Brenda Triton!

[professor-layton-yaoi]

[henry-led0re]

Hershel what happened

[professor-layton-yaoi]

some postgraduates were working on a yaoi beam and I got hit... send help...

[henry-led0re]

why would they make a Yaoi beam. how do I fix you now 😦

[professor-layton-yaoi]

the only way to reverse the yaoi beam....... is to do real yaoi

[henry-led0re]

oh the cure is just gay sex? well im not complaining 😏 how good would it feel to stick your dick in the spiral in my head

[professor-layton-yaoi]

😟 bad, Henry. It would feel bad. How about we do it the usual way?

[henry-led0re]

sure. sorry the spiral makes my brain weird <3

[professor-layton-yaoi]

... unfortunately it appears that the effects of the Yaoi beam have not been reversed. I feared that this would happen. I may have to return to the Yaoi research lab, they should know how to fix this...

[henry-led0re]

this better not be another curse we’re already dealing with one of those smh

[professor-layton-yaoi]

...a Yaoi curse... That. Could be quite bad if allowed to progress too far... OH GOD! HENRY! I NEED TO STOP THIS-

[greatest-jaggi]

AOUGH AOUGH OGH OGH O-

AUUURGH! AAAAAAGH?!?! AAAAAAAAAAOUGH AAAAOUGH AAAOUGH OGH!!!!! 😱😡😱

[realbrendatriton]

My, is that my dear Clark up there? Should I come home? Did something happen?

[professor-layton-yaoi]

B-Brenda! Don't worry, the situation is under control! Please don't worry yourself!

[realbrendatriton]

Hershel, are those cat ears? Are you sure everything is alright? Where is Luke, is he okay?

[professor-layton-yaoi]

[henry-led0re]

Hershel what happened

[professor-layton-yaoi]

some postgraduates were working on a yaoi beam and I got hit... send help...

[henry-led0re]

why would they make a Yaoi beam. how do I fix you now 😦

[professor-layton-yaoi]

the only way to reverse the yaoi beam....... is to do real yaoi

[henry-led0re]

oh the cure is just gay sex? well im not complaining 😏 how good would it feel to stick your dick in the spiral in my head

[professor-layton-yaoi]

😟 bad, Henry. It would feel bad. How about we do it the usual way?

[henry-led0re]

sure. sorry the spiral makes my brain weird <3

[professor-layton-yaoi]

... unfortunately it appears that the effects of the Yaoi beam have not been reversed. I feared that this would happen. I may have to return to the Yaoi research lab, they should know how to fix this...

[henry-led0re]

this better not be another curse we’re already dealing with one of those smh

[professor-layton-yaoi]

...a Yaoi curse... That. Could be quite bad if allowed to progress too far... OH GOD! HENRY! I NEED TO STOP THIS-

[greatest-jaggi]

AOUGH AOUGH OGH OGH O-

AUUURGH! AAAAAAGH?!?! AAAAAAAAAAOUGH AAAAOUGH AAAOUGH OGH!!!!! 😱😡😱

[realbrendatriton]

My, is that my dear Clark up there? Should I come home? Did something happen?

[definitely-future-luke]

Bill Hawks is such an idiot. I bet he's cowering in a Greggs, shitting and pissing his pants right now. What a fool. Anyway, time for me to treat myself to some McDonald's

[definitely-future-luke]

Why the fuck is the line so long

[definitely-future-luke]

Ok apparently someone ordered 5000 chicken nuggets. Fuck me. I might actually go and kill Bill Hawks after all

[theemmyaltava]

Would you like some? :)

[definitely-future-luke]

...sure. at this point why not. How's the milf hunting going?

[theemmyaltava]

Poorly. No beautiful woman wants my hand in dating, I suppose. :( I don't know what I'm missing. I can fight, I have a stable job at greggs, and I have 3 metric tons of pizza on me at all time! What else could a woman want?

[definitely-future-luke]

That's so sad! You must be irresistible to the ladies. If I knew any other milfs I would introduce you, but alas, the milf population is apparently at an all time low 😔

[theemmyaltava]

It seems to be, unfort- WAIT! THERE'S STILL ONE MORE WE HAVEN'T TRIED!

Your mom.

@realbrendatriton You have 2 hands. Would you... consider holding one of mine? 🥺

[realbrendatriton]

Dear Emmy, I greatly appreciated you freeing Doland and me but I'm afraid I am a little too old for you, aren't I?

[theemmyaltava]

Not at all! Older women are quite the opposite, really! There's a lot of beauty in aging, and I can see all that beauty in you. ;)

[realbrendatriton]

Oh, I see. @c1arktriton Are we in an open relationship?

[c1arktriton]

I did not think we were, but if you want to date Emmy I am okay with that. “Lets go lesbians”, as the kids say, yes ? 

