Okay so I picked it up as a joke

But got invested

[nighttrashheadache]

violet: he’s probably thinking about other girls

xaden: I need to figure out a way to attach the tiny dragon to the big dragon

[percyisconfused]

Fourth Wing Characters as Shitposts:

Violet:

Xaden:

Everyone Who Knows™️ @ Xaden:

Drake:

Mira:

Iron Squad:

Sloane @ Dain:

Brennan and Naolin probably:

[majuandrad]

finally finished book 3 🖤

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WHAT is Mira hiding?? Something plot related obviously. Couldn't help but notice that the falling out with the grandparents came once Violet was old enough for her hair to be pulled back... Old enough for the silver to have started?!!?!??? Mayhaps?!??

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Xaden has gone from subtly proposing to Violet to straight up announcing they're married.

Meanwhile, Tairn: "Are congratulations or commiserations in order?"

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"We could really use Dain right about now," I whisper.

"I could live the rest of my life without ever hearing you say that again," Xaden replies.

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"What could be so fucking important that you're trying to ruin my one evening?" Xaden snaps.

"King Courtlyn has decided to keep Halden."

"Too fucking bad for Halden." Xaden shrugs.

I am DEAD.

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"There's no magic here."

[xadensbiceps2]

When Xaden's dramatic ass walks into formation right as they're reading his name off the death roll.

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Xaden: "Everyone assumes she'll wind up with you, but it's my last name she ends up wearing on her flight jacket in formation."

Dain: "But we don't have last names on our flight jackets."

Xaden: "And yet you get the fucking point."

The only person laughing more than Mira in this scene was me.

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Xaden 🤝 Violet eyefucking in public.

Mira: I swear to god I will die right here.

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This book is a damn comedy 😂

RIP Grady you will not be missed.

*1 page later*

Oh DAMN girl you too huh?

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"I am as the night."

- Dragon Daddy Tairn

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That moment when "you'll be the death of me" goes from being a cute sentiment to a possibly tragic foretelling.

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"Insulting you isn't against the code of conduct. I checked."

Xaden fucking Riorson everyone.

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Now it's PROFESSOR Riorson, huh?

Xaden's just out here collecting all the sexy titles isn't he?

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The idea that Melgren is hoping for a baby from Xaden and Violet is both disgusting and hilarious.

Melgren: I hate them both so much.

Melgren: I wonder if it will be a boy or a girl 😍