[totalariana]

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

[railroadsoftware]

a lot of people (cowards) don’t like mint ice cream. i’m not one of them

[astrobro]

Not to be horny on main but imagine meeting a man that isn’t a complete waste of time

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[ghostbustinggays]

ok this keeps coming on my dash and every time the notes are filled with people being like WHAT IS THIS so i am HERE TO ENLIGHTEN YOU, FRIENDS

this is from the musical Firebringer which is free to watch on Youtube. it’s by Team StarKid of A Very Potter Musical fame (think you recognize the girl singing? that’s Lauren Lopez, also known as the funniest Draco Malfoy the world has ever seen)

anyway, Firebringer is a female-driven, hilarious musical about bisexual cavewomen and you are going to want to watch it. trust me.

WATCH FIREBRINGER!

[bookwyrm-in-space]

Our entire office sings this at least once a week.

[lifemaniac91]

[kingikana-deactivated20170826]

oh hey look a locket from when I was little!

i wonder whats inside i-

[pokemondiamondversion]

you freed him like pandora’s box

[ironwolfthingcroissant]

This is how it began

[wtfzodiacsigns]

The signs as beautiful feelings

Aries: Going to concerts

Taurus: Stargazing with a friend and talking about life

Gemini: Going on a plane for the first time

Cancer: Swimming in the ocean

Keep reading

[babyanimalgifs]

Son I can see you

[steveinaspeedo]

[willygurl68]

The only sign I’ll take directions from

[barzum-and-baizli]

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

[trulyamood]

[sixpenceee]

[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[demonicalamari]

Forbidden dandelion

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[zodaeac]

The signs as Roman Minor Gods

Aries: Arcus, Goddess of the Rainbow and Messengers

Taurus: Discordia, Goddess of Discord, Chaos and Strife

Gemini: Janus, God of Choices, Beginnings and Endings and Doorways

Cancer: Proserpina, Goddess of Spring, Fertility and Flowers

Leo: Victoria, Goddess of Victory

Virgo: Vesta, Goddess of the Hearth and Family

Libra: Nemesis, Goddess of Revenge, Balance and Justice

Scorpio: Pluto, God of the Underworld, Dead and Riches

Sagittarius: Fortuna, Goddess of Luck, Chance and Fortune

Capricorn: Trivia, Goddess of Magic, Trivial Knowledge and the Night

Aquarius: Somnus, God of Sleep

Pisces: Somnia, God of Dreams

[stardustmandalorian]

[homochadensis]

Norwegian humor is amazing

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[nebula-of-esteem-deactivated201]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This is great thank you

[aunt-mimi]

When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

[geekandmisandry]

Someone said this to me once, that a man needs to feel like a man, I replied “well I’m not stopping him” and had to watch this fragile creature try to explain to me that my strong personality could demean men.

Like, if I have to pretend you are a strong man and cater to that then clearly you’re not that strong dude.

[ass-warship]

This post has the most weapons grade dick energy ive ever seen.