Reaper Bird

"This relentless future finally looks brighter and brighter!" they/them just an undertale fan tryna survive :]

[derpyquag]

“whats with the face? did’ja really think he’d be giving out his services free of charge?”

[jazze-bee]

They got off to a rocky start.

[artsyrean]

Car

[reap3r-bird]

this is so them core I love it...

[steampoweredwerehog]

Not what she meant but.

I mean it couldn’t hurt

[goblinbugthing]

[greatpretending]

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time

[reap3r-bird]

downing an entire tub of strawberries at midnight, take that depression

[reap3r-bird]

taking comfort in the knowledge that one day I will just fucking die

[regularlesbian]

come on

[margbarcis]

this is fucked up 

[ripleyandweeds]

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads

[regularlesbian]

this is unlocking something insane in my head to be fair

[gacougnol]

Steve McCurry

Cammino di Francesco – Rieti, Italy

[thatmadscientistbitch]

I'm sorry but this photo got me emotional - this moment could have been from any time in the last 500 or more years and not a thing about the composition would have changed. Certainly, for hundreds of years, monks have worked in these gardens and stopped to pet animals in need of scritches. A monk 300 years ago dressed in this same style in these same gardens probably stopped to pet the ancestor of that cat. The only difference between now and then is that this time there was a camera. If you went to any monastery or temple in the world you could find similar scenes playing out.

People stop to pet cats and it has me emotional.

[naamahdarling]

This should be a statue. We need more statues showing kindness and companionship to cats.

[borbpy]

😢😢😢

[reap3r-bird]

he’s reliving the past

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[nofuckingideawho]

I'm just waiting for the day my heart stops and I can rest

[homkamiro]

Someone is gonna get pregnant

[servuscallidus]

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

[urboned]

he needs it

[reap3r-bird]

currently entering a

(new objective unlocked: survive)

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]