(Not)Correct Hazbin

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For the time being I'm moving to my side blog, where I'm posting incorrect quotes that involve Danganronpa, Your Turn to Die and Yandere Simulator! It's @incorrect-killing-games

Soo Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss quotes will be on hold until further notice! :3

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Alastor: Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!

Vaggie: Did you hear the one about the deer who got his skull caved in?

Alastor: No, I did not.

Vaggie: *being held back by Charlie, Niffty and Angel* WELL, YOU’RE ABOUT TO!

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Why do I feel like making a sideblog dedicated to Danganronpa, Your Turn to Die and Yandere Simulator???

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Husk: GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Angel: Nah I'll fuck you~

Husk: ..What?-

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Husk is a bottom confirmed

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Charlie: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Angel: We yell, 'oh shit'.

Vaggie: …That'll work.

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Vox, pointing at Valentino and Velvet: You're ganging up on me. Is this how it's going to be from now on? I'll be the odd man out? Dear god, I'll have to befriend Alastor.

Valentino: Alastor can't stand you.

Vox: Rosie then.

Velvet: Rosie will set you on fire.

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Charlie: Hey, mom? If you don’t mind me asking, who’s this? *holds up an old photo of Lilith and a guy she doesn’t recognize*

Lilith: Oh, that’s Adam. He’s the man I was married to before I met your father.

Charlie: Why did you guys break up?

Lilith: We were both looking for different things in a partner. He wanted to have a housewife; someone who would stay home and nurture the kids while he went out and hunted for food.

Charlie: And what did you want?

Lilith: Honestly? I just wanted a dog.

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Velvet: Don't worry, Vox! Any shadowy figure coming after you will have to get through me first!

Vox: And I'll treasure those three extra seconds.

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Charlie: What do you mean no?

Vaggie: I mean no. You wanna hear it in Spanish? No.

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Vaggie, to Charlie: I don’t mind you playing with my hair. It’s nice actually...

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“Shall I get you a step stool so you can look in my eyes when you threaten me?”

—Alastor, to Vaggie, probably.

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Lucifer: I don't remember raising you like this.

Charlie, completely sick of his shit: I don't remember you raising me.

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(Hazbeans laughing and having a good time)

Husk: I hate it here.

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Blitzo, on Halloween: Trick or Yeet!

Child: Yeet?

Blitzo: Yeet it is! *throws the child*

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Husk: GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Angel: Nah I'll fuck you~

Husk: ..What?-

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Dia: You should do what you love.

Lulu: *looks at Val*

Dia: That’s not what I meant but same.

[demonsatheart]

OPEN STARTER! #1

“ Yo watch  where  you’re  going  you  prick ! You  almost  made  me  drop  my  fucking  phone !!!   Are  you  blind  or  somethin’ ?! “