the real max.

very real he/him 17yo

[realhbomax]

anyone who's annoyed that my background color doesn't have the same shade as the logo can disrespectfully walk away

whatever you're searching for, i probably removed it

i removed looneytunes. stay mad

17yrs still in highschool and not peaking (im still getting taller i promise)

he/him

bisexual

i rarely get offended just don't joke about 9/11, palestine/israel, homo/transphobia, or religion

^ you can joke about whatever you want, just not with me, thanks.

tags:

"are you ____" either a question or probably (more likely) just signaling who it is as a joke.

"normie" for non-gimmick blogs

^ "normies" for multiple non-gimmick blogs

"tw ____" trigger warning. could be swears, food, body mention, sexuality, etc

"[username]" just crediting who im talking to at the time(could be multiple blogs)

"hbo man's tedtalk" anon answers or just random posts

[realhbomax]

Hey, can you bring back Classical Baby?

half of you on my blog have to be either like 8 years old or perpetually autistic because has anyone actually seen this show. who will sit down and watch six whole episodes of an ugly animated baby singing.

Sure!

[realhbomax]

happy pride but don't forget it's also ptsd awareness month

[realhbomax]

happy pride! taking the breakfast club off of max was a crime to the lgbtq community and i apologize. sorry about amsterdam too. and opal. sorry about clueless, pride and prejudice, dr dolittle, fatal attraction, rubber, the good doctor, and troll hunter. etc.

[vanill-extract]

just a daily reminder

just because i smell good

doesn’t mean to eat me straight up

please just use me for my intended purpose of being in cakes and cookies and other delicious desserts I taste like shit when I’m eating straight up on my own!

[realhbomax]

can confirm. she tastes very bitter if you do not mix her with other food items

[realhbomax]

Hey, can you bring back Crashbox?

there is a reason it ran for one year and one year only. i am not bringing it back

[crashbox-hell]

[c3s6-deactivated20251023]

Petition for crashbox to come back

Should they make more crashbox (and a little curious)?

Yes

No

Results

Voting ended onMay 15, 2024

[c3s6-deactivated20251023]

Alright soooo uhhhh @realhbomax the results are in. People want more crashbox and a little curious.

[realhbomax]

NO IM NOT DOING IT

[littleabriel-blog]

I'm going to make this very simple for you:

--if, upon encountering a Jewish person online or IRL, your first action is to ask them their feelings regarding Israel, Gaza, or the sort, you are an antisemite.

--if, upon finding a Jew online, your first instinct is to search their blog to find signs that they might be a Zionist, you are an antisemite.

--if, upon encountering a Jewish person, your first instinct is to interrogate them as to whether or not they are a Zionist (in other words, a "good" Jew or a "bad" Jew), you are an antisemite.

--if you claim to care for Palestinians yet don't also condemn the Syrians, Lebanese, or other majority Muslim nations who have also persecuted them and denied them refuge, you are an antisemite.

--if you support blatantly antisemitic groups such as Hamas (who also persecute the Palestinians, btw, not to mention their stated aim is to wipe all Jews out from the Levant, which is what that "river to the sea" chant means), the Houthis (they have a flag that literally states "a curse upon the Jews), the Islamic Regime, and others, you are an antisemite.

--if someone can't tell the difference between you and a literal Nazi, you are an antisemite.

--if you deny what happened on October 7 or even say that the people who were raped and killed "deserved" it, you are an antisemite.

--if you hold all Jews responsible for the actions of Israel's government, you are an antisemite.

--if you hold no other nation to the same standards and accountabilities as you do Israel, you are an antisemite.

Feel free to add, fellow Jews.

[realhbomax]

if you make holocaust jokes (and expect us to laugh along and think it's funny, especially if we're someone with family who had to live through that, or maybe died in it) ----> drawing swastikas aren't funny neither are the gas jokes (unless we make them first)

if you spread hate (online, and in person bullying. this one is a given but it literally has to be mentioned)

preaching a "better" religion (i have met christians and catholics who have done this)

zionism is not judaism

"israel does not have the right to exist" "from the river to the sea palestine will be free" etc etc

holocaust denial ----> don't care how uncomfortable you are with jewish people being the victims but in reality we are to a lot of things (threats, hate crimes, harassment, etc)

hating all jews just because of the conflict in the middle east

[realhbomax]

gang i am being spammed in my inbox. woke up to 14 new anonymous insults! who has time for this

[realhbomax]

i knew i would get hate for saying that, but whoever is typing out literal paragraphs cursing me out in my askbox calling me a zionist and a nazi, what the fuck? stop.

