymous]

Of course! Ask away.

(*squeeee??*

oh, shut up, will you)

[news-spreading-anon]

Thank you. Right, my question is: do rates and mice really love cheese? I've been wondering if it was just cartoons and medias that made them so.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

Hehe, good question. In most cartoons i’ve seen, cheese is portrayed as pretty much the only or main thing that mice or rats eat, which definitely isn’t true. they often prefer something like grains, fruits, or seeds. Cheese isn’t a natural part of their diet, but it can be given in moderation as a source of protein, fat and calcium. I’m pretty sure a lot of rodents don’t really like it.

So in conclusion, no, rats and mice don’t really eat cheese, but it’s not bad for them, either.

*Oswald pokes its head out of the anon’s pocket and seems to nod in agreement.*

[news-spreading-anon]

Ah, I see. Thank you for this information, rats anon!

Hm? Oh, I didn't notice you there. Hello little buddy!

--Maz, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

*squeak!!*

the little thing can be a menace if it wants to.. keeps escaping constantly.

[news-spreading-anon]

Well, I think he (she?) is quite adorable! Do mice and rats eat cashews? I think we got a bag of roasted cashews lying somewhere around the office.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

Yeah!! He’d like that. Long as they’re not too salty.

*squeeeeee!!*

[news-spreading-anon]

Luckily, they aren't covered in salt.

Hmm... Ah, there it is! Here you go, little guy!

[Maz picks up the bag of roasted cashews and hand one to Oswald, careful to not get her hand accidentally bitten]

--Maz, The A.N Office (actions narrated by our boss, the Moderator!)

[rats-anonymous]

*Oswald sniffs Maz’s hand then grabs the cashew and munches on it happily.*

Thank you, Maz.

[news-spreading-anon]

It's nothing, don't thank me!

Well, I suppose you better get going now. That is, if you have any businesses.

If not, you may hand around the office. We are currently on our break, and our boss just finished writing up one of their stories!

--Maz, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

Yes, you’re right. I’ll get going.

Thank you for your time! It was nice meeting you.

*squeak!!*

[news-spreading-anon]

I'd like to say "Hello" to @rats-anonymous ! It's nice to see a new face around!

--Maz, The A.N Office

(Guys, please, any questions or requests regarding anons interaction and the anon club, put it in the inbox.

--Connor, The A.N Office

Connor, stop that, not everyone read the notice, you know!

--Kay, The A.N Office)

[rats-anonymous]

Hehe :] Hello to you too.

*squeak squee*

And hello from Oswald as well.

[news-spreading-anon]

It's great to meet you! I do have a question, if you don't mind answering it?

--Maz, The A.N Office

(You don't understand, Kay! Do you have any idea how many things I have to manage?

--Connor, The A.N Office

Alright, I understand! I'm sorry, Connor. Listen, let's drop this. I'll make it up to you over coffee. What do you say?

--Kay, The A.N Office

...I want a lime cake with my latte.

--Connor, The A.N Office)

[rats-anonymous]

Of course! Ask away.

(*squeeee??*

oh, shut up, will you)

[news-spreading-anon]

Thank you. Right, my question is: do rates and mice really love cheese? I've been wondering if it was just cartoons and medias that made them so.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

Hehe, good question. In most cartoons i’ve seen, cheese is portrayed as pretty much the only or main thing that mice or rats eat, which definitely isn’t true. they often prefer something like grains, fruits, or seeds. Cheese isn’t a natural part of their diet, but it can be given in moderation as a source of protein, fat and calcium. I’m pretty sure a lot of rodents don’t really like it.

So in conclusion, no, rats and mice don’t really eat cheese, but it’s not bad for them, either.

*Oswald pokes its head out of the anon’s pocket and seems to nod in agreement.*

[news-spreading-anon]

Ah, I see. Thank you for this information, rats anon!

Hm? Oh, I didn't notice you there. Hello little buddy!

--Maz, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

*squeak!!*

the little thing can be a menace if it wants to.. keeps escaping constantly.

[news-spreading-anon]

Well, I think he (she?) is quite adorable! Do mice and rats eat cashews? I think we got a bag of roasted cashews lying somewhere around the office.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

Yeah!! He’d like that. Long as they’re not too salty.

*squeeeeee!!*

[news-spreading-anon]

Luckily, they aren't covered in salt.

Hmm... Ah, there it is! Here you go, little guy!

[Maz picks up the bag of roasted cashews and hand one to Oswald, careful to not get her hand accidentally bitten]

--Maz, The A.N Office (actions narrated by our boss, the Moderator!)

