“I am older than the lands you walk on, more ancient than the moon. I speak in Latin, and sing in languages long forgotten. I’m the one you should fear.”
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“I am older than the lands you walk on, more ancient than the moon. I speak in Latin, and sing in languages long forgotten. I’m the one you should fear.”
Character Idea
They have a soft, yet raspy voice. Not quite timid, but still unsure, like they had a hard time deciding if they wanted to be heard or not.
Tolkien Prompts
“It’s amazing how much one family can ruin a world, isn’t it?”
The exile sighed. “We all know you’re talking about mine, you know. You can just say it.”
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“I cannot believe you have dragged me all this way, you know. Your adventuring manners are horrid.”
“You are welcome to return to your home at any time, of course.”
“Oh yes, that’s quite generous of you, now that you’ve dragged me into the middle of bloody nowhere - ”
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“Now, your majesty, I say this with all the respect due to your position, but really. The dragon skull is very impressive and quite overdone, please return it to your palace or…wherever you found it. I really do not have the room.”
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“Silly thing.”
“Obstinate fool.”
The warrior rolled his eyes. “Oh, will you just kiss xir already?”
Writing AUs
During what seemed like a normal friday night, a bear that morphs into a human is seen by your characters. This rapidly turns into chaos.
Fireflies fluttered into the blanket of the night sky as the northern lights danced in the distance. Life is different, but good.
A snowball fight breaks out amongst the PTA meeting. No one is safe now.
Before anyone could say anything else, a massive fluffy dog comes running down the hallway. The dog is soon followed by a magic user with a floppy hat and long robes.
When asked a question about a subject your character doesn’t care about, they abruptly get up and leave the room. They leave the room and soon find themselves in a forest, a forest in which they scream for hours on end. Life is stressful. Sometimes you gotta scream.
While on a mission your character decides to adopt a dog along the way. Little does your character know, this dog, is a talking dog with an IQ of 150.
Your character brews a truth potion, but oh no! They accidentally drink it. They have to go to a work meeting in an hour and the boss who they hate is there.
One stolen motorcycle later, your character finds themselves in a predicament they never thought they would be in.
So... What would the skelebros (ut,uf,us,sf) would react their s/o with a popsicle? Ya know, like licking, suckling, all that lewd stuff but their s/o is not like doing it on purpose. OH! And the popsicle has to be exactly like the skelebros magic color. If that's okay, that is? It's an nsfw
(*Since this ask has been submitted, I’ve kicked my character limit down to four skeletons, but I did six because I’ve been meaning to do something with this trope! )
UT!Sans:
It’s not obvious, but he’s watching you. The only obvious sign that he’s getting flustered by that blue popsicle (which you mercilessly keep lapping your tongue along, and stars, some of it drips from the corner of your mouth before you catch it with the tip of your tongue) is that his pun game is off. He ends up answering with a joke that has nothing to do with your set-up. You remain oblivious, but he ends up giving you his half of the bisicle the minute you’ve finished off yours.
UT!Papyrus:
Papyrus is completely oblivious! In fact, you’re the one that’s enthralled watching him eat his. His tongue is so long! And it’s glowing! And glistening with melted popsicle. He’s talking about something between licks, but you’re not paying attention.
Your popsicle melts and drips onto your lap. Papyrus gasps and dabs at it in public with a napkin. You’re mortified, and your face now matches his scarf.
UF!Sans:
Red’s watching you with a lewd smirk, slavering slightly at the sight. From the way his eyelights are directly on your cold treat, you know what he’s thinking. Purposely, you put on a show, licking the side of it and flicking your tongue against the tip. He sucks in a sharp breath, and when his gaze raises to yours, his eyelights are positively smoldering.
“sweetheart, yer killin’ me,” he rasps, breathless. His arm slides around your waist, pulling you to his side, and you playfully stick out your cherry-red tongue.
Then you take a shortcut to his house.
UF!Papyrus:
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
You glance up from your popsicle in surprise, half of it still in your mouth where you’d been sucking the melting portion from it before it had the chance to make your fingers sticky. You pop it out of your mouth and take in the sight of his features. He looks personally offended, his skull a bright, glowing red. "Eating a popsicle?“ you query, wide-eyed at the outburst.
“I SEE THAT,” he spats, crossing his arms. "EAT THAT MORE DECENTLY!“
More dece— OH. Realization dawns, and you find yourself blushing profusely… and then you slowly and oh-so-deliberately run your tongue along the side of the popsicle. You can hear Edge’s sharp inhale, his attention now riveted on your red tongue.
“W….WHAT… THAT’S NOT….”
You swirl your tongue around the end of the popsicle and then slide it halfway into your mouth again. You’re embarrassed that he called you out in public, but at the same time, his wide-eyed expression is worth it. You pop it out of your mouth again, and with a shit-eating grin, you ask, “It’s not what?”
“….NOTHING.”
US!Sans:
Blueberry trails off in the middle of an excited explanation about snowman construction Underground when he notices the way you’re licking that blue popsicle. He goes completely silent, watching you in some sort of trance, until you pull the treat from your mouth to ask him if he’s all right. After all, it’s not like him to be this quiet, and his face is looking rather blue.
