The King in Yellow

read my play (Status: Archived/Ended)

[readmyplay]

"IT IS A FEARFUL THING TO FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE LIVING GOD."

"also, read my play."

Update: It has come to my attention that plenty of people have come forth with…rather explicit desires. While I am, by all means, flattered, I am not willing to carry out such.

So, I shall add this rule:

Any attempts to suggest, or directly bring yourself upon your king is strictly forbidden, and such acts will result in removal from Carcosa.

Status: Archived. Not returning.

The King is dead. Thank you all for 4 months of readmyplay.

joke king in yellow acc lol, made by the person who runs @playmygameplayasthefox

#the yellow king: the king himself speaking

#a stranger.: someone else speaking

#the stand in. (or anything of the like): someone else standing in for the King

#lore: lore about the blog

#ooc/mod post: the mod posting

[readmyplay]

test

[malwareproductions]

thoughts on the king in yellow?

Christian Anon

i am the mod of the king in green … take a wild guess … /silly

[readmyplay]

how green are you

[malwareproductions]

im so green

[readmyplay]

so green i see

[malwareproductions]

thoughts on the king in yellow?

Christian Anon

i am the mod of the king in green … take a wild guess … /silly

[readmyplay]

how green are you

[itwasakanonevent]

oh my god????? 500 likes on my stupid little blog?????/ thank you???????????

-KBlue

[readmyplay]

I want you all to celebrate.

[searchin4arealitythatdoesntexist]

Pspspsps~ Hey Kintsugi Timeline Enjoyers~

I'm hoping to have Squig return in like, a day or so when I'm done writing everything I gotta write leading up to her return, but I find the idea of her askbox being flooded by the time she gets back to be INCREDIBLY FUNNY~ It's already at over 25 asks, but we can fill it up more!~ So go forth!~ Send hatemail to my womanfailure!~ Or just ask her stupid invasive questions about the McDonald's Incident!~ Hell, you can just send her garbage questions about nothing, I don't care!~ I'm doin' this for The Funny~

C'mon, pal!~ Send her stuff!~ I know you wanna!!!~

Sincerely, Mod Vae~ <3

[readmyplay]

send hate mail to this person

(READ THE TAGS.)

[readmyplay]

plague inc

also this blog turns 6 months old soon

[knight-errant-girl]

Awong da showe da cwoud waves bweak,

Da twin suns sink behind da wake,

Da shadows wengfen

In Cawcowosa.

Stwange is da night whewe bwack staws wise,

And stwange moons ciwcow fwough da skies

But stwangew stiww is

Wost Cawcowosa.

Songs dat da Hyades shaww sing,

Whewe fwap da tattews of da King,

Must die unheawd in

Dim Cawcowosa.

Song of my souw, my voice is dead;

Die dou, unsung, as teaws unshed

Shaww dwy and die in

Wost Cawcowosa

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

post uwu-ifier type shit

[readmyplay]

apologize.

[readmyplay]

one(one) full month since rmp died

crazy

[readmyplay]

Thank You for Everything

hey!

mod of readmyplay speaking.

this 4 months on tumblr, speaking with you all, roleplaying as a (formerly) joke king in yellow blog just because of a video i loved so so so much has been some of the best months of my life

i thank you all for the wonderful opportunity, moments, and everything we did together

i cannot express in mere words, nor can i ever find the words, to say how happy, grateful, and proud i am to be speaking with you all, interacting with you all

but, all good things come to an end. we are all aware of that.

in face of mounting homework ive been procrastinating on, my fixation on sfawtde and the king in yellow slowly coming to a halt, and things going on in my personal life, i have chosen to archive and shut down the blog entirely, rather than keep on going and potentially slip up in the future. better stop now than keep on going and not put any effort into it

unlike my previous rmp hiatus, this is a total and final end to readmyplay. even if i wished to, i cannot, and will not continue this blog any time in the future

is this me quitting tumblr for good? HELL NO! i'll still be around, but no longer on the readmyplay account (although i will post a few more times for the 6 month and 1 year anniversary if i even live until then). but i MAY start some new blogs, so stick around 4 that....

but readmyplay's story has finished. it is time he rests. he has atoned for his crimes, and may he be happy wherever he is.

and now, my thanks.