[rats-anonymous]

*Oswald sniffs Maz’s hand then grabs the cashew and munches on it happily.*

Thank you, Maz.

[news-spreading-anon]

I'd like to say "Hello" to @rats-anonymous ! It's nice to see a new face around!

--Maz, The A.N Office

(Guys, please, any questions or requests regarding anons interaction and the anon club, put it in the inbox.

--Connor, The A.N Office

Connor, stop that, not everyone read the notice, you know!

--Kay, The A.N Office)

[rats-anonymous]

Hehe :] Hello to you too.

*squeak squee*

And hello from Oswald as well.

[news-spreading-anon]

It's great to meet you! I do have a question, if you don't mind answering it?

--Maz, The A.N Office

(You don't understand, Kay! Do you have any idea how many things I have to manage?

--Connor, The A.N Office

Alright, I understand! I'm sorry, Connor. Listen, let's drop this. I'll make it up to you over coffee. What do you say?

--Kay, The A.N Office

...I want a lime cake with my latte.

--Connor, The A.N Office)

[rats-anonymous]

Of course! Ask away.

(*squeeee??*

oh, shut up, will you)

[news-spreading-anon]

Thank you. Right, my question is: do rates and mice really love cheese? I've been wondering if it was just cartoons and medias that made them so.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

Hehe, good question. In most cartoons i’ve seen, cheese is portrayed as pretty much the only or main thing that mice or rats eat, which definitely isn’t true. they often prefer something like grains, fruits, or seeds. Cheese isn’t a natural part of their diet, but it can be given in moderation as a source of protein, fat and calcium. I’m pretty sure a lot of rodents don’t really like it.

So in conclusion, no, rats and mice don’t really eat cheese, but it’s not bad for them, either.

*Oswald pokes its head out of the anon’s pocket and seems to nod in agreement.*

[news-spreading-anon]

Ah, I see. Thank you for this information, rats anon!

Hm? Oh, I didn't notice you there. Hello little buddy!

--Maz, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

*squeak!!*

the little thing can be a menace if it wants to.. keeps escaping constantly.

[news-spreading-anon]

Well, I think he (she?) is quite adorable! Do mice and rats eat cashews? I think we got a bag of roasted cashews lying somewhere around the office.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

Yeah!! He’d like that. Long as they’re not too salty.

*squeeeeee!!*

[news-spreading-anon]

I'd like to say "Hello" to @rats-anonymous ! It's nice to see a new face around!

--Maz, The A.N Office

(Guys, please, any questions or requests regarding anons interaction and the anon club, put it in the inbox.

--Connor, The A.N Office

Connor, stop that, not everyone read the notice, you know!

--Kay, The A.N Office)

[rats-anonymous]

Hehe :] Hello to you too.

*squeak squee*

And hello from Oswald as well.

[news-spreading-anon]

It's great to meet you! I do have a question, if you don't mind answering it?

--Maz, The A.N Office

(You don't understand, Kay! Do you have any idea how many things I have to manage?

--Connor, The A.N Office

Alright, I understand! I'm sorry, Connor. Listen, let's drop this. I'll make it up to you over coffee. What do you say?

--Kay, The A.N Office

...I want a lime cake with my latte.

--Connor, The A.N Office)

[rats-anonymous]

Of course! Ask away.

(*squeeee??*

oh, shut up, will you)

[news-spreading-anon]

Thank you. Right, my question is: do rates and mice really love cheese? I've been wondering if it was just cartoons and medias that made them so.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

Hehe, good question. In most cartoons i’ve seen, cheese is portrayed as pretty much the only or main thing that mice or rats eat, which definitely isn’t true. they often prefer something like grains, fruits, or seeds. Cheese isn’t a natural part of their diet, but it can be given in moderation as a source of protein, fat and calcium. I’m pretty sure a lot of rodents don’t really like it.

So in conclusion, no, rats and mice don’t really eat cheese, but it’s not bad for them, either.

*Oswald pokes its head out of the anon’s pocket and seems to nod in agreement.*

[news-spreading-anon]

Ah, I see. Thank you for this information, rats anon!

Hm? Oh, I didn't notice you there. Hello little buddy!

--Maz, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

*squeak!!*

the little thing can be a menace if it wants to.. keeps escaping constantly.

[news-spreading-anon]

I'd like to say "Hello" to @rats-anonymous ! It's nice to see a new face around!

--Maz, The A.N Office

(Guys, please, any questions or requests regarding anons interaction and the anon club, put it in the inbox.

--Connor, The A.N Office

Connor, stop that, not everyone read the notice, you know!

