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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@reallyrandomcollection
If you use the tags alot
See what pops up first with these words:
Ass, shit, bitch, fuck, damn
This is the first thing I think of
Ass (Hole)
Shit (Face)
Bitch (Hoe)
Fuck (you)
Damn (man)
And suggestive type says
Ass you
Shit you
Bitch you
Fuck to
Damn you
I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.
Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.
Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show
Y'all suspect af😂
*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*
Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash
Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police
Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.
Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.
all this info is good for writing
but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed
ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone
Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.
Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same
Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)
This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.
use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.
Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?
I love learning.
IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.
ON MY DASH
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ON MY DASH. ALSO JEVER TRUST ANYONE WITH MORE THEN 3 pigs
Always reblog
Who ever mentioned lamb to the slaughter, can we get married. Honestly if you want, I’ll let you kill me tbh
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades
guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay
May your GPA rise due to clerical error.
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
ive never hit reblog so fast
I got you boo.
I feel like a third wheel somehow.... hi!
I think this describes all of existence. All of everything about 2018
Stan: is that a hickey?
Richie: uh…it’s a mosquito bite?
Eddie: *entering the room* hey guys
Stan: hey mosquito
wouldn’t it be lit if physical beauty wasn’t the primary determinant of female worth? like idk I think it would just be fun lol
Sorry I haven’t been posting lately. I will start to post every week
I’m back!
I’m back! Got a new phone so now I can start posting again. Not going to post daily though for reasons
I got fat, tub, and head....
IM A FAT TUB WITH A HEAD AND MY NAME IS BILLY NICE TO MEET YOU
Hey!!
So i can’t post being my phone is 420% broken and currently i am using my moms computer to post this. ILY FOLLOWERS AND IM SOOOOO SOWWY
Jenna marbles rating our dogs. Ahhhh this video great Url: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfNpBu_Mzk&t=22s
when you think you have nothing left you still have the moon, sunsets, your favorite music, paper to write on, warm clothes, new starts and your cute self
I'm sorry I'm posting this so early. I'm awake and waiting for my mother to pick me up so I can babysit ALL DAY
Yay
My sister, her gf, and their gay roommate were house sitting and my gay ass came over
Yasssss bitch
“Did you really think I was straight?”
IT TUESDAY IS LATE I'M SO SORRY!
I’m going to California for some reason
Is this a pigeon?
Why is that relatable?
Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
