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[raunchy-dingstorm]

i love love adore transgender lesbians more than anything on this earth i need transgender lesbianism injected into my veins at all times like bane[

[snipdoodle]

does anyone else really like this

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[mousegirlheart]

[winonaparadise]

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

[winonaparadise]

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

[winonaparadise]

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

[biracy]

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

[horus-neetama]

[ferricsailor]

she is ILLEGAL!!!

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

OOUGUGGHHHH hi hottie!!!!!

Titty AND tummy? Puppy getting a real treat~

[forklift-dysphoria-girl]

I was high in the bath and saw u reblog this lol, had to oblige

[val-the-princess]

You want to [Smooch] the [Dork]

[f0restnympho420]

are u flirting with me through tumblr likes yes or yes

[nekomimidusteon]

lifestyle tip: you can use Teeth on Girls to get Soft Moans

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[himejoshikomaru]

Truthfully my convictions on this issue aren’t super strong. I just think fat girls are cute and sexy and should be drawn. So if you’re going to be out there drawing boobs, which I have no problem with, then also take a moment to draw breasts on a fat girl. Or a girl with big arms. Or who knows, just do whatever you want. Who cares what I think

[enameledcoppergirl]

Cute night with the wyrmgirl!

[enameledcoppergirl]

Eggs in you.

[enameledcoppergirl]

Dragon tail. Grabbing you. Pulling you closer. Snout rubbing. Squeezing tightly.