Ravens from Westeros

Winter is Coming...still.

[ravensfromwesteros]

(812) I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you

[ravensfromwesteros]

(613): We are 100% horrible people, and I'm extremely happy we're friends.

[ravensfromwesteros]

(920):  I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not. 

[ravensfromwesteros]

(609): So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner...

(732): This explains a lot.

[ravensfromwesteros]

(770): Ok despite the face that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage

[ravensfromwesteros]

(405): It's like he awoke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.

[ravensfromwesteros]

(336):  The general consensus of people in the room is that I should have another bottle of wine. (336)'people in the room' being me.

[ravensfromwesteros]

(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

[ravensfromwesteros]

(713): It is shots o'clock and I am never late.

[ravensfromwesteros]

(425): Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"