Life of a Ratsage.

[ratsage-blog]

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[thehellboundheart]

[vgeta]

[3ntr0p1a]

Good night white pride 

[derickjames]

PokeHawaii pattern done by me 😁 #pokemon #charmander #squirtle #bulbasaur #derickjames #design #vgta2 #tattooddo #tattoopins #surf #illustration #pokemongo

[skins-giffing]

[ratsage-blog]

I hate that he dies so abruptly. He was definitely my favorite character.

[ratsage-blog]

boy: so u got any fantasies??

me: ok so im 28, financially stable, living in a nice apartment and i dont hate myself and i have a job and also a dog

[sixpenceee]

“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”

(Source)

[geostatonary]

“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON.  I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”

“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO?  PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”

“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON.  WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”

“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON.  ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES?  THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”

“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE.  YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“

[meltdraw]

Drew a comic thing of the neighbors.

[lastxleviathanrefollow]

My Huz and I laughed about this for like ten minutes. You have to read it in Frank the Bunny’s (from Donnie Darko) voice and realize if you ever looked outside your window one day and saw this you’d probably piss yourself

[liptonicedpee]

that is the exact voice I read this in holy hell

[ratsage-blog]

HOLY SHIT

[weloveshortvideos]

[leha314-deactivated20190122]

Omg

[coolhandofagirl]

what can’t she do

[ratsage-blog]

The DVD one got me.

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[ratsage-blog]

This is awesome. Like, she doesn’t start asking questions about his sexuality or anything. This is how it should be.

[hcfl-deactivated20170805]

[ratsage-blog]

I heard there’s a second one in the works. Pretty excited about that!

[final-cuts]

The Shining (1980)

“You’ve had your whole fucking life to think things over, what good’s a few minutes more gonna do you now?”

[sandandglass]

The Late Show, October 28, 2015

[ratsage-blog]

Colbert is a savage.

[shelgon]

[ratsage-blog]

 Gengar is legit my favorite Pokemon.

[mrhenry13]

[ratsage-blog]

This is THE trilogy. Bruce Campbell is a God. Even the show is great.

[tigger27tigger27]