[beardedmrbean]

One more in the W column for Japan.

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[theinternetarchive]

System wallpapers from Windows XP's RTM, Build 2600; Microsoft Co., August 24, 2001.

[navigoldie]

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[smokeydabear420422]

[homunculus-argument]

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

[midnightstillness]

Waking up feeling like shit and giving myself grace like

[melonfacade]

[punkrorschach]

someone almost stabbed me with a butchers knife and my response at the time was to turn and ask them "are you kidding me?"

[only-cat-memes]

[toskarin]

the woman in the river shows me an axe of silver and asks if it is the one I lost. I respond that it is. she produces an axe of gold and asks the same question again. I shamefully look away, not sure whether I'm comfortable admitting that I was dual wielding

[toskarin]

she stares at me in abject confusion as I take stock of my tools. a look of dissatisfaction brews on her face. "but why is one golden?" the woman asks.

I tug nervously at my coat, feeling the slightest bit insulted. "well, it's not cheap to have a matching pair," I tell her. "not everyone can afford two golden axes."

"why not two silver axes?"

"I had the money for one golden axe."

the woman crosses her arms. "but the gold is worse for everything you'd want an axe to do."

"it's not. it was more expensive and also really hard to find."

"gold" she says, "is softer than silver."

"it's literally not, though," I say. "that's a really common misconception, but pure silver is softer than gold."

"most metal sold as silver is actually an alloy. that axe is probably sterling silver. I don't believe for a second someone made you a pure silver axe."

I look at my axe, then back to the woman, then back to my axe.

"it was pure silver when it went into the river."

an unreadable expression. with a great splash, the woman disappears into the current.

[swagg1ttarius]

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

[spnjohnlocked]

This happened on Supernatural once

[striders]

the cats are gonna keep trying until they evolve to a point that they’re actually able to consume plastic. and then global pollution will be over

[thememedaddy]

[knightsickness]

[importantcatpics]

[only-cat-memes]