vibes

elise || 21 || libra ☉ || virgo ☾ || aries ↑ enfj-t || ravenclaw || 1w2 || norsk

[aconissa]

me, having stupid thoughts & feelings about fictional characters: ugh. Fine.

[aconissa]

u seem french passing

i've received my fair share of anon hate over the years but this is, by far, the worst

[readwritevibe]

if you need me I’ll be listening to yes mom by tessa violet for the indefinite future

[captainjonnitkessler]

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

[captainjonnitkessler]

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

[glumshoe]

new OC generator

find out what your next original character should be

[moonlightbraveheart]

[flawney]

So, the big breakup song Jaskier sings EVERY NIGHT in Oxenfurt while he does his sandpiping? Has an orchestral backing track. Several other serious musicians were TAUGHT accompaniment to the Geralt diss track.

Considering that Jaskier has, if not a professorship in Netflix canon, at least a *relationship* with the university, it is entirely possible that those musicians are students on loan. Interns, if you will.

Imagine for a second that your career internship is to be a backing track for a big, angry TSwift breakup album in the hottest venue. The energy. The GOSSIP.

And then, your professor gets kidnapped before submitting your grades.

[the-aila-test]

Stop the mine in Gállok

To read more in Swedish, visit the Swedish petition: https://www.mittskifte.org/petitions/for-levande-kultur-och-ren-natur-i-ett-gruvfritt-j

[strongermonster]

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

[singular-nail]

star wars is unrealistic because when they get into a spaceship cockpit the pilot is never like “oh sorry let me move my reusable grocery bags and my sun visor and my overdue library books and my extra pair of shoes and my 7 empty coffee cups from dunkin donuts. sorry my spaceship is a mess”

[coffeepeople]

I find it endlessly fascinating that most humans just want someone who will get up in the middle of the night to close the windows with them when it starts down pouring. We want someone to dry our dishes after we wash them. We just want another person to do mundane activities with. We want to tell someone how the copy machine broke at work and we want to listen to how Debra is causing office drama again. We just want something so simple. We want human connection and honesty and to be bored with someone else instead of bored alone. 

[inktheblot]

Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

[shutupmerlin]

Hello yes winning a shitty ex competition and watching a hagfish tear Alien-style through a fish carcass named after the boy who faked leaving the country instead of dumping me properly has done more for my mental health than the months of therapy he caused.

[miss-m-calling]

Flower jewels (glass, gold, enamel, diamonds, gemstones) by René Lalique

[problempippin]

why do all the sneak peaks for the new lotr show look so ordinary. this man is a gentrified cafe in seattle and you cannot change my mind.

[problempippin]

this murdered me dead

[headspace-hotel]

He's literally wearing a t-shirt

[pitrsattabhaadmeinjaa]

This. This is the online friend experience.

[classically-lit-memes4u]

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

[menlove-archive]

honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.

[kaizykat]

Lyrics:

Jeff found a genie in a bottle Who said, "I can give you anything you ask" "You can have your wishes three And a million more for free It's unlimited, just set me to the task."

Well, Jeff thought a while, Said, "I want houses, "I want boats, I want fancy modern art, I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet, And a rocket into space just for a start."

Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen His every wish bolted from the blue And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered 'round To admire the man whose wishes had come true

They said, "Let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he's been set so far apart." "Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff who has everything! 'Cause his wishes are only at the start."

Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried He said, "Everybody's getting in my way." The genie smiled as before, "You've got a million wishes more. You can even give a bunch of them away."

Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet 'Til he finally said, "I have just one wish more." "I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die So you cannot grant wishes anymore."

Well, the genie's eyes got big and sad and shiny 'Til she finally said, "Your wish is my command." And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes And no wishes were ever granted there again

So, let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he has set so far apart Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff, who's got everything! Every single fucking thing except a heart

[wordsmithic]