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we're not kids anymore.
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@reallybadatthis
hey girls⊠did you know⊠that um⊠bisexual people are allowed to refer to their same gender attraction as gay or, when it applies, refer to other traits about themselves as gay, without someone who got their women and gender studies degree on tumblr.edu correcting them
liking abba is not your taste in music itâs a way of life and people who donât like abba canât reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about
âif you donât like dancing queen then fuck youâ -Plato, 320 BC
Apps To Kill Time On
Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.
These are apps Iâm way too addicted to. Am I missing any?
P.S. Iâm on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.
Edit: Sorry for all the time Iâve taken away from your life
Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community đ
Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
Tiktok - coolest videos on the internet (top 10 app in the world)
Spellbound - addictive horror đ» and romance stories
Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
Slime Road - bet you canât hit the bullseye âŸïž
Hempire - become a plant mogul
Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters
Betternet - free proxy VPN, like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer
Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire
Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?
Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane đ
1Q - get paid to answer simple questionsÂ
Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon
Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit
Spill it - drop balls and break glass
Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard
Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?
Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
Planet Bomber - letâs nuke some planets
Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds
Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus
Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game
Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
Dosh - get paid to shop
Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af
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will this lady survive this drag of the century
If anyone asks why Julia Louis-Dreyfus has won 5 consecutive Emmyâs for Veep direct them to this video
ânow get the fuck outta here congresswomanâ đđđ
Had a dream that McDonaldâs had a big ad campaign that just said âWE HAVE ITâ in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said âI saw the sign. Can I have itâ and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying âdo you think youâre readyâ in my voice and I screamed and drove away
Typical rainy day in Venice
For a second I thought this was a themed restaurant
Humans will literally adapt to anything
this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!
ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!
why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure weâve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but likeâŠÂ
rainbow mountains (peru)
red soil (canada/PEI)
rings (saturnâs if they were on earth)Â
bioluminescent waves
northern lights (canada)
salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)
and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and donât get me started on BUGS like⊠we have bugs cooler than sw aliens
BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species
I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:
Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar
Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)
Chocolate Hills, Philippines
Giantâs Causeway, Northern Ireland
So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smhâŠ
Earth is effing amazing!
Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina
Lake Retba, Senegal
Tepui, Venezuela
Tianzi Mountains, China
these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:
Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)
(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)
Lake Natron, Tanzania
(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)
Lake Baikal, Russia
(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)
and Iâll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.
it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:
(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it)Â
anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk
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jemallon #WildIsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin
I KEEP FORGETTING THEYâRE BIPEDALÂ
A featherless biped?
Diogenes:
THEY ARE WHAT???
True: Pangolins are mammals who walk on two legs
*casually poses for picture*
hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking âemail imageâ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didnât even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. âjust a few more secondsâ you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.
moodboard
Honestly.