[realbrendatriton]

Absolutely, honey! I am so glad you think so. @theemmyaltava seems as though you are lucky 🙂

[definitely-future-luke]

Bill Hawks is such an idiot. I bet he's cowering in a Greggs, shitting and pissing his pants right now. What a fool. Anyway, time for me to treat myself to some McDonald's

[definitely-future-luke]

Why the fuck is the line so long

[definitely-future-luke]

Ok apparently someone ordered 5000 chicken nuggets. Fuck me. I might actually go and kill Bill Hawks after all

[theemmyaltava]

Would you like some? :)

[definitely-future-luke]

...sure. at this point why not. How's the milf hunting going?

[theemmyaltava]

Poorly. No beautiful woman wants my hand in dating, I suppose. :( I don't know what I'm missing. I can fight, I have a stable job at greggs, and I have 3 metric tons of pizza on me at all time! What else could a woman want?

[definitely-future-luke]

That's so sad! You must be irresistible to the ladies. If I knew any other milfs I would introduce you, but alas, the milf population is apparently at an all time low 😔

[theemmyaltava]

It seems to be, unfort- WAIT! THERE'S STILL ONE MORE WE HAVEN'T TRIED!

Your mom.

@realbrendatriton You have 2 hands. Would you... consider holding one of mine? 🥺

[realbrendatriton]

Dear Emmy, I greatly appreciated you freeing Doland and me but I'm afraid I am a little too old for you, aren't I?

[theemmyaltava]

Not at all! Older women are quite the opposite, really! There's a lot of beauty in aging, and I can see all that beauty in you. ;)

[realbrendatriton]

Oh, I see. @c1arktriton Are we in an open relationship?

[c1arktriton]

no matter what anyone says, i am the best father. i am such a good father i will buy myself one of those mugs that says so. #1 dad ? that's me.

[theemmyaltava]

Mr. Triton I don't think that's legal? I think if you try to buy something like that as the father they send the NCA after you.

[c1arktriton]

Nonsense. A long time ago I saw Jakes with one of those mugs, and we all know he cannot be a better father than me ! Therefore, I should be fine buying one of those mugs. If not, please rescue me by Thursday.

[theemmyaltava]

Sorry Mr. Triton, but you're on your own for that. I would suggest maybe trying to influence Luke to see if he could buy you one? Like, by being a good father?

[c1arktriton]

Emmy are you insinuating that I am not a good father ? I thought we were friends, Emmy. I thought you supported me and cared about me. Emmy please respond you are tearing our friendship apart !!

[theemmyaltava]

Ah, Mr. Triton I didn't mean anything by it!! I was just suggesting that maybe you hang out with him for a bit? I know he keeps buying those mugs for the professor, so maybe he'll get you one if you do some father-son bonding!

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Dad can I go home to mom

I’ll buy you a #1 dad mug if you do

[realbrendatriton]

Luke my dear, you know I'm currently travelling! I'm sorry but you and your father will have to resolve this yourself.

[theprofessorsapprentice]

But I’m stuck in between Claire and yaoiProfessors divorce!

[realbrendatriton]

that sounds very interesting Luke! 🙂

See you soon!

[theprofessorsapprentice]

mom help! Randall’s one of my dads now

[realbrendatriton]

But Luke that sounds wonderful to me!

I'm always glad for more helping hands! hihi

Do you not like Mr. Ascot dear? What's the issue?

[theprofessorsapprentice]

He dangled me by my pants up on a rope over several stories

[realbrendatriton]

Son, haven't I taught you better than this? It's important to forgive people! And if Hershel is in a relationship with him then I don't believe he can be all that bad.

[c1arktriton]

no matter what anyone says, i am the best father. i am such a good father i will buy myself one of those mugs that says so. #1 dad ? that's me.

[theemmyaltava]

Mr. Triton I don't think that's legal? I think if you try to buy something like that as the father they send the NCA after you.

[c1arktriton]

Nonsense. A long time ago I saw Jakes with one of those mugs, and we all know he cannot be a better father than me ! Therefore, I should be fine buying one of those mugs. If not, please rescue me by Thursday.

[theemmyaltava]

Sorry Mr. Triton, but you're on your own for that. I would suggest maybe trying to influence Luke to see if he could buy you one? Like, by being a good father?

[c1arktriton]

Emmy are you insinuating that I am not a good father ? I thought we were friends, Emmy. I thought you supported me and cared about me. Emmy please respond you are tearing our friendship apart !!

[theemmyaltava]

Ah, Mr. Triton I didn't mean anything by it!! I was just suggesting that maybe you hang out with him for a bit? I know he keeps buying those mugs for the professor, so maybe he'll get you one if you do some father-son bonding!

