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[fandomlife-confessions]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[missandryifyourenasty]

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

[notogdenjesse]

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

[missandryifyourenasty]

!!!!!!

[bioluminescently-unfolding]

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

this is a prayer to me

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[seravph]

letters from Medea, salma deera

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[discolor3d]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[riddleribbonkat]

:3

[niktokof]

you’re like. so awesome btw.

[piratestrash]

I started shipping Teague and Chevalle out of the blue, wha– (idk why, i know they are just friends and they kind hate each other and I headcanon Teague not wanting to date anyone after the death of his wife)

It's the same as with any ship. You just all of a sudden go "Hey, wouldn't that be good/funny lmao" and then find yourself genuinely liking a pairing

I know after Teague's girlfriend died, I headcanon he didn't date too. But I still love shipping Teague.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[hasufin]

Listen, if my sexual prowess got me free dental, that would be on my resume.

[antarctica-starts-here]

That settles it - I need to try dating in the Bay Area again.

[selfcarereminder]

summer solstice today, technically the longest day of the year. more light right now than on any other day. do something with it if you can, even something small that feels like you chose it for yourself

[fanonical]

breaking bad au where the reveal is that walter white is, in fact, willy wonka

[potc4life]

I misread the post and thought you meant the waiter David that Gus had a crush on.

Either way, this is funny to me.

[shanrambles]

It's Clio's Birthday! 🥳

She just turned 3! Please wish her a happy birthday

[fanonical]

walt actually became heisenberg for the first time three years before his cancer diagnosis when he registered it as his username on fetlife

[fanonical]

jesse pinkman is now on twitch streaming the most unhinged sims games you can ever imagine

[fanonical]

see like the first thing about breaking bad that really made me sit up and listen, really made me think this show would have something interesting to say, was when hank investigates the equipment that's gone missing from walt's school

because despite walt being the chemistry teacher and being in charge of the equipment (and being, you know, literally guilty of taking them), he's never under suspicion. he isn't even investigated. instead the hammer falls on a hispanic janitor who had nothing to do with it

and it's not just plot armour. we know why walt isn't suspected. because he's white, and therefore couldn't possibly be involved in drugs. hell, that's why he gets away with it for so long, despite not being very good at covering his tracks.

and the show knows this, it wants you to sit with this - hugo, the janitor, is arrested and has his house searched and has his car searched. he ends up losing his job for having a little bit of weed on him, despite him clearly just having it for his own use. because he's hispanic. that's all it takes

[fanonical]

i like and respect gus fring so much that sometimes i forget that he's a drug kingpin who literally slit a guy's throat that one time

[fanonical]

so in breaking bad, where do you consider to be the first moment where things start to break bad, in a titular sense

[potc4life]

I think when Jane died.