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@real-vampire-bat

7ft tall - hedonist - she but also any pronouns idc I am a bat - garfield girlie - everything related to mental health or anything vaguely triggering is tagged as bpd shit or otherwise tagged appropriately so feel free to block - the oldest spider lived to age 43 and never received a name, only known as #16. Justice for #16!!!! - Btvs sideblog is @scaryscarier

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real-vampire-bat

I believe in messy hair and holes in worn clothing and scuffed shoes and smudged makeup and cutting up your old shirt to give it new life and never ever throwing out that jersey with more holes than not and homemade earrings and fashion that is so slow the fabric disintegrates before it goes unloved

vanityschild-deactivated2026031

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

cybelusreverie

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

space-party

real-vampire-bat

The real tipsy tart was me all along

#tipsy tart is a south african dessert and its SO GOOD

My mom just said, after I called someone an asshat, "asshat is far too nice, buttplug."

were--ralph

settling this once and for all. you can only be one of these

be a vampire irl

be a werewolf irl

Voting ended onJul 19, 2024

reblog so this escapes containment and gets a fair spread

real-vampire-bat

Men I'd fuck as a lesbian:

That dude from Maneskin

Spike from btvs

Edward Blackbeard

real-vampire-bat

Halsin from BG3

fanonical

my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.

months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.

of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day

i fucking love her.

dorkery

FACE YOUR CRIMES, HOWARD

cheaphalloweencostume

i’ve long since retired from collecting fake internet stories but this stands out in my mind as one that’s just so bold faced and iconic because at no point in skyrim was there an update that allowed you to adopt more than 2 children. i love this post