the peace of wild things

cyph! (sigh-ff) he/him ; a violently spinning teacup ride of several competing hyperfixations with an oft forgotten and halfhearted-at-best tagging system ; equallyinvalid on ao3

[cyphboard]

hi, i'm cyph! welcome to my silly little house, please wipe your feet on the doormat x

on here you'll mostly find posts about all for the game and newsies (1992), but i dabble in many other fandoms and frequently post or reblog posts about politics, activism and the general state of the world. the queue function is dead to me, i reblog in real time and without remorse.

i write! here's my ao3. i have written for dead boy detectives and six of crows, and am currently working on some all for the game fics too (seth gordon vs religion is a snippet from one of those wips if you're interested ...)

#cyph chats is my personal yapping / shitpost tag

#cyph writes is my writing & snippets tag

#do not go gentle dbd is related to my dead boy detectives fic 'do not go gentle' which is my baby (if you are a charles rowland fan, check it out!)

i love love love making friends and chatting so do feel free to shoot me asks or dms or whatever, especially if you want to talk about aftg or newsies, i don't have enough fandom friends !

[please for the love of god do not feed any of my work (writing, art, or posts, in perpetuity) into any sort of AI.]

[lakemojave]

Ok I noticed something with the pride tagging I'm gonna try something

[lakemojave]

Hey why is seemingly everything but lesbian and trans trending does that seem right to any of you

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

[altonin-deactivated20180325]

if you want to actually start to end homelessness, you need to give homeless people unconditional homes, including when we use them to do drugs or sit around drinking. either housing is unconditional or it isn’t

someone sitting at home alone, an active alcoholic, squandering your charity, drinking all day is better situation than a street homeless alcoholic. someone using drugs in your charity house is better than them doing the same w no shelter

most of you would not like most street homeless people, I definitely don’t and didn’t when I was street homeless. for every one person who uses unconditional shelter to turn themselves around, someone else will do jack shit and very slowly, if ever, work through the issues that made them homeless, will maybe never be able to live independently. still better than street homelessness, still worth doing. ultimately either you believe that shelter should be universal or you don’t

homeless people actually can’t be rehabilitated if you want to end homelessness. we either affirm the right to shelter for the worst drunken, lying, filthy, cheating, self destructive homeless people that exist, genuinely irredeemable wankers, or we concede that shelter is not a right

[funereal-disease]

This post is the distilled essence of everything I believe in.

[technicallity]

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

[jadefyre]

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

[write-with-will]

It’s okay to say ‘bitch me too’ even if I’ve never seen you before in my life dude

[whatonearthisgoingon]

everyone can say bitch me too

moots

followers

moots-in-law

strangers

even enemies

[thesituation]

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[finnglas]

oh no is this what we’re doing now

[finnglas]

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

[carvedhopeonmywrist]

[byjove]

My dad was a public defender when I was a child and he would have to drive all over the district to visit various defendants in various jails which I thought was very interesting and I liked to hear about his experiences in various jails and how different they all were. He drove me to school every day and sometimes I’d skip in and tell my classmates “My dad is going to the jail in [TOWN/CITY] today!” mind you, I went to public school in a not very nice little town so my teacher’s first thought wasn’t lawyer, she had other students with incarcerated parents. This was also occurring in the south where everyone is nosy as fuck so she eventually called my mother, presumably to scope out why her husband was a jail bird and if the chargers were relevant to me and my education in any way. My mom had to explain that my dad wasn’t an inmate who kept getting transferred and that going to jail is his job.

[crazy-lizard-lover]

So your teacher called home because she wanted to know your personal business?????????????????

[byjove]

She worded it more like “Your child keeps telling his classmates that his father is going to jail, I wanted to touch bases and see if everything is alright at home.” you know, pretend concern for my social wellbeing. But I know she was just nosy and my mom picked up on that immediately.

[byjove]

I bet she went home every night and told her husband “We need to pray for one of my students, he definitely has some sort of undiagnosed something and his daddy is always in jail.”

[targetedknowledge]

[devilishdescent]

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[big--naturals]

⚠️warning⚠️ this transgender faggot on the internet will permanently alter your vocabulary options. would you still like to befriend them?

[valeriapryanikova]

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

THIS GUY HAS A REDBUBBLE. Holy crap, the moment I have money, I want to buy maybe a pullover or a shirt with this.

I LOVE the way the logo warps like it's underwater!

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

True to my word, I couldn't pass this up. This goes SO HARD as a graphic tee. I'm going to pair it with my maroon bomber jacket and maybe some cargo pants. Can't wait for it to arrive!

[terancethecorvid]

My main piece for the @falsesymmetryzine !!! I'm so grateful to have been a part of this project and really proud of how it all came together <3

I did a few smaller artworks too as additions for the written pieces 😋😋

Everyone's work is so amazing go check out the entire zine here!!

FalseZine is a fanzine inspired by Minecraft Youtuber and streamer FalseSymmetry

@falsesymmetry

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[memewhore]

[tha--snazzle]

BANDIT PLATE

[hypokeimena]

image description: screenshot of a menu. it’s centered on the beginning of the children’s menu, titled “Just for Kids”, and the first item on that menu, which reads “"Bandit” Plate: you are getting a plate with cutlery and you can steal some food from your parents 0,00€" /end description