Gawd

Don’t let the header fool you, I like girls too

[starfleetbisexual]

every day i become an angrier bisexual

[tobacconist]

vine tarot

by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates 

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

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a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

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(’take on me’ opening notes)

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[namegoesup]

just a fat fuck u to anyone who voted third party i hope ur false sense of moral superiority was worth it idiot

[champagnepadre]

[deaddolin]

*sees a mans ego getting crushed* *instant reblog*

[fishytheheroguy]

Why just a mans? Thats sexist.

[deaddolin]

*instant reblog*

[myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021]

[mugshotsreal]

[lmaonade]

obsessed with the way my friend speaks in rpg dialogue options sometimes

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[noturfknbaby]

you're mexican? i thought you were bisexual

I’m actually 5’6

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[memewhore]

[greelin]

sorry for thinking it's sexy when people's hair starts graying😔 i'm right tho

[realestho]

You guys have no idea how tempted I was to buy this shirt I found at Ross

[tsunade]

last semester i was at a party and i checked my phone for the time and this guy took a glance at my lock screen over my shoulder and said “is that naruto?” and my drunk ass turned around and said “you know him?”

[valtsv]

[rslashrats]

[maplespicetea]