Morpeko looks like a chimera of Pikachu, Alolan Rattata and Eevee with exactly one brain cell
I mean look at that face, nothing going on in that noggin'
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Morpeko looks like a chimera of Pikachu, Alolan Rattata and Eevee with exactly one brain cell
I mean look at that face, nothing going on in that noggin'
cinderella 3?
CINDERELLA 3 IS A MASTERPIECE, I'M NOT WORTHY
Slytherin kiddos (1/3), also known as the ‘cool, brunette edition’ !!! Because I have zero self-control and a 3 + 1 Ravenclaw set wasn’t enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ so…yeah, h-hi there. *ahem* I chose the Slytherin house merely because most of the MCs I know are either Ravenclaw or Slytherin (in fact I don’t know if I’ll be able to make a Hufflepuff/Gryffindor three-part set…oh well, we’ll see!). For this first part I borrowed @theevildoc, @tiablackraven, @wispila, @guakamaya, @kuzmich-isterich and @worthy-worthingtons‘s amazing mcs! I hope you don’t mind and if you do (or didn’t want your mc to take part in this or you aren’t satisfied with the final result or I’ve messed up in any way…) I’m terribly sorry! I acted with the best intentions, you can trust me on that <3
as a bisexual, some of the shit y’all try to claim is “bi erasure” is just fucking BANANAS
I AM ON THE FLOOR
They’ve struggled so much to get this one sentence out and I feel really bad
Woman: *attempts to set a boundary*
Man: Woowww :( so you like, hate me? You’re mad at me? Can’t you like, compromise your comfort a little bit for my convenience? I honestly think you’re being a little too sensitive here! Maybe you should look inward and consider why you’re so cold and heartless 😔
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big
Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!
Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!
Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!
#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)
It got better!
I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.
Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.
Bucky: -.-
Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!
Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI
It has a nice ring to it
Okay I am here for this.
Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.
update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie
update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY
do u see the horsies
I’VE FOUND BUNNIES
okay okay now i’ve found dogs
This is the most innocent hack ever
God this is such an old post and once again to clarify no I will not tell you how to do this
Search your zodiac sign in the gifs, and find one that relates most to you.
Here’s mine
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Totally me! @jobean12-blog @cametobuyplums @tomhollandeu @writeyourmindaway @annavega333 @andrasta14
Have you ever wondered where books come from?
Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.
Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:
You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:
See how they happily line up to put them on:
See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.
And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:
So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.
As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.
I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.
I’ve seen this post 800 times and am only now realising that Neil Gaiman endorsed this post
yiké
just don’t do that
i just spent entirely too long on this
shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up
Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)
That’s me not eating because I’m too in the zone of writing to get up to make food lmao
The Cats movie and the ‘live action’ Lion King exist at opposite ends of a spectrum but idk what said spectrum is
Where would Narnia be placed?
“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”
I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER
“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy! You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”
mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.
mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.
the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation
basically what i’m saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they can’t even replace their machines with efficient machines.
Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.
Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably don’t get the ice cream.
i would just like to thank every mcdonalds employee for their service because if i ever got the new roach mcflurry id kill someone
The machines aren’t broken, the employees are protecting us
McDonald’s employee servicing the ice cream machine 2018, colorized
Asks are open
I’m stuck in a trailer for the next few hours. So if you have any questions, hit me up. As long as they are appropriate