you saw the url

by potentialproblem01, I also lead the Jasper Fuckers United church so uh tracking #JFU

[contemptible-scoundrel]

sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

[dilfgifs]

Peter Facinelli as Carlisle Cullen TWILIGHT 2008 — dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[rawmejasper]

ok is anyone out there in the mood to scream about jasper/bella with me because they have rotated into position to be the hyperfixation again. Slide right into my DMs. Very very vivid image of Bella asking Jasper for a taste of human blood in a more traditional setting, dinner table, goblets, etc etc. Shes very horny abt the prospect obvs

[annayuma]

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[vampire-lady-of-lesbos]

°*★Jasper Whitlock-Hale Incorrect Quotes. ★*°

[clownkissersinternational]

"i could fix him" please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

[ginwhitlock]

I love how every reaction to any remake of a once popular media thing is Hatred. Make something new Hollywood <3

[ginwhitlock]

“There’s a twilight reboot being made!” I have a gun.

[edwardskhakipants]

I fully believe if Bella had the means to do so, she would have stalked Edward back.

[esmeshardwoodfloors]

sir that’s my emotional support dilf cryptid

[hallucination-edward]

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

when you're watching twilight with someone and you're about to hit them with your infinite wisdom of twilight facts

[vampiresintheattic]

I really would’ve liked if Bella had a special interest in history and fashion and antiques cause like imagine the Cullens don’t get discovered by solely because of Edward but because Bella notices shit about their clothes and how they talk and is like “huh.” And also I think the Cullens forgetting how time works since they’re immortal and don’t sleep is just a funny concept

- she’s like “hey Edward does your family go antiquing” and he’s like “uh no why do you ask” “oh it’s just your sister Rosalie’s broach is from the 1957 spring collection of-”

- “why is your edition of Macbeth from 1911?”

- “does it bother you that your brother Jasper calls it the war of northern aggression like wtf is that”

- “yknow Emmett asked me if Charlie was a soldier in World War II”

- “Alice just asked me if I watch I Love Lucy on the tube? Is she being ironic?”

- “Ever notice how your dad says thou sometimes?” And “When I was at the hospital I saw him cross ‘hysteria’ out of my patient notes”

- “your mom must really like Gibson girl updos, she’s always sporting one at the store”

- “I’m like sixty percent the sweater you’re wearing was dyed using arsenic”

[softjaspers]

This image was haunting my mind I had to make it real thank me later

[hallucination-edward]

Carlisle, watching a news story about a bunch of idiots committing a crime and seeing his children in the background (again)

[draculas-tits]

[forkscult]

favorite vampires of twilight: jasper hale

I didn’t have quite the same upbringing as my adopted siblings.