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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird
will byers stan first human second
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if i look back, i am lost
almost home
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@ravenasaurus
They took all the pop music. And made the perfect pop song. I am in awe.
@nerdkru
holy shit. editing on point.
Even I, who generally is not a big fan of modern pop music, must admit that this is fantastic. Genius.
mAN THE CHILLS
āi have sex with my bestfriend but no homoā ????
this is legitimately the saddest thing Iāve ever read, like not in a āthe straights are at it againā way but in a āwow women really arenāt allowed to be anything but straight and the sincerity of woman/woman love is constantly underminedā way. I mean yes the straights are indeed at it again, but the women going down on each other and claiming itās platonic arenāt the straights who are at it. again
any sentiment that prioritizes hard work over mental health or wellness is capitalist propaganda
LOUDER
Why do moms over share things about your life to people who donāt matter
Youāre not over exaggerating. Youāre not too sensitive. Youāre not too much. If it hurts you it fucking hurts you. If it makes you angry, then it makes you angry. Thereās nothing wrong with you for feeling.
A great read by a great author. If youāre White, your place is in the bleachers for this.
Me at social gatherings
Will always reblog this when it shows back up on my dash! :-D
This is adorable.
Franceās politicians and community leaders have criticised the āintolerableā violence against Parisā Jewish community, after a pro-Palestinian rally led to the vandalizing and looting of Jewish businesses and the burning of cars.Ā
please please please spread this around, please speak up about this, please let everyone know that this is not okay, please please please protect my people from a second kristallnacht, pleaseĀ
Listen. Ā I love my followers and my mutuals dearly. Ā You know how occasionally I post something likeĀ āevery Jew on this site has a list in their head of who reblogs what and who ignores posts about Jewsā? Ā Iām talking about this shit. Ā I have been seeing things on my dash about the situation of Jews in France for over a year, but itās coming from other Jews 99% of the time. Ā Please stop ignoring this. Ā This is literally history repeating itself and we canāt be the only ones calling it out again.
Iāve been having bad days and drawing this helped me remember things.
I hope it helps you, too.
Every time, without fail, this makes me tear up.
punk-sass
Me: *showers*
Me: I am literally excelling in life. Mental illness where??
Rural Questions #1
Does everybody else know that childrenās song about eating bees Ā or was that exclusive to my area
wait that sounds familiar how does it go
(Gather children in a large circle)
Ā *with hands clasped*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIāM
brINGING home a baby bumblebee
wonāt my mama be so proud of me
IāM BRINGIN HOME A BABY BUMBLEBEE
OUCH! it stung me
*while smushing hands together*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIāM
squishING up a baby bumblebee
wONāT my mama be so proud of me
IāM SQUISHING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
EW! itās all over me
*with tongue out, pretending to lick hands*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIāM
LICKing up a baby bumblebee
wONāT my mama be so proud of me
IāM LICKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
GROSS! Itās inside me
OPTIONAL:
*Bent over and heaving*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIāM
BARFING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
wONāT my mama be so proud of me
IāM PUKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
YUCK! itās all over me!
BONUS LINE:
(Taking it back to third)
*while smushing hands together*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIāM
LICKing UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
what in the hell why would your mother be proud of you for eating bees what the fuck is this?
YES, WE HAD THIS IN NEW JERSEY. IS THIS NOT A THING?
We had it in Southern California! Iāll admit that Iāve sung it to people who have never heard it and they think it is VERY weird.
Not anywhere I lived. Though my mother did sing to me when I was a little boy, āWhat do you do with a drunken sailor.ā
I sang this as a kid. In Norfolk, Virginia in the mid-80ās.
We had slightly different lyrics. āSquish squish squish squish squishā in descending notes.
Confirmed for 1980s Oregon, Portlandās West Side.
1980ās Seattle had this too.
1970s rural Alaska on board.
Confirmed for N. Georgia in the late 70s and in 2015 as the (much longer) version is still popular at girl scout camps.
Yeah that oneās pretty much Universal Americana. Unsure if they have it in other countries, but it isnāt rural and itās in every region of the US.Ā
We had it in the Midwest, but the bee guts got wiped off on shirts, not eaten, lol.
We had that one in the north of England, or something very like itā¦
on the bus on every school trip, oh yes we did
picking up my baby bumblebee
wonāt my mum be ever so pleased with me
picking up my baby bumblebee
OW! it stung me!
and then
licking upā¦
sicking upā¦
sweeping upā¦
I had totally forgotten about this!
Yes, also for Cape Cod in Massachusetts in the late 80s and through the 90s.
Northeast Massachusetts confirming, also late 80s-90s. First time I sang that to my kids in daycare, though, my fellow teacher (same age as me but from Florida) had no idea what it was and was APPALLED.
Confirmed for NW Connecticut in the 90s (probably 80)
Confirmed 90ās middle Georgia
Confirmed for 90ā²s Chicago.
There was this fascinating article aboutĀ āchildren cultureā that was floating around that I reblogged and is in my archives somewhereĀ
Confirmed for 80s Kansas City.Ā Also more than likely learned it from my older sisters, so odds are good for 70s, too.
Confirmed for the 90s in Nevada. We sang it in SCHOOL. (Without the barfing verse tho, āofficiallyā.)
confirmed for 90s midland england, too! we had a groundskeeper in primary school who always got this song requested of him whenever he was around at break time!
Confirmed for 90ās Upstate New York. We had both the licking up/puking up and wiping off varients, though the latter was on pants instead of shirt. For licking up, we also ended the verse with āI donāt feel so goodā instead of āgrossā and the puking verse ended the whole spiel with āmuch betterā instead of going back to verse three.
1980s Ontario, Canada, and I heard it until 2000 or so at camp (after which I had little contact with kids). I assume all children, universally, want to yell about eating bees and then puking them up again, so it is only a matter of time until they all know it
Confirmed for New Brunswick, Canadaā¦I think itās a North American camps thing? Puking up a baby bumblebee is an important part of growing up.
Confirmed for Southern BC, Canada 90s and early 2000s for sure. Definitely a pre-school favorite
i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader without even thinking
this post is interesting because it implies a future in which darth vader won the democratic primary
No but this could totally be a thing. Ā
Like heād look at gay marriage and be likeĀ āI too have known what itāsĀ like to not be able to get married simply because of who you are.ā Ā Marriage for everybody.
Heās pro gun-control. Ā Light sabers are much more elegant weapons, anyway.
Heād probably be for raising the minimum wage. Ā He grew up a slave, living in the worse kind of poverty. Ā He knows how important it is for single mothers to be able to support their children.
Darth Vader: a Force We Can Count On.
can this be real?Ā
Darth Vader was a better human being than Donald Trump and that is truly amazing
he murdered children with a laser sword
We donāt have any real proof that Trump hasnātĀ murdered children with a laser sword. He needs to provide documentation on that. Some kind of certificate. Until then, I wonāt believe him. America deserves the truth.
Still a better choice than Trump
Darth Vader was able to run a massive infrastructure project that created thousands of jobs.Ā When it was destroyed, he hired skilled engineers to fix the flaw in the second version.
He committed planetary genocide with a giant space laser
makeup is SO so fun and im so excited abt makeup like. most makeup is just minerals?? colored minerals?? dirt. pretty dirt. put the dirt on your face