@theshadowslengthen/@vallianttreedreamland, @remainsthatneverfaded/@curry-sause i want to thank the two of you for sticking by on this journey. if i had one way to express how happy i am to have rped with you two, it'd be "sflkhkwrjgadklhrwebfewqkjhbewwejhgbwf"

@angelicallyresurrecting my first ever contact with tumblr is via your blog, where i answer for two of the characters on there. in fact, the first ask i ever answered was what one of the characters thought of "ze MANGO" (my goodness how long ago was that)

@insert-the-4thwall-entity i first came across you when scrolling through home, and coming across an ao3 sfawtde thing (ngl idrk how to describe it ima just post the link) https://www.tumblr.com/insert-the-4thwall-entity/800663241799958528/huh-comprehensible-have-a-nice-day-ik?source=share i for some reason decided to respond in character aaaaand here we are now i want to personally thank you insert for everything you've done in this small lil journey this is my first longlasting rp blog and you've made it so so so much better

@thestarswewishedalive, my kuyas i first met you two in the Club Sandwich server, replying to one of your guys' messages, spelling out the reply in the reactions (a habit i got in cs, where i got the name 'ouija gabriel ultrakill') and we've been going on from there when i first heard you had a tumblr blog, i for some reason was eager to find it lol and i did!!!!!in a minute or so i forgot how long but i wanted to ask it questions so i made my current account, so i have to thank you all for actually getting me into tumblr and starting this whole thing

@dumb-tl, @femboysaremydreams, @nooblets-blog, and all the other folks in SC nest this is the server ive been frequenting the most as of 2026 i want to thank you all for all the silly n fun shi we did together

and thank you to everyone else for sticking with me on this four month journey.

i am unfathomably grateful to have done this with you all

and i hope to meet you all again in the future.

Sincerely,

@ouijagabrielultrakill, mod of readmyplay.

Thank you for some of the best 4 months of my life.

[readmyplay]

Welcome, welcome!

*he shouted in a loud voice, happiness nearly flowing from his tone.*

Sorry for shouting, please, have a seat!

*in the dining room was a long table to host many guests, and a black hovering orb on each plate. Sitting on the chair in the middle of the table was the King.*

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I slowly flew past everyone else to the table. I already know what's about to come after this last supper. I took seat, well, as best one could in a room acomedated to a large eldritch god, and stared into the orb. Not as single word came out of me since I entered.*

[readmyplay]

The orb's not just for show, my friend! Observe.

*he reaches into the orb, and pulls out a cup and a bottle of bourbon.*

Pretty neat, huh?

The orb changes into any food or drink item you want! Just think about what you want...and boom!

Choose whatever'd you like.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*my eyes widened a bit. I was impressed, my first proper reaction. I return my gaze to my orb. After a bit of staring I reached into it, only for me to pull out a plate of fries, a small packet of miniature breadsticks and a bowl of chocolate-strawberry ice cream. Might as well just eat my heart out to make sure the a. p. doesn't get worse*

[readmyplay]

So!

*he pours some bourbon into the cup, taking a shot and grimacing.*

How's everything been so far?

*only now noticing the bloodstain, he hands you his napkin.*

Here, by the way.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

[hmm...]

*another hum. It's gonna be the only answer I'll give for awhile. I then take the napkin and wipe off the blood,... only for more to drip out of my nose. Perpetual nosebleeding is a common symptom of Angst poisoning. I pay no mind to it, I have greater things to worry.*

[readmyplay]

You know, I've been thinking a lot more, on what happens after my death to me.

..but I haven't been asking.

I already knew from the beginning.

..there's nothing on the next.

After the lights go out, it's...just nothing.

Nobody to see. Nowhere to go. Nothing to do.

..but a dreamless, thoughtless, eternal, yet peaceful slumber.

..i wonder if that's what happened to her after...

*he stared into the floor, before pouring another shot and instantly downing it.*

..

How's your food?

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I had just started with the breadsticks. Upon the mention of the afterlife I looked at the king, tearing up as he continued. I feel guilty for everything that happened. If I hadn't bated an eye on that message none of this would be happening. I feel as if it was my fault... If only there could've been a peaceful resolve to this... If only*

[readmyplay]

...

Don't cry, please.

It was never your fault.

One way or another, this would've happened, Insert.

..If I never acted out of rage, spent time to love her, maybe she'd still be alive.

Maybe things would've been different.

