sanest finnish/karelian lit enjoyer

[bong-lobster]

just a lil about me

my names ben, pronouns are he/she, 18

i reblog a lot of arknights, hsr, genshin, or sims 2/4 content

avid follower of the-muppet-joker. unfortunately i can no longer interact due to the Declaration of Dark Feminism

i probably can be considered a quotev refugee, I've had a tumblr acct for a hot second but didn't start regularly using it till the Fall of the Motherland (quotev mods nuking the site)

i write things :3 my main project is my cyclical anamnesis series, inspired heavily by celtic folklore and the kalevala. uploaded both to quotev and ao3

current special interests (in order of how much of a Category 7 Autism Event they are, from most to least): the kalevala, arknights, the sims 4, medieval europe, finland, & sapmi

MOST NORMAL SHALEM ARKNIGHTS FAN!!!!!!!! also most normal kalevala fan!!!!!! mfw my beloved questionable 19th century fanfic

my sims 4 medieval finnish udc blog: @aurinko-legacy

i reblog a lot of palestine/gaza gfms but i dont have the money to donate very often :( but i always share them when i see one

[crowttore]

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

[ozdical]

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[atomicwrongs]

I think we should. use our mutuals inboxes like gacha games and roll to get rare OC pulls . and skins. I'm like "oh shittt the Easter Event is coming up, I need to pull for the new skins" so I go into someone's inbox and send them. I dunno. a picture of a quarter. and they respond with a drawing of a random OC of theirs in a bunny onesie

[pikadxrat]

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

[creatures-in-posts]

this creature is you

[tobeseve]

Okay I know the writers probably intended this scene to be haha funny don't think about it too hard, but I'm thinking about it.

How fucking WILD it is that Sylvain at the ripe age of 8 years old thought it was normal and fine behavior to flirt with full grown women. Even if we're accepting the theory/headcanon with the Ingrid's grandmother incident that "oh haha Sylvain just has bad eye sight that's why he flirted with an old lady and a scarecrow, how silly," he was still EIGHT YEARS OLD. He at the very least knew he was talking to an adult.

His whole character being "women only show interest in me because they want to have a kid with me, so if I flirt endlessly with every woman I see, I can pretend to have some semblance of control" is already tragic. But to have a direct line in game proving that mindset went all the way back to him being EIGHT is devastating. Think about the implications of that for 5 seconds and goddamnit, Edelgard was right for wanting to burn that whole continent to the ground.

Sylvain Jose Gautier you deserve the world.

[drpantalone]

🎨hasuyawwn on x (@hasuyawwn)

[krouwe]

i hope there's another 19 year old girl whose special interest is housing in the Finnish Iron Age.

[friendlyfrankenstein]

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

[retroactivebakeries]

[kiradical]

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

[reveredsky-deactivated20171222]

“the gay community was never racist”

shit y’all still are to this day

[andthenyoufoundmy-deactivated20]

:/

[reveredsky-deactivated20171222]

I’m glad my post got around.. ppl need to see some history

[the-haiku-bot]

I’m glad my post got

around.. ppl need to

see some history

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chrispypineappleburger]

Saw this and thought of sharing it because it is very beautiful

[the-haiku-bot]

Saw this and thought of

sharing it because it is

very beautiful

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[m--rtyr]

hate to bring up proship discourse but its been all over my dash.

i think you're evil and malicious and impure of heart if you post anything discussing kids getting molested without tagging. Even if you're criticising 'pedo fanfic' or whatever, if you say anything more graphic than 'pedo fanfic' you need to be tagging that.

I do not wanna hear you whine about fic of kids getting molested whilst you're putting that shit on my dash without the opportunity to opt out. You're a hypocrite. You give yourself the excuse to write in graphic detail someone's fantasies involving children because you're calling them gross, but you're also putting it on display infront of countless other people who also probably didn't want to see that.

i frankly could not give less fucks about what fic people write as long as i can make the informed decision to not fucking read it, you are not giving me that same choice. you're just putting it infront of me. And you think you're noble.

[m--rtyr]

Not to mention 90% of the time their posts are the equivalent of someone running up to you and showing you a gore video and saying ‘woah wasnt that fucked up?’

And like yeah. So why the fuck did you need to show me that?

[nihilisticlinguistics]

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

[the-haiku-bot]

The Rodeo Rule:

you only have to do it

for the first time once.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[elierlick]

This energy though

[krongbly]

The amount of transphobes that just don't know anything about swords or fencing is fucking killing me. Firstly, alot of fencing competitions are gender neutral. Secondly even if someone who did have a massive strength advantage entered a fencing competition that still wouldn't help them too much because a duel with swords is very rarely decided on strength. It doesn't matter how strong you are, if your opponent hits you that's a point for them. Fencing is won entirely by fucking knowing how to fence, shockingly.

Also, anybody commenting "Why is her hair greasy. She needs to wash her hair" needs to step outside the house like atleast once in their life. Girl just won a fencing competition and she was wearing one of these 👇 the whole time

SHE WAS FUCKING SWEATY

[pyroy3]

lmaoo

[pyroy3]

this post was brought to my attention today and I checked her twitter and this made me happy

transition timelines are one of the greatest things we have in the world

[the-haiku-bot]

transition timelines

are one of the greatest things

we have in the world

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[freetheworms]

listen. if u like/reblog my posts fairly frequently, u better believe that i have noticed ok. even if we don’t ever talk. if we aren’t even mutuals! doesn’t matter. i see you. i see your URL pop up in my notifications every so often. and when it does? oh, when it does……… i’m like “oh hey there’s my buddy! gee i sure missed u pal!” and i get real happy for a minute ok. sorry, i don’t make the rules.

[mikotohannafanrtstore]

Hey hey hey!!! Tadpolem attack!!!!!