kalm down friend

dylan / 31 / chicago

[paladitos]

cigarettes are so important to gay sex i wish they weren’t evil

[tokillarockingbird]

[arr-jim-lad]

i cant even properly explain how it emotionally affects me when my cat comes up to me for cuddles. small creature walks up to me, a giant, in search of a gentle touch, because he trusts me completely. that is what love is. that is what the universe is built for. i want to cry

[action52]

Drakenjosh

[action52]

[kushblazer666]

[kushblazer666]

[memorycycle]

but mr krabs you said we would be reincarnated

[techscore]

[bitegore]

#this is like the computer equivalent of one of those tortured saint portraits#our lady of the flayed motherboard

[disir-hex-machina]

Morning Star (2008), Paul Fryer

[skoople]

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

[ntrider]

mysterious pink haired girl I'm playing games with at a friend's birthday party: I thought you'd be better at this when they hyped you up as such a good player. I'm not losing by that much

me, trying to find out what button combination leads to me licking her face in their bathroom: I'm not using my full power because I'm still analyzing your movements. you know, like Goku

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

Goku doesn't do that.

[ntrider]

Goku deliberately goes easy on people to analyze their fighting style in like 10 fights minimum

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

list them in order

[ntrider]

chapter 92

chapter 103

chapter 129

chapter 183

chapter 309 (kind of)

chapter 403 gohan acknowledges this is a thing goku does

and then there's the Vegeta fight in Buu saga which was him holding back but for entirely different reasons

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

[ntrider]

focus. we are talking about Goku now

[bhramarii]

the nefarious hydra

[hotvampireadjacent]

Having pets is so much more fun than having a child. look at my swag beast that I won’t have to pay for college for

[gunsandfireandshit]

Artists could just do whatever in the 70s

[ajourneymansjourney]

and it was awesome

[gunsandfireandshit]

😤it was awesome😤

[dickmaster420]

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

[cryptotheism]

The male orgasm is a myth

[cryptotheism]

Cum isn't real

[cryptotheism]

It's just slight of hand

[oneheadtoanother]

[sandmandaddy69]

[chellings]