i'm currently under re-construction

"In my sad heart the day breaks, in my glad heart the day breaks. No! What's going? Indeed the day breaks." — Songs of Past Days, Nakahara Chuuya

[bitchass97]

I need everyone to STICK WITH ME ON THIS ONE

In an alternate universe:

Ilya Rozanov: Marley I have something really important to tell you. I have hidden a secret about myself for a long time. You are one of my closest friends, and I hope that knowing this doesn’t change anything…I’m bisexual

Cliff Marlow: (visibly confused) yeah…I know that???

Ilya: what? How did you know???

Marlow: Dude you don’t exactly hide it

Ilya: What are you talking about????

Marlow: yeah dude you speak Russian all the time. You have an accent. It’s not that crazy

Ilya:…

Marlow:…

Ilya:…

Marlow:…

Ilya: THAT IS BILINGUAL YOU IDIOT-

[karyotatsumi]

[plagueislost]

theres something in the water

based on this thread by my friend soapie :) (whole thing under the cut cuz twt sucks ASS)

and pt 2:

[ciricearts]

omg the ttk guy!!

[akaanmo]

Robin

[thcyn]

Fragile Love [Part 1]

CW: death

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[plagueislost]

july swimsuit special

[plagueislost]

happy birthday tim!

[anfuaruuu]

sooo ugly lmao

(a secret identity reveal scenario lol)

[anglaised]

“majority of white people see anyone brown as subhuman” “ugh! that sucks….. its just like how some ppl r a little rude to me, a white person, for having green hair!” no. thats different, i promise u its different

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[fuckyoucanada]

Hollanov canon au Shane gets outed but no one can identify the guy and they decide to hide ilya’s identity until they don’t have to worry about his Russian passport only now there are a bunch of men coming forward claiming to be the guy and so Shane has to state the guy who will remain anonymous is his long time partner and then guys online keep trying to convince him that they wouldn’t hide/to break up with that guy and Ilya is basically foaming at the mouth at this point.

He counts down the days and as soon as he doesn’t have to worry about russia he starts posting online asking Shane Hollander to pretty please consider him for his next boyfriend and Shane visibly flirts back and people are going crazy because does this mean that the other guy is out of the picture or???

Only they post a picture of them together a few days later that reveals Ilya was the guy all along and the internet explodes

“I can believe I asked Shane Hollander if Ilya Rozanov could fight I just barely escaped with my jaw intact omg”

”sorry I said I was better looking than your boyfriend I have taken my humble medication”

”what kind of power does hockey robot Shane Hollander hold to pull rose landry AND Ilya rozanov???”

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[coffinvows]

few months old commission for meg smitherman

[taylor-ruth]

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

[reading-stains]

ppl talking about how they use coffee to get through all nighters and stuff sound crazy to me

wdym it’s your energy provider? don’t you drink it as your treat, curling in a perfect sunrise as the smoke of boiled milk fawns over you in the sunlight? is it not what you get when you’ve gotten a new comic book and want to make the celebration a little bit special? you don’t treat it like ice cream?

guys I started drinking coffee in the baby bottle (not kidding) and im still not addicted to it (I don’t drink it every day), that stuff is just my little treat for a job well done

[nondelphic]

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force