--Kay, The A.N Office)

[rats-anonymous]

Hehe :] Hello to you too.

*squeak squee*

And hello from Oswald as well.

[news-spreading-anon]

It's great to meet you! I do have a question, if you don't mind answering it?

--Maz, The A.N Office

(You don't understand, Kay! Do you have any idea how many things I have to manage?

--Connor, The A.N Office

Alright, I understand! I'm sorry, Connor. Listen, let's drop this. I'll make it up to you over coffee. What do you say?

--Kay, The A.N Office

...I want a lime cake with my latte.

--Connor, The A.N Office)

[rats-anonymous]

Of course! Ask away.

(*squeeee??*

oh, shut up, will you)

[news-spreading-anon]

Thank you. Right, my question is: do rates and mice really love cheese? I've been wondering if it was just cartoons and medias that made them so.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[rats-anonymous]

Hehe, good question. In most cartoons i’ve seen, cheese is portrayed as pretty much the only or main thing that mice or rats eat, which definitely isn’t true. they often prefer something like grains, fruits, or seeds. Cheese isn’t a natural part of their diet, but it can be given in moderation as a source of protein, fat and calcium. I’m pretty sure a lot of rodents don’t really like it.

So in conclusion, no, rats and mice don’t really eat cheese, but it’s not bad for them, either.

*Oswald pokes its head out of the anon’s pocket and seems to nod in agreement.*

[news-spreading-anon]

I'd like to say "Hello" to @rats-anonymous ! It's nice to see a new face around!

--Maz, The A.N Office

(Guys, please, any questions or requests regarding anons interaction and the anon club, put it in the inbox.

--Connor, The A.N Office

Connor, stop that, not everyone read the notice, you know!

--Kay, The A.N Office)

[rats-anonymous]

Hehe :] Hello to you too.

*squeak squee*

And hello from Oswald as well.

[news-spreading-anon]

It's great to meet you! I do have a question, if you don't mind answering it?

--Maz, The A.N Office

(You don't understand, Kay! Do you have any idea how many things I have to manage?

--Connor, The A.N Office

Alright, I understand! I'm sorry, Connor. Listen, let's drop this. I'll make it up to you over coffee. What do you say?

--Kay, The A.N Office

...I want a lime cake with my latte.

--Connor, The A.N Office)

[rats-anonymous]

Of course! Ask away.

(*squeeee??*

oh, shut up, will you)

[news-spreading-anon]

I'd like to say "Hello" to @rats-anonymous ! It's nice to see a new face around!

--Maz, The A.N Office

(Guys, please, any questions or requests regarding anons interaction and the anon club, put it in the inbox.

--Connor, The A.N Office

Connor, stop that, not everyone read the notice, you know!

--Kay, The A.N Office)

[rats-anonymous]

Hehe :] Hello to you too.

*squeak squee*

And hello from Oswald as well.

[knif3-anonnn]

holy shit there’s like. a lot of fucking anons. heyo guys you’re cool as shit

[knif3-anonnn]

Crime?

what do you mean.

[tibbit-bun82]

Like, can we commit them together?

As a team against bigots?

[knif3-anonnn]

HELL YEAH!

[bloody-moon-anon]

I can join?

[milk-lover-anon]

i also wish to join you lot in crime camaraderie!!

[underscore-anon]

i would join but i'm stuck in milk lover anon's attic lol

[knif3-anonnn]

okay actually where the fuck did all of you come from. what the hell happened are you okay what the fuck

[milk-lover-anon]

oh right, you don’t know any of these other people. Allow me to just… tell you.

so:

@scholar-anon-official: has voices in his head that he needs meds for, is a fucking psycho who will use y’all as a test subject for his dangerous experiments (possible 99% death rate when he tests on you)

@observer-anons-eye: god. Well, practically god. He has these powers so that’s cool

@cl0ud-4n0n: has committed several crimes, is currently hiding out in their friends bakery. They will fucking bite you, so be warned of them

@underscore-anon: i don’t know them that well. I trapped them in my attic for a week so once the time is up i’ll release them

@coke-zero-anonomous: really hates scholar anon. Possibly the least insane of the lot. doesn’t know how to use a microwave however. Once she burnt a house down because she tried to microwave mac and cheese. That’s how distrust-able she is around microwaves.

@b4ker-4n0n: The shithead who has to calm cloud anon down. Is the one who is hiding cloud anon in their bakery (or was it their house?). Definitely the least insane of the lot.

me!!!: uhh i think i’m a bit insane. I trapped scholar anon and coke zero anon in a really quiet room for an hour as a “bonding exercise”. And as most of us know, it didn’t turn out quite well. I accidentally drowned scholar anon and i made him briefly scared of me for some reason (i wonder if he is still scared of me?)