..but it is far too late to daydream.

*he pauses, tapping his cup.*

...yeah.

*as he goes to pour more, he realizes that the amount he poured was..actually a lot, almost reaching the brim, and somehow, the bottle was empty.*

..I thought it would've lasted me longer.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

.

.

.

*right*

*he has telepathy. Both of us have. Thinking about taking the fault of the other was stupid. After all, there was no use of time traveling to that time, it even goes against the Omniverse laws established by the Council of Justice.*

*I wipe the tears off and continued to eat. I then decided to summon my control panel and open YouTube. Nothing can go wrong with some yt and food. I might have jinxed myself with that phrase.*

[readmyplay]

*the King sees this, chuckling lightly.*

Y'know, I've never really figured out how to properly use modern tech, despite everything. I even died getting pushed off by a zombie in Minecraft, ain't that funny?

*he finishes his drink in one go, putting the cup back down.*

If you'll excuse me, please.

*he stood up and walked towards the throne room, which was right behind where he sat.*

*...and slammed the doors behind himself.*

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I looked at him, I can understand what he meant. Older beings can have complications with modern things. I remember the time one of the Council members, a mare of the title princess, had trouble trying to operate with a cellphone, that was from the current generation of her source material. I looked back at the homepage with a small senseable smirk, continuing to scroll...*

.

.

.

*until the door slammed*

*eyes immediately darted to the doors to the throne. Dread began to sink. Eyes widened tramendously. Heavy breathing began and it was slowly picking up speed.*

*This could only mean the worst.*

[readmyplay]

*commotion could be heard in the room, before a loud crack, followed by a thud, could be heard.*

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I jolted at the sounds*

.

.

.

[n-no..]

[this c-cant-]

*I immediately got up and dashed to the door. I stopped and put my head next to the door. Maybe an additional sound could give more context! T-there's no way he could've decided to end it all now!... Right?*

[readmyplay]

*almost immediately after, the door flung open, and..*

*You were flashed with beautiful, vibrant, never before seen colors no living being has ever seen before, and ever seen after. The colors danced before your eyes, in a peaceful, graceful motion which no movement in the rest of the universe could hope to achieve.*

*Accompanying the visuals was an orchestra that has never touched the hearing of anything that has been made in reality until now, a most beautiful arrangement that no musician, before or after, could ever dream of replicating, one of the most peaceful yet powerful, somber yet uplifting, harrowing yet beautiful pieces that none have heard before, and none will ever hear after.*

*It felt like you were dreaming.*

*but you weren't.*

*It all lasted exactly for seven minutes.*

*and then it all stopped. No high note, no final bow. Complete and utter silence.*

*and once reality came flooding back, the King was nowhere to be found.*

*There was nothing left of him, all except for his mask, which was discarded on his throne.*

[readmyplay]

Welcome, welcome!

*he shouted in a loud voice, happiness nearly flowing from his tone.*

Sorry for shouting, please, have a seat!

*in the dining room was a long table to host many guests, and a black hovering orb on each plate. Sitting on the chair in the middle of the table was the King.*

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I slowly flew past everyone else to the table. I already know what's about to come after this last supper. I took seat, well, as best one could in a room acomedated to a large eldritch god, and stared into the orb. Not as single word came out of me since I entered.*

[readmyplay]

The orb's not just for show, my friend! Observe.

*he reaches into the orb, and pulls out a cup and a bottle of bourbon.*

Pretty neat, huh?

The orb changes into any food or drink item you want! Just think about what you want...and boom!

Choose whatever'd you like.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*my eyes widened a bit. I was impressed, my first proper reaction. I return my gaze to my orb. After a bit of staring I reached into it, only for me to pull out a plate of fries, a small packet of miniature breadsticks and a bowl of chocolate-strawberry ice cream. Might as well just eat my heart out to make sure the a. p. doesn't get worse*

[readmyplay]

So!

*he pours some bourbon into the cup, taking a shot and grimacing.*

How's everything been so far?

*only now noticing the bloodstain, he hands you his napkin.*

Here, by the way.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

[hmm...]

*another hum. It's gonna be the only answer I'll give for awhile. I then take the napkin and wipe off the blood,... only for more to drip out of my nose. Perpetual nosebleeding is a common symptom of Angst poisoning. I pay no mind to it, I have greater things to worry.*

[readmyplay]

You know, I've been thinking a lot more, on what happens after my death to me.

