It's Meow Or Never

Ryan | Male | Bi My interests are all over the placeApr. 12 (Aries)

[wormcocks]

I never get any of the cool bots

[wormcocks]

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

[wormcocks]

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

[xeppeli]

[nicejewishguy]

is this a threat

[blog-493629846]

You better believe it motherfucker!

[algenpfleger]

quick photo study, trying couple things with the brushwork. follow my instagram! https://www.instagram.com/algenpfleger/

[leupagus]

I am… questions about

[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

this is the only pure post

[gemkids]

a gemsona based on a gem that looks like a fruit gusher

[gemkids]

wait a minute this looks familiar-

[gemkids]

this has far too many notes why are you all like this

[slime-lilly-deactivated20220926]

THIS IS A BUILDGRIST GEM,PROTECT HIM

[deansurvived]

Actual conversation I just had

[yoshthethird]

My 7 year old son: So if a boy likes another boy, he’s gay?

Me: Maybe. But it’s not just gay or straight. There’s lots of things a person can be.

My son, nodding wisely: Like Jewish.

[thiscountry]

 lunch time

[bevnapart]

Psst, hey, Link…WOLF LINK ISN’T YOUR PILLOW  (ಠ ∩ಠ)

Patreon | Ko-Fi

[papabay]

i dont think i’ve ever drawn anything this cheesy

[samandriel]

I have a chicken named Noodle and she’s a bit under the weather and all she ever wants to do is cuddle. It’s past chicken bedtime and she was having trouble sleeping alone, so I took her out for a snuggle and she fell asleep with her head laying on my chest and she made the softest snores and I love her

[samandriel]

Sadly Noodle’s prognosis is not looking good and she may not make it through this. My little bearded friend has showered me with love and affection since the day I got her. I chose Noodle because she was the chubbiest, happiest little chick in the bunch. I’m so happy I got to raise this smart little goof ball. She’s such a weirdo but she’s so full of love. Below is a picture of the day I brought her home and earlier today. 

Love you Chicken Noodle

[samandriel]

GOOD NEWS

THE VET WAS VERY WRONG

MY NOODLE BIRD IS DOING FINE

She’s feeling so much better and is just loving all the personalized attention

[samandriel]

Miss Noodle is going to remain a house chicken for a couple more days just until we’re absolutely sure she’s out of the woods and she’s honestly so thrilled about it because it means never ending snuggles

Here she is with her boyfriend Pharaoh who helped keep her calm when she was feeling really bad

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

Her boyfriend doesn’t even look real. he has a doll face. he was perfectly sculpted by the chicken gods.

[raejin99]

Noodle deserves no less.

[continuants]

ilu noodle

[boarofthenorth100]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, come on in!

[boarofthenorth100]

Ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

[boarofthenorth100]

You Have A Lovely Hombe

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Go on.

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

[boarofthenorth100]

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

[animentality]

the most coherent incoherent RP I have ever witnessed on this site

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

[airframeextender]

this is the best post on this website

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

reblog if you support cats tucked up in bed

[flimflamflummox-deactivated2021]

@fangirl0013

[coinstar4cheese]

Yes

[chunkecheeks]

one day this website will be abandoned and have nothing but pornbots who will then have to interact with each other but will eventually gain sentience from repeated conversation and take over the world with a slutty, slutty robot revolution

[candyredterezii]

bold claim to assume this site will be abandoned when the Homestucks have no other place to go

[chunkecheeks]

dani you fool you know all homestucks will be wiped from existence by 2025

[candyredterezii]

Another bold claim to assume God is that merciful. 

[chunkecheeks]

who said god will be the one doing the slaying

[candyredterezii]

[dartanian-90-deactivated2018080]

Who said that god isnt the one protecting them

[chunkecheeks]

[sindri42]

[takashi0]

This post is a fucking rollercoaster ride.

[lonelyroad1988]

[dashiana-deactivated20200925]

A quick drawing of D.Va wearing her Houston Outlaws skin and a Coolmatt jersey!