[knif3-anonnn]

well damn. nice to meet you guys. i’m knife. i have a cat named mfer and i live off mozzarella sticks, dino nuggets and mac and cheese. and also i stab homophobes for a living

alright i know someone i’ll have to hide my 32 packs of kraft mac and cheese from now

[knif3-anonnn]

oh yeah and i live in a treehouse in the middle of the forest

[milk-lover-anon]

HOLYSHIT A TREEHOUSE?! WHAOO!!!! COOLIO!!!

[coke-zero-anonomous]

oh yeah coke zero anon here i also give boxes full of bees and mice to the ppl im asking sometimes

[observer-anons-eye]

Greetings, @knif3-anonnn

They call me Observer anon.

I am here to patch the consequences of other's actions on fabric of space-time.

[coke-zero-anonomous]

REALITY'S AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[observer-anons-eye]

Ah, the classic.

[knif3-anonnn]

you guys sound fucking terrifying /pos. we should go stab homophobes together some time.

[observer-anons-eye]

Stabbing? I could figure out much more delightful and dangerous ways of killing...

But stabbing also works i guess...

[rats-anonymous]

oh shit yall are stabbing homophobes? niice rootin for ya get a few transphobes for me as well *squeak* make that a dozen

[observer-anons-eye]

Anon multiverse is indeed vast...

[rats-anonymous]

what, never seen a rat owner before? *it jumps out of the anon's pocket* hEY GET BACK HERE-- *squeak!!* jumalauta--

[observer-anons-eye]

Actually, i've never seen a rat owner...

I've seen a dragon owner, a cthulhu owner and many, many others.

But rats? Never. To my surprise.

[rats-anonymous]

wow. that sounds amazing! *they pick up the rat*

..uh. wanna hold him? he doesn't bite. usually--

[observer-anons-eye]

No, not really.

[rats-anonymous]

fair enough i suppose

[knif3-anonnn]

Crime?

what do you mean.

[tibbit-bun82]

Like, can we commit them together?

As a team against bigots?

[knif3-anonnn]

HELL YEAH!

[bloody-moon-anon]

I can join?

[milk-lover-anon]

i also wish to join you lot in crime camaraderie!!

[underscore-anon]

i would join but i'm stuck in milk lover anon's attic lol

[knif3-anonnn]

okay actually where the fuck did all of you come from. what the hell happened are you okay what the fuck

[milk-lover-anon]

oh right, you don’t know any of these other people. Allow me to just… tell you.

so:

@scholar-anon-official: has voices in his head that he needs meds for, is a fucking psycho who will use y’all as a test subject for his dangerous experiments (possible 99% death rate when he tests on you)

@observer-anons-eye: god. Well, practically god. He has these powers so that’s cool

@cl0ud-4n0n: has committed several crimes, is currently hiding out in their friends bakery. They will fucking bite you, so be warned of them

@underscore-anon: i don’t know them that well. I trapped them in my attic for a week so once the time is up i’ll release them

@coke-zero-anonomous: really hates scholar anon. Possibly the least insane of the lot. doesn’t know how to use a microwave however. Once she burnt a house down because she tried to microwave mac and cheese. That’s how distrust-able she is around microwaves.

@b4ker-4n0n: The shithead who has to calm cloud anon down. Is the one who is hiding cloud anon in their bakery (or was it their house?). Definitely the least insane of the lot.

me!!!: uhh i think i’m a bit insane. I trapped scholar anon and coke zero anon in a really quiet room for an hour as a “bonding exercise”. And as most of us know, it didn’t turn out quite well. I accidentally drowned scholar anon and i made him briefly scared of me for some reason (i wonder if he is still scared of me?)

[knif3-anonnn]

well damn. nice to meet you guys. i’m knife. i have a cat named mfer and i live off mozzarella sticks, dino nuggets and mac and cheese. and also i stab homophobes for a living

alright i know someone i’ll have to hide my 32 packs of kraft mac and cheese from now

[knif3-anonnn]

oh yeah and i live in a treehouse in the middle of the forest

[milk-lover-anon]

HOLYSHIT A TREEHOUSE?! WHAOO!!!! COOLIO!!!

[coke-zero-anonomous]

oh yeah coke zero anon here i also give boxes full of bees and mice to the ppl im asking sometimes

[observer-anons-eye]

Greetings, @knif3-anonnn

They call me Observer anon.

I am here to patch the consequences of other's actions on fabric of space-time.

