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[hungwy]

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

who give a shit.

[hungwy]

[rayedio]

is this thing on

[bhujangan]

Simple explanation of the bills that farmers in India are protesting - in TikTok form!

[jaaneymann]

hey non indians are encouraged to reblog this actually since what the indian government hates most is word of their terrible governing spreading outside of india! 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Tumblr is sponsoring furries now

[mungisms]

You...DO realize that ads are based on your own viewing history, right?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[somecunttookmyurl]

buddy idk what tumblr ads are based on but it definitely isn't ANYONE'S viewing history

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

[aaaaasneakattack]

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

[rhaenyratheecruel]

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

this site is genuinely breathtaking sometimes

[kitbulls]

[rabidcupid-deactivated20221012]

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

god dashcon was so fucking incredible. like i know everyone remembers the ballpit and stuff but i don’t think everyone remembers how they didn’t pay the bill for the hotel so they gathered everyone in a big room and begged for $17k. and then everyone did the three fingers thing from hunger games

[impaled]

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

cannot fucking BELIEVE what jerma gets at mcdonalds. how is this man alive

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

the Jerma985 McDonald’s Meal:

McChicken (2x) - Extra Mayo

10 pc McNugget w/ Sweet and Sour Sauce

McDouble

Large Powerade

#1 Meal - No Pickles

Apple Pie

[cowboy]

I'm going to mcdonals and asking for the new jerma promo meal

[cowboy]

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

[mrdistracted]

Don't do this. I have no clue who Jerma is, and august sixth is long past. but just in general, Don't do this. mcdonalds employees don't get paid enough for bullshit like this. Just order food that's actually on the menu and try to act like a regular person.

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

im walking into the nearest mcdonalds right now and not leaving the store until i get my McJerma Meal

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

sorry tumblr user buttplugsupreme for not replying to this sooner. i actually went to court a couple days ago for going to the mcdonald’s closest to my house and ordering a “mcjerma”, after saying this to the cashier all the employees in the restaurant leapt onto my body like a pack of wild animals and started tearing at my flesh. i survived, and after a couple days in the hospital, i contacted some local lawyers and started writing up a lawsuit. needless to say, i brought the case to court and got laughed at by the ENTIRE courtroom. the judge actually made me wals UP TO THE STAND so she could spit in my face directly.

i should have listened to your advice. i’m so sorry.

[animeseinfeld]

twisted fucking cycle path

[manaclone]

this is a gerrymandered district

[stability]

[jollygreengiantveggies]

*kenny rogers voice* you gotta know when to choke em, know when to stroke em, know when to jerk your dick, know when to cum

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

you never start your cummin while you’re sittin at the table, there’ll be time enough for cummin when the jerkin’s done

[kuutamosonaatti]

Sämpycat in snow

[dr-archeville]

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

What’s hilarious is that, because they wouldn’t pay union rates for SAG writers, all their scrips came from untested non-SAG writers, and they all fucking sucked.

And because the early ones sucked, they tried upping their pay to see if they could increase the quality of the scripts. It didn’t work so they just kept pouring money into their script bounties until they were paying 1.1m for an 11 minute script.

They ended up paying above union rates for below-union quality.

[zvaigzdelasas]

God bless the free market

[vvrow]

[certified-sleepy]

im begging this website to stop informing me of current events like this

[nightcoresongs]

Visit Original Link

nightcore | Dam Dadi Do

[snuv]

[vzm]

wishing everybody a penis friday

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

This is quite possibly the most penisest Friday we've had in a long time