[realhbomax]

fucking zionist

ironic that the first thing you do when you disagree with a fact is insult and curse at me. for one, i'm not a zionist. this has to do with religion and the fact that i'm pro-palestine--zionism forces palestinians out and takes their land.

look at history before you insult me, please. and please know what you're talking about. the phrase "from the river to the sea palestine will be free" is antisemitic and i'm not a zionist for saying that.

this is kind of shocking, getting this ask. this phrase literally means that from the jordan to the mediterranean, there's no room for israel, no room for jews.

you've obviously never been threatened or hate-crimed. as a jewish person, it's kind of threatening to hear thousands of people chanting this and not realizing that they're basically talking about... another holocaust? chanting this means you want to wipe out all jewish people and... well, doesn't that sound familiar? is history repeating itself?

not to mention that you're supporting a terrorist group if you're saying this. so not only are you calling me a zionist but you're the one supporting terrorism. okay.

[realhbomax]

"from the river to the sea palestine will be free" is actually antisemitic and calls for the eradication of literally all jewish people. you say this and you're supporting terrorists. you literally don't just want the land back (which is essentially all the fucking war is now), you want all jewish people to die. sound familiar?

[realhbomax]

Hey, can you bring back Crashbox?

there is a reason it ran for one year and one year only. i am not bringing it back

[realhbomax]

are black eyes badass or uncool

badass

uncool

results/other (comment/tags)

Voting ended onMay 3, 2024

i have a black eye right now and i want to know if its cool if i go to school with it or should i just skip

[realhbomax]

great results! many compliments. many insults. more of the former though

[realhbomax]

are black eyes badass or uncool

badass

uncool

results/other (comment/tags)

Voting ended onMay 3, 2024

i have a black eye right now and i want to know if its cool if i go to school with it or should i just skip

[duothelingo]

okay, i dont see why someone would ship the pink muslim girl with the purple haired girl. muslims ARENT ALLOWED TO BE PART OF LGBTQ. PLEASE understand THIS!! (SPREADING THE WORD!!) MUSLIMS CANNOT BE PART OF LGBTQ!!!!

lmao tell that to one of my closest friends whos a raging homo and muslim.

love u kaya.

[realhbomax]

as a gay jewish guy i'm not sure about islam but i know in my religion it's also a violation but that was from previous rabbis that were radically conservative and now being queer is much easier

knowing what i know in islamic culture (history fellow over here) i'm at least 87% sure that homosexuality is haram. but again this could be just according to radically conservative muslims and i'm also quite sure that it's largely only in the shi'a community, whereas sunni islams are less extreme about it (so for them it's not haram, maybe, but still punishable?)

i know there's been a ton of activists for lgbtq muslims. i'm pretty sure it's not allowed (by elder conservative people who aren't willing to see new horizons) but while something isn't allowed by "people in control" of the religion it doesn't mean that people still can't do it. saying that someone can't be gay simply because they're muslim doesn't work--it's no longer stripping someone's rights by society. YOU'RE stripping their rights. it's like you're not saying they're not allowed, you're trying to say they physically cannot and that's simply untrue because there's literally so many homosexual muslims.

anon is wrong bye

[logophile-18]

unfriendly and quite frankly an irritated reminder that damian wayne isn't a hostile, feral little boy who needs to be "tamed" and held back.

for one, he's been trained to essentially be a perfect soldier, knows when to hold back vs when to push, knows techniques and has so many skills he could bash your skull in, yet he's so eloquent and articulate you wouldn't imagine that under that well-spoken nature of his he's out fighting crime.

stop acting like he's this little boy that needs to be harnessed. yes, he's a little boy. but he's frankly way more tame than his siblings and he's smart. it's rooted in racism for you to pretend like he's this little "demon child" when he's really not.

damian wayne is entitled and he's a brat at times but in no way is he a feral little boy who needs to "be tamed." so much media, especially in a humorous way, about how he's so vicious and ferocious and brutal and bestial and i'm sick of it because he's literally not.

[realhbomax]

i love the holidays. i love having more holidays than you