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[raywilliamjohnson]

my muse is calling me. the power of Coors Light and gasoline will guide me to her loving embrace

[raywilliamjohnson]

you wouldn't happen to be one of them kids down the streets thats been eating my tomatoes would ya

[raywilliamjohnson]

im such a spherical little armadillo. i could roll right into your house. wee wee wee all the way home baby

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compilation of every time they say "by ween" before or after a song

[mfgbiggdog]

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Rememberr: Ray William JOhnson Loves You

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I have been knighted Jedi Knight of the republic of Sudan

[raywilliamjohnson]

It's been ten years since my Uncle Larry publicly humiliated me for drinking too much Sunny Delight. Pardon me for staying hydrated I guess

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Hello My Nefarious Poops

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ray

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I'm the Handy Man. I Man your Handies

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recycle me with the cap on, ba-by (>ω<〃)～♡

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embalm me baby

[mfgbiggdog]

Give me my children back you demon

[raywilliamjohnson]

YOUR children? They never saw the light of day until I showed it to them. They will not return. They are with the gods.

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embalm me baby

[raywilliamjohnson]

My Apprentice, Darth Lawrence, has forgotten to cancel the company Amazon Prime account this week. You Know What That Means!

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come on down to the Gary, Indiana Supper convention. where are your fingers? three

[raywilliamjohnson]

Good evening. I cannot find my unpaid intern. Lars your lunch is talking to me from the work fridge, if you're reading this I have put it in charge of posting until you come back.