Raven Writes

Any prns "If their gods were real, I would know" - Otis Local mean lesbian or something

[grimeclown]

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

[gaesnek]

[monkey-mulch]

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

[red-mercer]

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

[grimeclown]

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

[grimeclown]

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

[headspace-hotel]

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

[bogleech]

Convergent evolution.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Linguistic crab

[backofthebookshelf]

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

[springinthesky]

resist the urge to self-isolate, girl. people want you around. people don't think you're faulty. you're allowed to be wrong and make mistakes and missteps and people won't reject you for it. don't self-isolate. nobody in your life wants you to self-isolate. don't do it.

[pangur-and-grim]

I got hired to write a light-hearted romantasy story, and I really hope this is light-hearted and romantic enough:

[pangur-and-grim]

can this be a title??

ideally, it would be crossed out with a little X, but because it's just one story in an anthology I'll probably have to go with the same font styling as everyone else

[pangur-and-grim]

their names are Waldemar Pemberton and Lambert Beadle, and it is extremely romantic

[pangur-and-grim]

the book that accepted my ghoul hate sex yaoi has a cover!

here's the link to pre-order - I'm so curious about the other stories. hopefully mine does not give people horrible whiplash

[vampyre--dyke]

noooo dont tug on my carabiner that's an erogenous zone

[minglethebingle]

hold on i have to look something up

[girl-poss]

update?

[silverskulltula]

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

[gayweeddaddy69]

you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose

[gayweeddaddy69]

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

[wirelessmousegirl]

[depsidase]

[bonefarm]

Get rid of your fucking Ring cameras holy shit. That was one of the most chilling ads I’ve ever seen

[creekfiend]

😰😰😰😰😰

[knitmeapony]

[sistersorrow]

People: Ring is using their cameras to spy on people

Other people: You're being dramatic

Ring: No, we're definitely doing that, which is why it's in our ads

[foone]

Me: I'm trans

Tumblr:

[catgirl-kaiju]

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[notaspy11]

Literally beyond parody

[divergent998-blog]

[jjbang8]

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[charlesoberonn]

Neurotypical people love to congregate in doorways, corners, hallways, and sidewalks to block the way.

[charlesoberonn]

[lustcannibalism]

I’ve started decomposing on my free time

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

[humanpersonface]

Additional update to this

[lizluvscupcakes]

[impormable]

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

[sonnetscrewdriver]

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

[captainclickycat]

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

[theknightlywolfe]

Reminder:

Police are using sonic weapons against protesters that can cause permanent hearing loss

LRADs, a sound-producing device used to control crowds, can inflict permanent damage on subjects

[muzzlesbian]

tiktok self-censorship is bad all around, but shit like “unalive” and “sewerslide” piss me off so much more because we already have so many euphemisms for death and suicide. “passed away” “no longer with us” “left us” are all common euphemisms for death. if you want to be harsher you can say “kicked the bucket” or “they’re six feet under”. for suicide there’s “took/ended their own life”. not only are all of these familiar in everyday language, they’re also way more respectful than meme-speak. i hate this shit so much.

[charlesoberonn]

If you threw a single ibuprofen tablet into the sea, it would make the world's oceans have an ibuprofen concentration of 1 in 2.92x10^25.

Which is 3.42x10^35 times greater than the concentration of the average homeopathic medicine.

[charlesoberonn]

I like the description on wikipedia