Magikarps and Hiccups

[imaginarymiu]

[bananatwinky]

[egdramaqueen]

Other bloggers: man I need to clean out my askbox

Me:

[bladebiter]

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WITH THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

[angels-twice-descending]

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

[monstermemories]

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

[a-fandom-trashdump]

Ow

[merry-mer]

Too soon

[sifusassy]

[formerprincewille]

I am SO furious

[somederangedwierdo]

And I can see you, I can feel you,

Slipping through my hands

I can taste you, slipping through my hands

So take from me

What you want, what you need

Take from me

Whatever you want, whatever you need

My lover, Please, Stay with me

[okay]

when u sent an important message to the wrong person

[justpickupthatpen]

I wish I was strong and a good person

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is an advanced joke

[nunyabizni]

IT’S TOO EARLY FOR THIS!!!!!!

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[cactusdodes]

since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy

[cactusdodes]

sexy

[wonderlanddreamsx-deactivated20]

[aubeurn-deactivated20190812]

“A well-chosen book saves you from everything, including yourself.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

[dirtcup]

new meme idea

photoshopping the nintendo logo onto things that nintendo clearly did not make. for example:

[petalpetal]

[doggosource]

pupper has stolen my heart

[pururin]

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