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75% leg. Doughnut enthusiast.

[princesconsuela]

“Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. He said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven’t heard it yet, so don’t try to sing along. No, don’t sing along.”

[yo-homeslice]

Me in jail: so are you guys familiar with the Cell Block Tango

[anbaric-lights]

me: time for bed

me, laying in the dark 10 minutes later: holy shit i want to eat a whole baguette

[madeline-kahn]

Dunkirk (2017) dir. Christopher Nolan || Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

[owlmylove]

#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen

[80slesbiab]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

[assignedfaggatbirth]

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

[assignedfaggatbirth]

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

[assignedfaggatbirth]

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My masterpiece… is complete.

[chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181]

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

[doodleboots-deactivated20190129]

@musicalsandtrees

[scaldinghate]

I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

[b00bconnoisseur]

@kingantlion

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[saturnianshade]

i request the big spicy joy

[lunareclipse-524]

I would love some big spicy joy

[laytonsartblog]

Me as well, I’d like to stop dying bls

[obsidiancreates]

BIG

SPICY

JOY

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

pleas provide

BIG

sPiCy

jOY

[space-ace-in-the-space-race]

We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

[tacomel420]

singing in musicals: *perfect harmonies* we’re all in this together!

singing to myself: *one note only* heating up some soup! heating up some soup! ya put it in the microwave and watch it spin around!

[thebeanestbad]

[kitten-queer]

no more discourse. only mr. marble.

[kitten-queer]

[ashisintheskies-blog]

Additionally

[punk-n-politics]

I do not exaggerate when I say Marble is my favorite creature on this earth

[another-gay-idiot-deactivated20]

I’m reblogging this twice in a row because I love him so much

[copperplatescript]

marvel characters who are false advertising

ant-man: he can be ANY SIZE not just ant-sized

cyclops: this fucker has TWO eyes not just one

winter soldier: he is there all year round

wolverine: doesn’t wear a wolverine fursuit. you’d think he was a furry but no he isn’t

[shofarsogood]

Iron Man: suit made out of a gold-titanium alloy

Spider Man: only four limbs, doesn’t shoot web out his butt

[denimsnake]

mr. fantastic: he is awful

[kawree]

Black Widow: also only four limbs, also doesn’t shoot web out her butt, white

The Incredible Hulk: has 7 Ph.Ds when not angry and therefore is in fact actually quite credible

[owl-in-your-pocket]

“actually quite credible“

[sleepyskele]

Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

[spaceinvaydr]

Holy shit he’s actually going for it…

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

THE MOST PURE!!!

[wizardnuke]

[you-had-me-at-hallow]

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

[jamiesshelves]

Canon

[themiscyra1983]

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

[worlds-of-ink-and-paper]

the kids would love him.

[bluefirecas]

Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this

[hexcoderose]

All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good. 

[elfwreck]

“And this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a… rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesn’t flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!” *looks around* “You, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!”

[hamelin-born]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

This is so wholesome. 

Arthur Weasley, as the Science Fair attendee we all deserve.

[darthmelyanna]

After a couple years Arthur Weasley brings his own ribbons. They shimmer in a way that makes everyone wonder what kind of ink he uses—“secrets!” he tells anyone who asks—but they’re beautiful. They’re coveted even more than the official ribbons, because they remind you that while he was heaping praise on you, you felt magical.

[madlori]

This is one of the best HP headcanons I’ve ever read.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Can all of you please replace JK Rowling as the source for new Harry Potter canon on twitter

[dearemma]

PICK YOUR FIGHTER: disaster sisters edition

[tamamita]

Endgame spoilers:

they have been avenged

[autumnalhalcyon]

did they end the game

[tamamita]

they ended the game

[realtashabates]

season 1: two people have been MURDERED.

season 2: lmao everyone has bad days just put the body on that pile over there & chill

[babyanimalgifs]

a bunny wearing bunny ears