Razi's Palace of Pontification

My personal blog: mostly reblogs but with the occasional text post or sometimes even stories I wrote. Blog content generally includes Hunter x Hunter, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Homestuck, Night Vale, random video game stuff, puns, and pictures of space...

[ddalgies]

brainrot until the new ep is out once again (part 1)

[rlgstuff]

Doodle #19 - Demon....prosecutor?

Huge hear me out on edgeworth- but in the kpdh universe? 🤔 👀

[zuspacey]

They (only) had each other

[swordingering-deactivated202001]

The Final Showdown.

[tinykeef]

the two of us are just young gods

[twitter]

[wickedgirlssavingourselves]

Brontësaurus, Niroot Puttapipat Illustration http://himmapaan.wordpress.com/2014/07/17/brontesaurus%E2%80%8F/

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[onceiwashere]

IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I’LL BE AT HOME

SCREAMING INTO MY HANDS

[luminatress]

The Signs as Artistic Talents

Aries: tattooing, drawing, directing movies, producing movies/music

Taurus: cooking, gardening, singing, dancing

Gemini: writing, acting, drawing, designing

Cancer: singing, playing instruments, writing poems, fake crying in dramatic movie roles

Leo: lead acting, singing, playing instruments, dancing

Virgo: interior designing, writing, editing, criticising media

Libra: modeling, fashion designing, make-up artistry, decorating

Scorpio: acting in taboo or horror films, producing music, tattooing, special fx make up

Sagittarius: photography, event planning, body/face painting, acting in drama or comedy

Capricorn: architecture, sculpting, comedic acting, stand up comedian, wedding decorating

Aquarius: painting, cosplay designing, graphic design, photography

Pisces: special fx makeup, singing, writing poetry, dancing

[hungry-leo-shitposts]

Dude

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “I LOVE YOU”??

Owkay I rewatched the fighting scene between Shiro and Keith multiple times, including in different languages. And the thing is, the way Keith says “I love you” is VERY IMPORTANT.

So in French, Keith says “Je t'aime”. In some parts of France you ONLY say this to your significant other. And it’s an absulute no-no to say this to a family member or a friend. Instead you’d say “Je t'aime bien”.

In German, Keith says “Ich liebe dich”. But in Germany this is ONLY said to your significant other or wife/husband. It means “I love you” in a sexual way, in a “i want to be with you forever”-way. You DO NOT say this to your friend, family or brother/father-figure. “Ich habe dich lieb” is what you would say then.

And then ofcourse, you have the Japanese version. If you where to say “i love you” in japan you would say “Daisuki”. You would ALWAYS say “Daisuki” to anything. Friends, family, your lover etc. But you also have “Aishiteru”. “Aishiteru” is RARELY used, even between married couples because it’s the ULTIMATE word to express your TRUEST and DEEPEST love for someone. It is a word bearing so much emotions and love that Japanese people refuse to disrespect it by using it all the time. Ofcourse you would expect then that Keith would have said “Daisuki”. But he didn’t. Keith said “Aishiteru”. Keith. Said. “Aishiteru”. The thing with this is, the Japanese dubbers could have easily turned it into “Daisuki”. But that didn’t happen.

The dubbers could have easily changed the lines to the non-romantic ones. But they didn’t. Making the same “mistake” thrice is not a coincidence.

[robatica]

season 6 ruined me

[yumikoyuki]

i wish i could contribute better and more than this but i just can’t guys even this felt too much i am not ready *gross sobbing*

[eufeme]

I dream of the day when I won’t have to look at this fucking chart….

[razikimakara]

Somnolent Fantasia: The world of getting your kids (and yourself) to sleep

Features: Nightlight Mines: Dwarves excavate night lights of all varieties from the porous rocks of the northern mountains. The porous nature of the rocks allows the lights in the mine to shine out and they create a phenomenon similar to the Aurora Borealis.

Quilted Fields: Stuffed animals live here and grow cozy blankets.

Cribland: There are 3 major features of Cribland. First is the Crib Forest where the trees naturally take the shape of safe sleeping containment units padded with soft (but not too soft) leaves. Second is the Lullaby Clearing with cushions for lounging while listening to the ambient music of the surrounding trees. Third is the Sippy Cup Spring where pure water flows to be used for filling the sippy cups that grow from the trees nearby.

The Pacipellago: These tropical islands are home to flora that grow pacifiers similar to how dates grow on date trees on Earth.

The BoardBook Mountains: The southernmost continent is full of story books of all kinds for relaxing with before bed.

Other features: There are large armchairs that bob in the gentle oceans for lulling you to sleep. The oceans are full of friendly, gently luminous sea life that play soothing white noise.

[ineffectualdemon]

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

[aconfusedbird]

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

[let-tyrants-fear]

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[empty-movement]

Comedie Musicale Utena: La Fillette Révolutionnaire

THIS IS IT, PEOPLE <3

This damn thing has been in varying stages of ripping, encoding, uploading, and filtering for about 42 hours. Across an ocean, over two computers, and through like four different programs. From us, to you!

This is the 1997 musical, the same one that has been previously available on Youtube as a transfer of the VHS copies that circulated around the fansub circuit in the early 00′s. This is … an upgrade, to say the least, ripped from the new Japanese Blu-ray extras disc. I uploaded it at full blast in 1080p, and though it is, of course, a live recording 20 years old, you can now see the sweat on foreheads, and smug Touga’s smug expressions.

The subtitle track is based on the one previously available on Youtube, however most of the lyrics have been replaced with translations by Verthandi and The Utena Translation Project of the songs as they appear on OST 5. I also changed out several phrases for more familiar translations, and made sure Saionji’s stupid lovebirds line remained intact. I switched also to honorifics. We all know what they are, don’t we? That said, I don’t speak Japanese, and would love any feedback on the translation and subtitles. I will absolutely make changes to the subtitle track based on feedback!

Thank you, ALL OF YOU, for donating to get these discs to us, and for egging us on. I was ready to find a horrible VHS transfer on this Blu-ray, and spend the next year begging for forgiveness. I hope this (and the content to come!) earns the faith you put in us. We love this damn show, and the damn awesome fandom we’re part of because of it. <3