I- what?
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

shark vs the universe

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Kaledo Art
wallacepolsom

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noise dept.

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin

titsay
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
seen from Singapore

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@ravenclawrose13
I- what?
Whose your Harry? Four Harrys
since tumblr is getting deleted if you care to find me look to the western sky
no one ever helps me in this damn house
wizard… a sorceress
i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry
i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series
#THERE 👏🏻 WAS 👏🏻 ROOM 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 DRACO 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 MINIVAN (via @dracomalfoyofficial)
“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“
by Volensblood
When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree
I can’t believe I forgot the best one
This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!
i’ll never understand why we don’t call countries the names they actually call themselves
like, i know this is a weeaboo-sounding example, but let’s start with Japan. They call themselves Nippon or Nihon depending on… i guess, the speaker’s accent??? or their level of formality while speaking??? I dunno. But we still called them Zipangu for like a few hundred years. And now we call them Japan.
All because Marco Polo asked someone in China about that island over there and they said “oh that’s Cipangu” and Marco Polo was like “Oh, Zipangu, cool.” And then he went back to Italy and said “Y’ALL THERE’S THIS DOPE-ASS ISLAND CALLED ZIPANGU” and people back in Italy were like “An island called Giappone? Dope.”
And this pattern of people mishearing people kept repeating until we got to “Japan.”
And we still call them Japan even though we know better. Because fuck you, Marco Polo asked the wrong person 500 years ago and misheard them and we’re sticking to that, I guess.
that was literally just the world’s worst game of telephone
Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
Happy September 1st!
but the good news is:
a family can be...
Anastasia: the people you weren’t looking for
Bandstand: the people who know your ghosts
The Book of Mormon: the people who inspire you to believe
Dear Evan Hansen: the people who have known you and loved you all along
Falsettos: the people you have chosen to love
Finding Neverland: the people who speak to the child in you
Hamilton: the people who tell your story
Les Misèrables: the people you would die (and live) for
Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812: the people who stand in the dark for you
Newsies: the people you fight for even when they can’t stand up for you
Next to Normal: the people you keep loving no matter the cost of loss
Rent: the people you keep loving no matter how little time you may have with them
Tuck Everlasting: the people you still look forward to every day
Waitress: the people with whom you learn to love what’s on the inside
Clickbait would’ve been so much more fun in the 1920’s with newsboys having to yell the ridiculous headlines
The cast of Come From Away performs “Welcome to the Rock” at the 71st Annual Tony Awards
Forgot how to cat?
Glitch in the matrix
Lagging in online games be like.
EHAT SURPRISES ME IS THAT CAT CAN ACTUALLY MOVE AWAY ANY TIME IT WANTS CUZ YOU CAN SEE IT NORMALLY STEP UP TO A PERSON BUT THEN JUST GOES BACK TO DOING A FUNNY WALK, SO I THINK IT’S HAVING FUN!
the face I make when someone tries to speak to me before 11am
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lin messing up the lyrics to Yorktown
Smooth @linmanuel
When you have to rap Yorktown but all you remember is your monologue in ‘the world is wide enough’ and this happens
that “WOOOOO” tho omg Lin Miranda you are such a dear smol shithead
LIN YOU FORGOT A LINE TO THE SONG YOU WROTE @linmanuel get your act together.
this is pure gold
I’m sorry but I’m cackling at this so bad