lurking

ey/em

[nsectloop]

[laurasauras]

Could you do rose knitting davesprite a sweater because he keeps stealing her yarn for his nest....

ROSE: I would like to draw your attention to several things. DAVESPRITE: no need to speak that thing draws attention all on its own DAVESPRITE: who SOLD you this? DAVESPRITE: and were they colourblind or were their eyes just fucking missing altogether ROSE: Firstly, this yarn is a cashmere-merino blend that is both luxurious and costly. DAVESPRITE: are those pom poms? ROSE: Of course. ROSE: Secondly, this is large enough to more than satisfy your nest’s requirements. DAVESPRITE: hold on ROSE: Thirdly, this took five seasons of Seinfeld to knit. Appreciate this cost, please. DAVESPRITE: oh jesus is this for me? ROSE: You’re welcome. DAVESPRITE: fuck its hideous DAVESPRITE: i love it ROSE: I know.

[tactax-art]

[the-muppet-joker]

I suck at my job. I'm a terrible husband and father. I have absolutely nothing going for me except my ability to write muppet erotica. I know what its like to be the pony with the shittiest cutie mark. God made every creature for a specific reason, and I am the angel he made with the sole purpose of falling from grace

[moonzzzzi]

Most Bro Strider coded post of all time maybe

[kittyfrog-0]

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[nsectloop]

[onthisdayinhomestuck]

On This Day In Homestuck:

June 16th, 2015

Dave and Dirk awkwardly try to converse.

[hal8999]

[nsectloop]

[dstris-chatclient]

do we fw haliborn here

[indigonite]

snippet of a little something something I’m working on for @striderszine

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[nsectloop]

[welovehomestuckships]

All Kids Round 4

Bracket 3

Jade x Rose

Rose x Dave

Voting ended onJun 7

No ship hate! <3

[goosey-hnz]

Maybe i sacrificed my sleep for this drawing of him

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