[coke-zero-anonomous]

REALITY'S AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[observer-anons-eye]

Ah, the classic.

[knif3-anonnn]

you guys sound fucking terrifying /pos. we should go stab homophobes together some time.

[observer-anons-eye]

Stabbing? I could figure out much more delightful and dangerous ways of killing...

But stabbing also works i guess...

[rats-anonymous]

oh shit yall are stabbing homophobes? niice rootin for ya get a few transphobes for me as well *squeak* make that a dozen

[observer-anons-eye]

Anon multiverse is indeed vast...

[rats-anonymous]

what, never seen a rat owner before? *it jumps out of the anon's pocket* hEY GET BACK HERE-- *squeak!!* jumalauta--

[observer-anons-eye]

Actually, i've never seen a rat owner...

I've seen a dragon owner, a cthulhu owner and many, many others.

But rats? Never. To my surprise.

[rats-anonymous]

wow. that sounds amazing! *they pick up the rat*

..uh. wanna hold him? he doesn't bite. usually--

[knif3-anonnn]

Crime?

what do you mean.

[tibbit-bun82]

Like, can we commit them together?

As a team against bigots?

[knif3-anonnn]

HELL YEAH!

[bloody-moon-anon]

I can join?

[milk-lover-anon]

i also wish to join you lot in crime camaraderie!!

[underscore-anon]

i would join but i'm stuck in milk lover anon's attic lol

[knif3-anonnn]

okay actually where the fuck did all of you come from. what the hell happened are you okay what the fuck

[milk-lover-anon]

oh right, you don’t know any of these other people. Allow me to just… tell you.

so:

@scholar-anon-official: has voices in his head that he needs meds for, is a fucking psycho who will use y’all as a test subject for his dangerous experiments (possible 99% death rate when he tests on you)

@observer-anons-eye: god. Well, practically god. He has these powers so that’s cool

@cl0ud-4n0n: has committed several crimes, is currently hiding out in their friends bakery. They will fucking bite you, so be warned of them

@underscore-anon: i don’t know them that well. I trapped them in my attic for a week so once the time is up i’ll release them

@coke-zero-anonomous: really hates scholar anon. Possibly the least insane of the lot. doesn’t know how to use a microwave however. Once she burnt a house down because she tried to microwave mac and cheese. That’s how distrust-able she is around microwaves.

@b4ker-4n0n: The shithead who has to calm cloud anon down. Is the one who is hiding cloud anon in their bakery (or was it their house?). Definitely the least insane of the lot.

me!!!: uhh i think i’m a bit insane. I trapped scholar anon and coke zero anon in a really quiet room for an hour as a “bonding exercise”. And as most of us know, it didn’t turn out quite well. I accidentally drowned scholar anon and i made him briefly scared of me for some reason (i wonder if he is still scared of me?)

[knif3-anonnn]

well damn. nice to meet you guys. i’m knife. i have a cat named mfer and i live off mozzarella sticks, dino nuggets and mac and cheese. and also i stab homophobes for a living

alright i know someone i’ll have to hide my 32 packs of kraft mac and cheese from now

[knif3-anonnn]

oh yeah and i live in a treehouse in the middle of the forest

[milk-lover-anon]

HOLYSHIT A TREEHOUSE?! WHAOO!!!! COOLIO!!!

[coke-zero-anonomous]

oh yeah coke zero anon here i also give boxes full of bees and mice to the ppl im asking sometimes

[observer-anons-eye]

Greetings, @knif3-anonnn

They call me Observer anon.

I am here to patch the consequences of other's actions on fabric of space-time.

[coke-zero-anonomous]

REALITY'S AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[observer-anons-eye]

Ah, the classic.

[knif3-anonnn]

you guys sound fucking terrifying /pos. we should go stab homophobes together some time.

[observer-anons-eye]

Stabbing? I could figure out much more delightful and dangerous ways of killing...

But stabbing also works i guess...

[rats-anonymous]

oh shit yall are stabbing homophobes? niice rootin for ya get a few transphobes for me as well *squeak* make that a dozen

[observer-anons-eye]

Anon multiverse is indeed vast...

[rats-anonymous]

what, never seen a rat owner before? *it jumps out of the anon's pocket* hEY GET BACK HERE-- *squeak!!* jumalauta--

[candycatfalls]

ok yknow what. I'm not a big human bill guy, but I'm gonna vouch for twink bill cipher for a second. look me in the eye and tell me that an eons old eldritch being running around cosplaying as a 20yo human twink and being chronically obsessed with a 60yo gilf he fumbled three decades ago that is actively trying to kill him is not an objectively funny concept

[candycatfalls]