..but I haven't been asking.

I already knew from the beginning.

..there's nothing on the next.

After the lights go out, it's...just nothing.

Nobody to see. Nowhere to go. Nothing to do.

..but a dreamless, thoughtless, eternal, yet peaceful slumber.

..i wonder if that's what happened to her after...

*he stared into the floor, before pouring another shot and instantly downing it.*

..

How's your food?

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I had just started with the breadsticks. Upon the mention of the afterlife I looked at the king, tearing up as he continued. I feel guilty for everything that happened. If I hadn't bated an eye on that message none of this would be happening. I feel as if it was my fault... If only there could've been a peaceful resolve to this... If only*

[readmyplay]

...

Don't cry, please.

It was never your fault.

One way or another, this would've happened, Insert.

..If I never acted out of rage, spent time to love her, maybe she'd still be alive.

Maybe things would've been different.

..but it is far too late to daydream.

*he pauses, tapping his cup.*

...yeah.

*as he goes to pour more, he realizes that the amount he poured was..actually a lot, almost reaching the brim, and somehow, the bottle was empty.*

..I thought it would've lasted me longer.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

.

.

.

*right*

*he has telepathy. Both of us have. Thinking about taking the fault of the other was stupid. After all, there was no use of time traveling to that time, it even goes against the Omniverse laws established by the Council of Justice.*

*I wipe the tears off and continued to eat. I then decided to summon my control panel and open YouTube. Nothing can go wrong with some yt and food. I might have jinxed myself with that phrase.*

[readmyplay]

*the King sees this, chuckling lightly.*

Y'know, I've never really figured out how to properly use modern tech, despite everything. I even died getting pushed off by a zombie in Minecraft, ain't that funny?

*he finishes his drink in one go, putting the cup back down.*

If you'll excuse me, please.

*he stood up and walked towards the throne room, which was right behind where he sat.*

*...and slammed the doors behind himself.*

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I looked at him, I can understand what he meant. Older beings can have complications with modern things. I remember the time one of the Council members, a mare of the title princess, had trouble trying to operate with a cellphone, that was from the current generation of her source material. I looked back at the homepage with a small senseable smirk, continuing to scroll...*

.

.

.

*until the door slammed*

*eyes immediately darted to the doors to the throne. Dread began to sink. Eyes widened tramendously. Heavy breathing began and it was slowly picking up speed.*

*This could only mean the worst.*

[readmyplay]

*commotion could be heard in the room, before a loud crack, followed by a thud, could be heard.*

[readmyplay]

Welcome, welcome!

*he shouted in a loud voice, happiness nearly flowing from his tone.*

Sorry for shouting, please, have a seat!

*in the dining room was a long table to host many guests, and a black hovering orb on each plate. Sitting on the chair in the middle of the table was the King.*

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I slowly flew past everyone else to the table. I already know what's about to come after this last supper. I took seat, well, as best one could in a room acomedated to a large eldritch god, and stared into the orb. Not as single word came out of me since I entered.*

[readmyplay]

The orb's not just for show, my friend! Observe.

*he reaches into the orb, and pulls out a cup and a bottle of bourbon.*

Pretty neat, huh?

The orb changes into any food or drink item you want! Just think about what you want...and boom!

Choose whatever'd you like.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*my eyes widened a bit. I was impressed, my first proper reaction. I return my gaze to my orb. After a bit of staring I reached into it, only for me to pull out a plate of fries, a small packet of miniature breadsticks and a bowl of chocolate-strawberry ice cream. Might as well just eat my heart out to make sure the a. p. doesn't get worse*

[readmyplay]

So!

*he pours some bourbon into the cup, taking a shot and grimacing.*

How's everything been so far?

*only now noticing the bloodstain, he hands you his napkin.*

Here, by the way.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

[hmm...]

*another hum. It's gonna be the only answer I'll give for awhile. I then take the napkin and wipe off the blood,... only for more to drip out of my nose. Perpetual nosebleeding is a common symptom of Angst poisoning. I pay no mind to it, I have greater things to worry.*

[readmyplay]

You know, I've been thinking a lot more, on what happens after my death to me.

..but I haven't been asking.

I already knew from the beginning.

..there's nothing on the next.

