♡My Sapphic Library♡

welp I'm back here again Sapphic Theater Technician, she/her unscrupulously clever (fuck you Aristotle)

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[angelicdewdrop]

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[jun-hug]

Spring sun.ೃ࿔*:･

print ❤︎

[jun-hug]

and then they cat napped together 🙂‍↕️

print(1) | print(2) ‪‪❤︎‬

[tayloracleswift-deactivated2015]

[fiftiesbbydolldress]

girls be like "i know a spot" and then keep you in their hearts forever

[pillars-of-archive]

'bear in mind' well yes there are bears in my mind. hibernating and eating berries and hunting for salmon and such, etc etc

[beemovieerotica]

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

[candlesoul]

[anxiouslysapphic]

I got the number of a cute girl! Qnd she said to remember to text her, however, right after I was informed that she was in a relationship which is fine but I asked! I've never blatantly asked for a strangers number before! That's a win for me

[lgbtlaughs]

[via]

[homunculus-argument]

The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.

With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[underwaterfraulein]

[christslamb]

German hunting knife, 19th century

[venusian-punk]

Let’s make some noise for “masculine”-looking femmes and “feminine”-looking mascs! You’re as pretty or handsome as you want to be 💖 you define yourself, not others!

[lovehina019]