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It’s Sunday my dudesss. Time for your weekly Second Backup AU dose. (PREV)

Choked on my sandwich at Simon’s first “fuck me” yall didn’t tell me Markiplier’s voice was that deep hello???

#iron lung #simon iron lung #this is my first exposure to markiplier and it’s something #did not think he’d be lowk daddy #this is what 2026 is doing to me

I know these are three wholly separate movies, but picture a pilot, an engineer, and a scientist ok

(Mind the volume)

#project hail mary #iron lung #the fall guy #ryland grace #colt seavers #simon the butcher #coltland twins #I really tapped into some vintage fandom crafting techniques for this one #like a three movie crossover is crazy #but here we are #superwholock 2.0 now with more goslings #tw loud #tw flashing

kreechurthecrazykat

Grace, explaining how humans evolved: yeah so basically we evolved to be persistance predators where we would just slowly walk towards our prey and track it until it got so tired it couldn't fight back or run away and then we killed it :)

Rocky, who is an Eridian, an AMBUSH predator, who can't see light and so cannot track things the way humans can, and that doesn't have a lot of stamina and literally won't be able to wake up once they fall asleep: grace what the fuck statement--

#project hail mary

shmooseee

carl…(foggy)

#OOOOUUUGH #project hail mary

scarlct-vvitch

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

#project hail mary #Rocky on the surface is like haha I’m a silly rock guy who says funny things!#Rocky beneath the surface is that shellshock war poster

It’s cracking me up that the Project Hail Mary fandom is creating its own extended cinematic universe, but it’s with like…Markiplier and even more Ryan Gosling

#project hail mary #iron lung #fall guy #I feel like I have to do research to keep up with yall /pos

risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

shubbabang

not100bees

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

cuprumbao

you guys cooked so hard with rocktiz i love him so much

#project hail mary #rocky the eridian #rocktiz!!!

gaynaegis

Movie marathon realizations

ibupro-atyappin

Yeah Thorin that wasn’t slick at all.. (I think about this scene way too much)

#YES LOL #the number of times I’ve gone ??? at this #bagginshield #the hobbit

Rocky, trying to troll Simon by acting like he still gets human slang wrong: Friend Simon, fist my bump.

Simon, who grew up as one of the few survivors of humanity in a sheltered religious cult on mars and knows nothing about slang: Uh, sure. I’ll fist your bump.

Grace, who knows he is now personally responsible for protecting Simon against an onslaught of misinformation from Rocky: are you so for real right now

#project hail mary #ryland grace #rocky phm #bloodymary #not tagging Simon stuff out of respect for the poor I.L. fandom who has been hit by the yaoi beam #sorry guys