After the lights go out, it's...just nothing.

Nobody to see. Nowhere to go. Nothing to do.

..but a dreamless, thoughtless, eternal, yet peaceful slumber.

..i wonder if that's what happened to her after...

*he stared into the floor, before pouring another shot and instantly downing it.*

..

How's your food?

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I had just started with the breadsticks. Upon the mention of the afterlife I looked at the king, tearing up as he continued. I feel guilty for everything that happened. If I hadn't bated an eye on that message none of this would be happening. I feel as if it was my fault... If only there could've been a peaceful resolve to this... If only*

[readmyplay]

...

Don't cry, please.

It was never your fault.

One way or another, this would've happened, Insert.

..If I never acted out of rage, spent time to love her, maybe she'd still be alive.

Maybe things would've been different.

..but it is far too late to daydream.

*he pauses, tapping his cup.*

...yeah.

*as he goes to pour more, he realizes that the amount he poured was..actually a lot, almost reaching the brim, and somehow, the bottle was empty.*

..I thought it would've lasted me longer.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

.

.

.

*right*

*he has telepathy. Both of us have. Thinking about taking the fault of the other was stupid. After all, there was no use of time traveling to that time, it even goes against the Omniverse laws established by the Council of Justice.*

*I wipe the tears off and continued to eat. I then decided to summon my control panel and open YouTube. Nothing can go wrong with some yt and food. I might have jinxed myself with that phrase.*

[readmyplay]

*the King sees this, chuckling lightly.*

Y'know, I've never really figured out how to properly use modern tech, despite everything. I even died getting pushed off by a zombie in Minecraft, ain't that funny?

*he finishes his drink in one go, putting the cup back down.*

If you'll excuse me, please.

*he stood up and walked towards the throne room, which was right behind where he sat.*

*...and slammed the doors behind himself.*

[readmyplay]

Welcome, welcome!

*he shouted in a loud voice, happiness nearly flowing from his tone.*

Sorry for shouting, please, have a seat!

*in the dining room was a long table to host many guests, and a black hovering orb on each plate. Sitting on the chair in the middle of the table was the King.*

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I slowly flew past everyone else to the table. I already know what's about to come after this last supper. I took seat, well, as best one could in a room acomedated to a large eldritch god, and stared into the orb. Not as single word came out of me since I entered.*

[readmyplay]

The orb's not just for show, my friend! Observe.

*he reaches into the orb, and pulls out a cup and a bottle of bourbon.*

Pretty neat, huh?

The orb changes into any food or drink item you want! Just think about what you want...and boom!

Choose whatever'd you like.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*my eyes widened a bit. I was impressed, my first proper reaction. I return my gaze to my orb. After a bit of staring I reached into it, only for me to pull out a plate of fries, a small packet of miniature breadsticks and a bowl of chocolate-strawberry ice cream. Might as well just eat my heart out to make sure the a. p. doesn't get worse*

[readmyplay]

So!

*he pours some bourbon into the cup, taking a shot and grimacing.*

How's everything been so far?

*only now noticing the bloodstain, he hands you his napkin.*

Here, by the way.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

[hmm...]

*another hum. It's gonna be the only answer I'll give for awhile. I then take the napkin and wipe off the blood,... only for more to drip out of my nose. Perpetual nosebleeding is a common symptom of Angst poisoning. I pay no mind to it, I have greater things to worry.*

[readmyplay]

You know, I've been thinking a lot more, on what happens after my death to me.

..but I haven't been asking.

I already knew from the beginning.

..there's nothing on the next.

After the lights go out, it's...just nothing.

Nobody to see. Nowhere to go. Nothing to do.

..but a dreamless, thoughtless, eternal, yet peaceful slumber.

..i wonder if that's what happened to her after...

*he stared into the floor, before pouring another shot and instantly downing it.*

..

How's your food?

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I had just started with the breadsticks. Upon the mention of the afterlife I looked at the king, tearing up as he continued. I feel guilty for everything that happened. If I hadn't bated an eye on that message none of this would be happening. I feel as if it was my fault... If only there could've been a peaceful resolve to this... If only*

[readmyplay]

...

Don't cry, please.

It was never your fault.

One way or another, this would've happened, Insert.

..If I never acted out of rage, spent time to love her, maybe she'd still be alive.

Maybe things would've been different.

