Would you light me up? (Really set me on fire?)

Leo (they/them), 30s, queer~. Hi! I have never liked things a normal amount i fear. Minors stay out please <3

[robinminustherichard]

This year is my 15th AO3 Anniversary! How long have you been on AO3? (hint: the day you joined is in your Profile)

1-2 years

3-4 years

5-6 years

7-8 years

9-10 years

11-12 years

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15+ Years

Remaining time: 2 hours 10 minutes

[unheardoracle]

Your dialogue is stiff because everyone is being too honest

Great dialogue can come from radical emotional honesty. But in most real conversations, people

dodge questions

answer indirectly

lie (badly)

change the subject

crack jokes to avoid serious answers

lie (convincingly)

say half of what they mean

tell the truth but get so anxious/angry/defensive others now think they're lying

If your dialogue feels unnatural, it might be because everyone is saying exactly what they think, or articulating their thoughts too well. Try letting characters hide things instead.

Subtext is where tension lives.

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[janop1]

Jet Lag The Game: Stateside Scramble - Team Badam moments

Episodes 1, 3, 4 and Finale

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

[jetlaggedjetslag]

NYC part two (or one if you watch on YouTube). Ohhhh boy this one was a doosey. I studied a lot of weird paintings and found out that finding an image of the underside of a MTA train is nigh impossible for some reason. Train nerds get on that.

[stormbreaker101]

I LOVE COLLABORATIVE SOTRYTELLING I LOVE CREATING THINGS TOGETHER I LOVE "YES AND"ING WITH OTHERS I LOVE "NO BUT WHAT ABOUT-"S I LOVE HEARIJG MY FRIENDS' IDEAS I LOVE BOUNDING OFF OF THEM I LOVE ART I LOVE STORIES I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT PASSIONS AND SKILLS REQUIRED I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT MEDIA IT TAKES I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE

[wanderingcas]

when you get an ao3.org comment where someone quotes fic lines back to you?? unparalleled. brain exploding. best feeling in the world

[chapeldean]

imagine in purgatory if benny grew weaker bc monster blood doesn’t satiate his thirst like human blood does and he’s getting paler and slower and cas is getting increasingly frustrated with him because he’s putting dean in danger by being sloppy. and eventually cas has to ask why dean won’t let benny drink his blood anymore (not that cas wants dean to offer himself up like that, as a matter of fact he hates the thought of dean feeding this fanged idiot - but this is just not practical) and dean looks away and benny rolls his eyes and goes dean likes it a little too much. and dean’s like im gonna kill you. and benny says yeah poke me to death maybe. or starve me to save your masculinity. and dean’s like it was an involuntary response. and benny snorts and asks if it’s an involuntary response when cas heals him, too

[free-my-mindd]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

"visual learner" this "auditory learner" that well I'm an oral learner. put it in my mouth

[infectiouspiss]

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

[jetgrime]

[tronella]

I'm rewatching Hide & Seek UK, which was the first Jet Lag season I watched so I wasn't in the proper RPF mindset that time.

Anyway I like when Ben's hair does the thing.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"

Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.

[thequeeninyellowlace]

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

[mosertone]