English Major in the Real World

Finishing up school and entering the real world as an English major is hilarious, frustrating, fun, and terrifying. None of the gifs are mine unless otherwise marked!

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[mojavepunk]

One man ☝️ one lord ☝️ one faith ☝️ one baptism ☝️ two nunchucks ✌️

[justasadsong81]

[lakevida]

you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there's nothing wrong with day drinking

[badsciencejokes]

You’re in a Zoom meeting, Harry

[potc4life]

Nice. Good.

[redcurlzbychoice]

Omg. OF COURSE.

[thenatsdorf]

Cat loves showers. (via)

[queenqueso]

[von-felden]

[imoriginalvisual]

Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.

[north-of-annwn]

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

[rufeepeach]

This.

It’s genuinely worrying to me how often white supremacist misogynist dudes have a weird Viking obsession. The Vikings did not agree with you. Stop dragging the Vikings into this.

[amuseoffyre]

Right-wingers: We should treat the Muslims like the Vikings did! Me: You mean travel thousands of miles to strike up profitable trade deals with them in their own countries and establish mutually beneficial business arrangements? Right-wingers: Wot?

[star-anise]

Move to a predominantly Muslim country, convert to Islam, and become famous makers of cheese.

[lady-idunn]

THIS IS MY CONSTANT CRUSADE! THIS WAS MY THESIS!! Stop putting your bullshit ideas on a group of people you know nothing about besides your weird toxic-masculinity wet dreams!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[morepopcornplease]

get on your feet.mp4

[counterpunches]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[beeishappy]

LSSC | 2016.11.09

[delphinidin4]

[wtfwljd]

[emmettsmantiddies]

Alright, may I present: Twilight characters as gifs from 90 Day Fiancé (or one of its many spinoffs)

Bella, after falling in love with Edward:

Edward after smelling seeing Bella for the first time

Rosalie after finding out Edward fell in love with a human:

Emmett:

Jasper in any situation where he’s around humans:

Alice to Edward the first time he comes home after she moved in:

Carlisle to Edward before his honeymoon spoiler alert he didn’t listen:

Esme waking up as a vampire realizing she gets Carlisle and his money:

Charlie to Bella and Edward:

[feministism]

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

Love it

[sandersstudies]

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

[sandersstudies]

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

[under-the-arch]

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

[lorelaigilmoure]

#2020 so far

[lesbianshepard]

LGBT stands for Lets Guillotine Billionaires Together

[anotherdayforchaosfay]