mycapeisasquid

a little blog to let me vent my frustrations plus all the shit i like on tumblr

[markocomics]

My Girlfriend is An Orc Warlord! 10

[theweirdwideweb]

[depsidase]

[heartseeker]

this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone

[transgirl-link]

Steel Ball Run

[tab-irl]

okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?

some of the quick facts:

- average speed of 103mph (165kmh) including the 22.5 minutes of refueling - reached cruise speeds of 160mph (258kmh) - 700 horsepower from various upgrades - built-in Net Radar radar detector - windshield-mount Escort Max 360 radar detector - AL Priority laser jammer system - aircraft collision avoidance system (for finding highway patrol aircraft) - brake lights and tail lights disabled - vinyl trim used to make the rear lights resemble a honda accord (and not a race-ready mercedes) - 2 ipads for additional police tracking - 2 GPS systems to prove their record - police scanner - CB radio - 18 spotters along the route to watch for police - and my personal favourite, a roof mounted set of thermal binoculars

[fishmech]

Kings

[spiderleg]

Snake comes face to face with the repercussions his speech pattern brings

[gabbro]

When I said my nan was sick, I meant at rapping… she appreciates the flowers though.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[e-lodicolo]

[toshio]

all these years...............he was studying the blade

[tboydivision-deactivated2022091]

men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore

[mettic]

Just wanted to remind you all that  SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated) is the best video of all time

[miiriya]

[lyssafreyguy]

i’m actually so sad that no one uploaded this clip from Penny’s birthday stream video even tho it made me cry laugh on the spot

[ahotknife]

so far being in my 20s is like *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *mourns my lost youth* *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *oversleeps* *drinks too much on a thursday* *oversleeps*

[lanterncruz-deactivated20201006]

[aximili]

op i wish only the most wonderful things in your life.

[lunah-goodbye]

[behindthefourthwall]

requested by anonymous

[thegoldenarmada]

I have a what