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Dad can I go home to mom

I’ll buy you a #1 dad mug if you do

[realbrendatriton]

Luke my dear, you know I'm currently travelling! I'm sorry but you and your father will have to resolve this yourself.

[theprofessorsapprentice]

But I’m stuck in between Claire and yaoiProfessors divorce!

[realbrendatriton]

that sounds very interesting Luke! 🙂

See you soon!

[theprofessorsapprentice]

mom help! Randall’s one of my dads now

[realbrendatriton]

But Luke that sounds wonderful to me!

I'm always glad for more helping hands! hihi

Do you not like Mr. Ascot dear? What's the issue?

[definitely-future-luke]

Bill Hawks is such an idiot. I bet he's cowering in a Greggs, shitting and pissing his pants right now. What a fool. Anyway, time for me to treat myself to some McDonald's

[definitely-future-luke]

Why the fuck is the line so long

[definitely-future-luke]

Ok apparently someone ordered 5000 chicken nuggets. Fuck me. I might actually go and kill Bill Hawks after all

[theemmyaltava]

Would you like some? :)

[definitely-future-luke]

...sure. at this point why not. How's the milf hunting going?

[theemmyaltava]

Poorly. No beautiful woman wants my hand in dating, I suppose. :( I don't know what I'm missing. I can fight, I have a stable job at greggs, and I have 3 metric tons of pizza on me at all time! What else could a woman want?

[definitely-future-luke]

That's so sad! You must be irresistible to the ladies. If I knew any other milfs I would introduce you, but alas, the milf population is apparently at an all time low 😔

[theemmyaltava]

It seems to be, unfort- WAIT! THERE'S STILL ONE MORE WE HAVEN'T TRIED!

Your mom.

@realbrendatriton You have 2 hands. Would you... consider holding one of mine? 🥺

[realbrendatriton]

Dear Emmy, I greatly appreciated you freeing Doland and me but I'm afraid I am a little too old for you, aren't I?

[c1arktriton]

no matter what anyone says, i am the best father. i am such a good father i will buy myself one of those mugs that says so. #1 dad ? that's me.

[theemmyaltava]

Mr. Triton I don't think that's legal? I think if you try to buy something like that as the father they send the NCA after you.

[c1arktriton]

Nonsense. A long time ago I saw Jakes with one of those mugs, and we all know he cannot be a better father than me ! Therefore, I should be fine buying one of those mugs. If not, please rescue me by Thursday.

[theemmyaltava]

Sorry Mr. Triton, but you're on your own for that. I would suggest maybe trying to influence Luke to see if he could buy you one? Like, by being a good father?

[c1arktriton]

Emmy are you insinuating that I am not a good father ? I thought we were friends, Emmy. I thought you supported me and cared about me. Emmy please respond you are tearing our friendship apart !!

[theemmyaltava]

Ah, Mr. Triton I didn't mean anything by it!! I was just suggesting that maybe you hang out with him for a bit? I know he keeps buying those mugs for the professor, so maybe he'll get you one if you do some father-son bonding!

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Dad can I go home to mom

I’ll buy you a #1 dad mug if you do

[realbrendatriton]

Luke my dear, you know I'm currently travelling! I'm sorry but you and your father will have to resolve this yourself.

[theprofessorsapprentice]

But I’m stuck in between Claire and yaoiProfessors divorce!

[realbrendatriton]

that sounds very interesting Luke! 🙂

See you soon!

[c1arktriton]

no matter what anyone says, i am the best father. i am such a good father i will buy myself one of those mugs that says so. #1 dad ? that's me.

[theemmyaltava]

Mr. Triton I don't think that's legal? I think if you try to buy something like that as the father they send the NCA after you.

[c1arktriton]

Nonsense. A long time ago I saw Jakes with one of those mugs, and we all know he cannot be a better father than me ! Therefore, I should be fine buying one of those mugs. If not, please rescue me by Thursday.

[theemmyaltava]

Sorry Mr. Triton, but you're on your own for that. I would suggest maybe trying to influence Luke to see if he could buy you one? Like, by being a good father?

[c1arktriton]

Emmy are you insinuating that I am not a good father ? I thought we were friends, Emmy. I thought you supported me and cared about me. Emmy please respond you are tearing our friendship apart !!

[theemmyaltava]

Ah, Mr. Triton I didn't mean anything by it!! I was just suggesting that maybe you hang out with him for a bit? I know he keeps buying those mugs for the professor, so maybe he'll get you one if you do some father-son bonding!

[theprofessorsapprentice]

Dad can I go home to mom

I’ll buy you a #1 dad mug if you do

[realbrendatriton]

Luke my dear, you know I'm currently travelling! I'm sorry but you and your father will have to resolve this yourself.