“I-I’M FINE! I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT YOUR POPSICLE TASTED LIKE!”
You oblige him without a second thought and hold your treat out for him to take a lick. He ends up putting the entire thing in his mouth, to lick every inch of the popsicle. When you regard him with a raised brow at his fervor, he smirks and hands it back to you.
“NOW IT TASTES LIKE BLUEBERRY!”
US!Papyrus:
Stretch is mimicking you, and you don’t even realize it. He’s smirking as he does it, trying to be over-exaggerated so you’ll notice, but you’re too enraptured in the bliss of an orange creamsicle.
The two of you are getting a lot of weird stares, though.
He gets it all over his mouth and chin, and when you notice, you chide him on being sloppy and wipe some off with your thumb… which he promptly licks. His grin turns teasing, and you blush like crazy because you liked it. You like it even more when he nips the tip of finger shortly after. You’re in no hurry to move your hand.
You guys are becoming a spectacle.
(*Imagine Masterlist)
*Fans self* O_O
Writing Prompts - Fantasy
“Oh, so, I am the monster? You just straight up murdered a person! Sure, I might change into a wolf, but you need to relax!”
“Can we not try and kill the king today? I am tired.”
“What if, and get this, we do nothing against the queen and her army?”
“Just because we are knights now, doesn’t mean we are nocturnal, that isn’t what it means!”
“I am scholar of these sorts. I just want to let you know, you dead bruh.”
“I may not be the smartest in the bunch, but I know how to knock your teeth out.”
“Maybe the dragon is right, maybe you are just a bitter old person.”
“So, are you like a pirate? Or what?”
“Maybe the prophecy wasn’t clear enough, you gonna die bruh.”
“So you need a crow’s feather, a blue rock, goat cheese and piece of bark from an elm tree before you help us? Well that’s just a little absurd.”
“Just because I am the chosen one doesn’t mean I am above killing you.”
“Ever heard a good night story? Yeah, me neither.” *Knocks person unconscious*
“I am not like other nobles, I’m actually funny.”
“So, you’re saying no? To the queen? Now that’s death.”
“Behold! The new inn!”
“Can’t I murder someone? Come on, they are all so stupid anyway!”
“My sword isn’t sharp enough!”
“This dagger right here? Yeah? You see this? You see this right here? Guess what? I murdered your family with it.”
“And so we set off north tomorrow morning at first light!”
“This isn’t a tavern, this is a cemetery.”
“Can you not read a map properly?”
“Perhaps we should have listened to the orc, those clouds look murderous.”
“I am in fact the royal heir, so either give me my cake or I’ll slice you.”
“So, have you always sucked at sword fighting?”
“Did that skeleton just look at me? Look at that skeleton! It turned its head! Look!”
“Can you brew any faster? I am getting impatient!”
“I should have turned you into ash the first moment I laid my eyes on you.”
“Can’t we just, you know, kill them?”
“Maybe we should rebel against the crown? That would make our day less boring.”
“Ever heard of poison? Guess what? Give it an hour.”
sums up me and my characters tbh
One day I’ll let the characters rest and be happy… Today is not that day.
Yes. This. Just Yes.
small writing exercises
make up an origin and meaning of a name
write a family history going back centuries
pick a character and make them ramble about their favorite thing
make up a fable, pretend it’s as famous as the Grimm fairytales. how does this fable affect the world and what would people reference from it? (i love this one because it can be as crazy and silly as you want)
make a commercial for something that really shouldn’t be sold at all. try to convince people to buy it.
ACRONYMS. but, like, try to have it make sense
make a poem about your story/something in your story
rewrite a classic but put your own twist on it
make up a detailed recipe
make a monologue with a plot twist or punchline in the end
create a ridiculously detailed timeline for a character
childhood memory (real one or make it up!)
improve rap lyrics
the story behind an inside joke
make up a mythical creature
pretend to be a commentary youtuber and pick a topic
the what if? pick a story and create an alternate ending to it
pick one scenario and several characters. how different are the reactions based on their personalities?
*Deep breath*
NEW CHAPTER POSTED!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I'm stuck with all the Sans. That's gonna be one crowded but fun time xD
*Awkward silence with elevator music in the background* All of them at the same time: "Well... This has really lifted my spirit..." *Blueberry (US Sans) starts desperately banging on the door, screaming*
PROGRESS!!
I’m at it again, writing another chapter right now that will probably be out a little later or tomorrow! It’s gonna be good~
Also, I received another fan art! It will be shown in the next chapter! <3
Guardian Of Bones - All Sans and Papyrus X Reader
Read it here if you want!
archiveofourown.org/works/10595028
Guardian Of Bones UPDATE!
New chapter out now! Get ready for shit to go down! *Manic cackling*
(Also, back from holiday and had a great time. Nice to be back!)
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Guardian Of Bones
All Sans and Papyrus x Reader
What would happen if Lust sans and Epic!sans Met? :o
dats mah boi
OOOOHHH RUSH HIM TO THE BURN UNIT!! xD
Ever so slowly getting the hang on this haha just learned how to minimize the chat which should have been an obvious thing... Yay for me *face palm*