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dontcrushmyheart

I don't believe in heterosexual Bam Margera

#so true. reblog #jackass #bam margera

agro-carnist

talking to outdoor cat defenders like

crabussy

someone in the reblogs said “letting mittens outside to kill a few birds is fine because britain’s ecosystems are already decimated to the point where they barely exist anymore”. I’m genuinely so perplexed. you think it’s fine? to let cats kill vulnerable native birds? because they’re already endangered so it doesn’t matter if your cat kills a few more? do you also dump your rubbish in the sea because “the oceans are already polluted, what’s a bit more”? jesus christ people. do you think mittens is the only outdoor cat in the country??? tens to hundreds of thousands of other people do this as well. it’s not a few birds. it’s hundreds of thousands of birds. you are not the only person on earth

#someone in the notes saying “cats are literally wild animals they’re meant to be outside people don’t shoot cats #i am incandescent with rage actually fuck you someone literally did shoot my cat and he is severely permanently disabled because of it #we got him as an adult and when he was a stray before we got him he was shot and had his leg and jaw shattered don’t you EVER #fucking tell me being outside isn’t dangerous for cats or that people won’t hurt them you have no idea what people will do to animals #after 5 years as an exclusively outdoor stray he’s now perfectly content to go out for occasional walks on a leash and nothing else #it’s literally not hard to keep the environment and your cats safe #outdoor cats #indoor cats #i love my precious arthritic son and i would kill a million outdoor cat defenders for him

zeroaddzero

People Magazine, September 1984. Photo by David Gahr.

#bruce and clarence <3 #i love them so bad

selkielore

#ok me #but also #andrew minyard #<3 we are not alike in most ways but i’m feelin this one today

zaynfag

i hope your ship goes canon is basic. i hope your fifteen year long rpf conspiracy goes canon in a forty five minute video where they make fun of you the entire time is scary. it happened to me

penandinkprincess

the real challenge of adulthood that no one tells you about in advance is how many goddamn pieces of paper you have to keep up with that are never important until they are suddenly VERY important

conchobarbarian

hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

emmulus

slatewiper-deactivated20250807

#👀#strongly and sexily refraining from tagging my love

european-love-hotel

Chris Pontius in Jackass S3 EP6, "Playgirl Pontius" (2001)

#his breasts......#great googly moogly #i heart mens tits

effemar

can you imagine being republican political candidate Mrs. Gansey and calling up your teenage son, calling, because he doesn't live with you and hasn't since he was like 12 because apparently he has the kind of autism that makes you go to foreign countries without warning, and actually he lives with his male roommate instead, which is totally normal and you are trying not to be concerned about, and you call him up and you're like "Richard, we're having a fundraising event for my republican political career and we'd really like you to be there" and he's like "Sure can I bring a plus one?" and you're like oh thank god he has a girlfriend helen's already suspiciously athletic i cannot have a gay son and then he shows up with ADAM PARRISH.

#SUSPICIOUSLY ATHLETIC #literally helen in a phrase i love her #and then your husband gives your teen sons boyfriend (?) a tie and you create a scheme to give him a car after he literally disappears #and shows up miles away on the highway after being missing for almost a day #sometimes i forget ganseys mom is literally a republican politician and her sons best friend is notorious edgelord emo faggot RONAN LYNCH 💀

gerardwaysbob

"LONG LIVE" THE BLACK PARADE

#dying and throwing up forever #why dont i have infinite money to go to every show they ever play augh #my chemical romance #lltbp

notthatkindofgrrl

shirt that says american rock band my chemical romance is psychologically torturing me

macdenlover

in the sense that

#normal #im so normal and regular about this and the implications of it all #macdennis #iasip

jennamoran

this is going to be a controversial one but I think the optimal number of cats for facilitating making the bed is not, in fact, "every cat in the house" but perhaps even ... zero

#motorola i hope ur listening #going under the fitted sheet when it has 1 corner on the bed is actually NOT a helpful way for the bed to get made faster