Gay frogs

Teehee

[vaporize-employers]

im losing my mind

[brinconvenient]

I feel like this is based on this string of posts, but there’s also a handy-dandy chart from the USDA (page four) in that thread that discusses what foods this is true for and which it is not. Honestly, I feel like people who say this stuff have never been food insecure or poor as shit and not in a position to throw out food that can be saved. 

So yeah, don’t eat mold. But if you are not in a position to just throw away food if it can be safely eaten, check this chart. 

Basically, it looks like the moisture content is the biggest determinant. Just. Be careful. OK? And don’t get your science only from tumblr. 

[brainscrewz]

so i uh 😳 i made a uquiz. ill reblog with the link so rumbly doesn’t kill my reach

[brainscrewz]

https://uquiz.com/FWMc3r here it is babes. i got independent to a fault which kind of hurt

i am a deeply flawed human being and you might be too!

[brainscrewz]

people really fucking like lowest point and park bench

[ringwaldhaze]

I DON’T KNOW WHO I AM

the only way you know how to see yourself is through others’ eyes. you have a mask on. you have a secret. you’re only yourself when nobody can see. im sorry you live that way 

akgfhsagfhsad wow

[skullinitium]

I’m not sure how I got Independent to a Fault but I’ll take it

[leg-stealing-bee]

I mean it’s not that impossible…I just wanna pass as a guy in public to everyone

[ratschlorine]

OK but this made me cry

[i-am-a-fish]

everytime you see this post you gotta compliment yourself!!!!!!!! at least once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha

[oscrs-myrrh]

Shit uhhh I have hands @kawaiipotatuh @tinyhill04

[kawaiipotatuh-deactivated202106]

gab i will only compliment myself if you compliment yourself properly too

[mio-galaxy]

uh uhuhuhuhuh i brushed my teeth last night even though i didnt want to @laughsinthiccc @monnaow

[laughsinthiccc]

U U H

F u c k

I have nice legs

???

@tooloudarts @animexreaders @nobodyw8s4evr @thedreadthread @bratwritings

[dread-thread]

DAMN GIRL (me) look at those beautiful thighs you’ve got! And those cheeks! Both pair ;) Did I mention you’ve been real sweet as of late? Oh, and-

@uacrack @kurinhimenezu @quirkless-fics

[quirkless-fics-deactivated20200]

I like my eyes! They’re a nice blue/grey and I just think they’re neat 😊

@sadistiks @animexreaders-main @guavadance

[animexreaders-main]

ah thanks for the @!

um well…

I’m pretty funny ig?

tagging @obsessedchildsworld @theweirdestonesworld

[obsessedchildsworld]

OH!! Thanks for the tag!!

I really like my hair actually! It’s really long, wavy and full!

I’ll tag @bluewolf1020 @dying-by-fangirling @hungarianator and @sam-is-a-slimeball

[bluwlf]

Uhhhh…

I like my eyes? The color.

@violet-fandom @fainerd @mufflechickie and whoever wants to do it.

[mufflechickie]

WOAH you tagged me??? i didn’t know you knew i existed!!

i have musclessssss

and my hair is stunning

ooh and my skins such a pretty tone!

@mimsidoodles @fucktuplex @dying-by-fangirling @kittycat123450 @who-letmedothisagain @whatever-rat-im-thinking-of @sillysnarkysloth @zurararabee and all the other beautiful and handsome and stunning people that follow me!

and if you don’t follow me, you’re amazing too!

[zurararabee]

um…I like my…..nose? its really small though, so…ooh! I have a cute pair of moles right next to each other in the middle of my neck named Harold and Travis! They’re great!

@arimathea-adytum @sapphymayeyeplease @enraged-chihuahua @sillysnarkysloth @mimsidoodles @ajtoons @eggrollsandfandoms @fall-into-your-blue @official-lucifers-child @grumblleseeker @chicken-burrito-official @melancholy-of-ricecake @anxiouslyasexual @spooky-scary-virgil @smol-gay-hufflepuff ALL MY FRIENDS!

[official-lucifers-child]

i have some fucking AMAZING legs and FANTASTIC thighs and my EYES ARE GORGEOUS and my humor is DEMENTED

i love myself!!!!!

[wingedprunepsychiclawyer]

My hair is floofy and long and kinda wavy right now, and I like it :)

@katherineisthebestpulitzer @zero-g24 @weirdowithasweatshirt @gremlin-newsboy @panicatthe21falloutromance @the-gorgeous-moon @i-wanna-cry @minaashidopinky @sparkle-neko @everyone else

[zero-g24]

Um, I like that I’m a bit goofy!

@eliza-i-wish @nerdist-12 @everyone else

[nerdist-12]

I’m more muscular than I give myself credit for

@eliza-i-wish @zero-g24 @sarcasm-is-me @books-andbiscuits

[eliza-i-wish]

I like to make others smile :)

@onegaymore Do it.

[balaga]

i have nice hair!!!

[anxiouslysapphic]

@zurararabee why have you done this to meeeeee

Uhhh…

I guess I like my hair?? It’s long and wavy and curls on the bottom and I can also hide behind it.

@bean-of-cheese @what-username-where @ceaseexistence-tries-art-stuff @awesomerandomgirl1 @too-many-fandoms-too-count @nightshade300 @randomstarkidscreenshots

[fungi12325]

oh ummm

I like that I’m good at Maths? idk

@theiwatobiicepic @nightlamor @surohsopsisofclouds @just-a-queer-fander @thatsroughbudd @xbrad-pitifulx @oh-theatre @strawberryjellystuff @audragon6176 @dragonindigo245 @pawton-meowity @rorza-flamingo @ace-lost-in-motherfucking-space @that-taters-my-tots @starkid-screensh0ts @sssssssuckup @knightingale0 @space–cake @frog-fridge

[knightingale0]

Ah dang it, umm

I have a nice singing voice and can memorize songs after hearing them only three or four times!

