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LOVE IT! 😂😂😂💀

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A savage! 🤣

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This is really good. Watch it. 

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Yeah, def a must watch.

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God I love Michael J. Fox

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Ya know what….

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Just watch.

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For the fucking culture

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When you get to pick your character in a rpg

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^^^ This the character announcement trailer. This isn’t even the DLC characters either.

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Literal meaning and origin of country names in Africa.

More literal meaning maps >>

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Y’all just gon shade Capo Verde like this 😂😭

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I taught him this maneuver in a lost city high up in the mountain tops of the Himalayas

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his walk at the end 💀💀

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I’m glad Splack still makes videos, everybody else fell off

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This whole video 😂😂

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JESUS TEA

So it’s Flu Season again, and this recipe for Tea To Fix What Ails You was given to me by a Christian friend, and I’ve taken to calling it JESUS TEA due to it’s miraculous properties.  Even though it, technically, contains no tea.  This tea is as caffinie-free as anything processed in a US plant can get, but be sure to check the provenance and all ingredients in case of allergies.

You will Need:

A Bigass Pot, becuase this is something you make in large quantities

working stovetop

those lil cloth sachets you use for wassail/empty teabags/those lil reuseable loose-leaf tea steepers.

Recipe:

about a quart of water

1 cup apple cider

about half a lemon’s worth of juice

a shitwhack of honey- try to get as local as possible and generally the less-processed the better if you want to build a resistance to local allergens. If you have allergy concerns or don’t like the taste of honey, go ahead and use more processed stuff/another sweetener instead.

three tablespoons/three bags chamomile tea

three tablespoons/three bags rooibos tea

teaspoon crushed cloves

1 cinnamon stick (more if you like it spicier)

¼ tsp nutmeg

1/8 tsp cayenne or white pepper

Bring water to a simmer in the pot.  Add the chamomile, rooibos and spices to steep about 4-5 minutes or longer if you like tea-flavored tar which given you have the flu you probably do.  Add Cider, Lemon Juice and Honey until dissolved.  Drink all of this in the course of an hour to stay hydrated, make more pots as needed or until you pass out. 

FOR MAXIMUM EFFECTIVENESS: gargle warm salt water first for as long as you can, it’ll break up the mucus in your throat and soothe the soreness.

[snowfox102]

This stuff is hecking delicious, and my dad claims it cured his cold. I’ve taken to drinking it just because it tastes good! Thank you for sharing! :D I also found that you can freeze this stuff in convenient single serving sizes, ready to be heated in the microwave when you don’t have enough spoons to make it fresh. Granted fresh is usually best for most food and drinks, but it’s still good.

I also calculated a single serving version, which I’m putting here in case anyone wants to make it that way:

1 cup hot water

¼ cup apple cider (or more, I prefer 1/3 cup)

1 tbsp honey (or more, to taste)

a dash of lemon juice

½ tsp spice mixture

1 ½ tbsp tea mixture

Mix the spices together in one container, and mix the two kinds of tea together in another. Measure out of these the above amounts. (Don’t try to store the two things together, the spices will sink to the bottom and you won’t get the right measurements.)

Use a tea infuser/tea bag/cheesecloth/whatever to keep the herb bits from floating off into your drink. Steep for the usual 4-5 minutes, then add the cider, honey, and lemon.

Side note: ground cloves is cheaper for me so I use ½ tsp of that instead of 1 of whole. I also like cinnamon a lot so I use ¼ tsp ground cinnamon instead of a stick (also sticks are really expensive here). If you use a stick, break it into little pieces. The downside of ground cinnamon is that it kind of congeals if you don’t stir it periodically, so keep a spoon handy as you drink.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Since people have been asking for this (I guess the flu/common cold is going around agian), have it again, NOW WITH SINGLE SERVING SIZE, THANK YOU @snowfox102  for doing the math for me!

[notbrianna]

Is it possible to substitute the chamomile for something else?

[gallusrostromegalus]

Pretty much any herbal tea but mint will work?  Rose hip’s good, or you can just double the rooibos. You can even put in black or green tea.  I don’t becuase those both have caffiene and I want to be awake as little as possible when I’m sick.  

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[kingjaffejoffer]

When you get into an argument with someone who has hella followers and you want all the smoke

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She was whooping EVERYBODY’S ass! I don’t want nooo problems with her!

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Yo she whooped EVERYBODY’s ass like I know you just said that but that was my first thought too

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And it was on this day that everybody caught them hands.

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LMFAOOOO

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BUT WHERE IS THE GIF OF RALEIGH AND PENTECOST FROM PACRIM????

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I will reblog this until the day I DIE 🤣 don’t EVER put your hands on me BOI 👊🏾

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I will never not reblog

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An entire Mood

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Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

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Woah fr bro

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The signs as whatever the hell this is

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What in the actual fuck

[blackraystyles]

To think…it all started with a simple message, and you happened to live 5 minutes from me. Today makes the day 5/28/2016 that I proposed, to the beautiful @dedicationsthekey. I love you. You said you loved the journey, so I solidified it. Let get this life together, officially started.

[blackraystyles]

So update, 3 year anniversary is next month (November 12) and in about 5-6 months we’re getting Married! Sheeeshhhhhh. Time flies I tell you…

Well…toast!

[blackraystyles]

It’s 2018…and we’re getting married in a month a 9 days! Sheesh….

I guess the next time I update this, I’ll be married and probably in Belize.

[blackraystyles]

UPDATE!!!

We married niggas! Lol.

We did it. #jerkandmangu #4/27/2018

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Y’all soooo damn beautiful 😍😍😍😍😍

[cognvcblvck]

This is beautiful but bruh loafer game is on 💯🔥

[blackraystyles]

Here’s a better pic of the loafers.

[dedicationsthekey]

We’s married NOW!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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This is the type of content I love seeing on Tumblr.

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YAAAAAASSSSSSSS YALL OMG IM SO HAPPY FOR YALL

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👏🏽👏🏽

[kimreesesdaughter]

This is so inspiring!

[firstoffletmesayi]

MORE UPDATES!!!!!

[sexylexcie]

We gone DEF need a pregnancy announcement if and when that happens.

[blackraystyles]

Just adding some pictures, since we received our wedding photos.

[solelyauthentic]

This is awesome.

[blackraystyles]

Update:

We bought a house!

And a baby is happening!!!!

It’s real out here in these streets!

[amierlavie]

This is beautiful 😩

[blackraystyles]

Thank you!

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This made me cry

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Na, I’m not even a crier and this made me cry it’s so beautiful

[blackraystyles]

Yeah, another update. March 12th is fast approaching.

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I AM DED

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LMFAOOOO

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BUT WHERE IS THE GIF OF RALEIGH AND PENTECOST FROM PACRIM????

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[actluvheart]

I will reblog this until the day I DIE 🤣 don’t EVER put your hands on me BOI 👊🏾

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[whorderofthepheonix]

I will never not reblog

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An entire Mood

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“The whites are it again face”