..but it is far too late to daydream.

*he pauses, tapping his cup.*

...yeah.

*as he goes to pour more, he realizes that the amount he poured was..actually a lot, almost reaching the brim, and somehow, the bottle was empty.*

..I thought it would've lasted me longer.

[readmyplay]

Welcome, welcome!

*he shouted in a loud voice, happiness nearly flowing from his tone.*

Sorry for shouting, please, have a seat!

*in the dining room was a long table to host many guests, and a black hovering orb on each plate. Sitting on the chair in the middle of the table was the King.*

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I slowly flew past everyone else to the table. I already know what's about to come after this last supper. I took seat, well, as best one could in a room acomedated to a large eldritch god, and stared into the orb. Not as single word came out of me since I entered.*

[readmyplay]

The orb's not just for show, my friend! Observe.

*he reaches into the orb, and pulls out a cup and a bottle of bourbon.*

Pretty neat, huh?

The orb changes into any food or drink item you want! Just think about what you want...and boom!

Choose whatever'd you like.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*my eyes widened a bit. I was impressed, my first proper reaction. I return my gaze to my orb. After a bit of staring I reached into it, only for me to pull out a plate of fries, a small packet of miniature breadsticks and a bowl of chocolate-strawberry ice cream. Might as well just eat my heart out to make sure the a. p. doesn't get worse*

[readmyplay]

So!

*he pours some bourbon into the cup, taking a shot and grimacing.*

How's everything been so far?

*only now noticing the bloodstain, he hands you his napkin.*

Here, by the way.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

[hmm...]

*another hum. It's gonna be the only answer I'll give for awhile. I then take the napkin and wipe off the blood,... only for more to drip out of my nose. Perpetual nosebleeding is a common symptom of Angst poisoning. I pay no mind to it, I have greater things to worry.*

[readmyplay]

You know, I've been thinking a lot more, on what happens after my death to me.

..but I haven't been asking.

I already knew from the beginning.

..there's nothing on the next.

After the lights go out, it's...just nothing.

Nobody to see. Nowhere to go. Nothing to do.

..but a dreamless, thoughtless, eternal, yet peaceful slumber.

..i wonder if that's what happened to her after...

*he stared into the floor, before pouring another shot and instantly downing it.*

..

How's your food?

[readmyplay]

Welcome, welcome!

*he shouted in a loud voice, happiness nearly flowing from his tone.*

Sorry for shouting, please, have a seat!

*in the dining room was a long table to host many guests, and a black hovering orb on each plate. Sitting on the chair in the middle of the table was the King.*

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I slowly flew past everyone else to the table. I already know what's about to come after this last supper. I took seat, well, as best one could in a room acomedated to a large eldritch god, and stared into the orb. Not as single word came out of me since I entered.*

[readmyplay]

The orb's not just for show, my friend! Observe.

*he reaches into the orb, and pulls out a cup and a bottle of bourbon.*

Pretty neat, huh?

The orb changes into any food or drink item you want! Just think about what you want...and boom!

Choose whatever'd you like.

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*my eyes widened a bit. I was impressed, my first proper reaction. I return my gaze to my orb. After a bit of staring I reached into it, only for me to pull out a plate of fries, a small packet of miniature breadsticks and a bowl of chocolate-strawberry ice cream. Might as well just eat my heart out to make sure the a. p. doesn't get worse*

[readmyplay]

So!

*he pours some bourbon into the cup, taking a shot and grimacing.*

How's everything been so far?

*only now noticing the bloodstain, he hands you his napkin.*

Here, by the way.

[readmyplay]

Welcome, welcome!

*he shouted in a loud voice, happiness nearly flowing from his tone.*

Sorry for shouting, please, have a seat!

*in the dining room was a long table to host many guests, and a black hovering orb on each plate. Sitting on the chair in the middle of the table was the King.*

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

*I slowly flew past everyone else to the table. I already know what's about to come after this last supper. I took seat, well, as best one could in a room acomedated to a large eldritch god, and stared into the orb. Not as single word came out of me since I entered.*

[readmyplay]

The orb's not just for show, my friend! Observe.

*he reaches into the orb, and pulls out a cup and a bottle of bourbon.*

Pretty neat, huh?

The orb changes into any food or drink item you want! Just think about what you want...and boom!

Choose whatever'd you like.