Tags are hard @just-a-queer-fander @kieraelieson @knightinsoftpastels @gilby-the-geek-girl I don’t know enough of these off the top of my head!

If I tagged you and you don’t want to do this, don’t worry about it!

[kieraelieson]

I write emotional things pretty well.

@katelynn-a-fan @enby-phoenix @hiddendreamer67 @delimeful

[katelynn-a-fan]

I actually like to read when it comes to any type of book.

@ironwoman359 @jellybeanduck99 @evoodo123

[jellybeanduck99]

I can make my friends smile when they need it.

@soupgromlin @balou15 @normallyaspen

[soupgremlin-deactivated20200426]

I can write poetry that describes in metaphor what I don’t have words for and my head is filled with colors that never quite go away. they keep me company at night, and I am glad of it.

@probablysulla @zerothedragon @qackydontus @nerdyoaflawyerparty @flower-swift @balou15 (yes again)

[mossbegreen]

I got an A+ today from a teacher that’s fairly hard to please. She said she was impressed with me for knowing the things I did

@holdingthegay @roboticwheelchair @microwaveflowers

[microwaveflowers]

Oh dear well I like my hands a lot because when I was a kid a sweet old lady said that I had pianist fingers which made me believe I was living the plot of that goosebumps book for a solid week and I can always appreciate having that as a memory.

Anyhow now y'all gotta complement yourself!!

@starz-rule @aroace-disgrace @luna-lovegood-is-a-goddess @mortallyshadowysstuff

And anyone else who sees this!!! ;))) I believe this is what you might call letting power go to one’s head as I am now calling upon you, yes you, to give yourself a complement. Whether you write it out or just think it, let yourself acknowledge your strengths.

[echo-the-enby-deactivated202409]

Ummm I think I can sing well

[n-o-s-t-a-l-g-i-c-z]

I- uh- i like nothing about me so

@ratschlorine

[ratschlorine]

LOL UH I BE LOOKING EXTRA LONG LEGGY TODAY?

[ratschlorine]

DerS a sNaKe iN mE bOot

[dailylaughsforyou]

Here’s a list of things literally everyone did as a kid but no one ever talks about (x)

[ratschlorine]

ok but the first 2 is a yes

[cheese24k]

[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded

[ratschlorine]

this is cute

[noahnomore]

[ratschlorine]

I LAUGHED SO HARD HA

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

don’t beat yourself up over having a bad night, for having negative feelings, for feeling hurt

[ask-hothead-the-mare-deactivate]

[thebiggestnaturaldisaster]

Subby tht jtgjrhig

[ratschlorine]

soniv yj jtfhtjoh

[official-lucifers-child]

me @ my ftm trans followers:

YOUNG MAN

i am here for you now

i said YOUNG MAN

it’s okay to be down

you can STAY HERE

for as long as you need

until YOU

FEEL

SAFE

WITH YOURSELF

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m furiously trying to make up a version for my mtf followers, gimme a sec

[official-lucifers-child]

YOUNG GAL

i am here for you too

i said YOUNG GAL

don’t you worry for you

you can STAY HERE

for as long as you need

UNTIL

YOU

FEEL

SAFE

WITH YOURSELF

[ghalind]

IT'S FUN TO STAY WITH THE

TRANS COMMUNITY!

[official-lucifers-child]

ITS FUN TO STAY WITH THE

TRANS COMMUNITY

[official-lucifers-child]

THEY HAVE EVERYTHING

FOR A YOUNG GAL OR BOY

TRANSITIONING IS A JOY

IF YOU STAY WITH THE TRANS COMMUNITY

ITS FUN TO STAY WITH THE TRANS COMMUNITY

YOU CAN SAFELY BIND

YOU CAN HAVE HRT

YOU CAN TALK ABOUT GENDER

[official-lucifers-child]

ENBY

you are welcome as you

i said ENBY

you are so valid too

you can STAY HERE

for as long as you need

UNTIL

YOU

FEEL

SAFE

WITH YOURSELF

[anactualfuckingnerd]

I love this

[official-lucifers-child]

:D

[ratschlorine]

This is great

[radiqueer]

one fairly common experience of gifted children is wishing for pain. wishing you had some great big horrible thing in your past so that you can justify the pain you’re in, and so that you’ll deserve help. it’s exhausting and it fucks you up and to anyone out there who feels like they haven’t suffered enough to get help: you’re allowed to want help. you’re in enough pain. you deserve to feel better

[rexieboii]

holy shit yeah

[homoslovenc]

[skiinny-bird]

is this one of those things that everyone actually does?? i just assumed i was a shitty person

[trekkienatural]

oh fuck

[thatspectacularpigeon]

I didn’t need a call out

[dailylilnasx]

Bonus:

[omghotmemes]

Or maybe it’s showing our true selves?

[finofilipino]

[ratschlorine]

Beat the system

[omghotmemes]

It do be like that

[labias]

Oh my god

[mspec-aspec-deactivated20190608]

honestly? valid

[cowbellss-blog]

what a actual fucking badass

[skyure]

*cackles madly at that.* *Stops to stare at the stack of papers from doctors reporting various body issues and failing systems* *Goes pale* wait. Wait! WAIT! don’t dare it!  *flails* Mine became brave!

[ratschlorine]

ohmygod...I love this

[omghotmemes]

You’re a good grandmother, thank you