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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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sheepfilms
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@reb0rnph0enix
World historical loser
really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how theyâre doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. iâm sorry you havenât gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. iâm sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. iâm sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. iâm sorry they arenât touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. iâm sorry your mom is sick again. glad youâre feeling better now that itâs your favorite season. iâm sorry your meds arenât working. glad youâre married now. iâm sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad youâre still here. iâm sorry life is so hard. glad youâre alive, i hope things get easier for you soon
I had to train daily for 29 years to be this irritating. this shit doesnât come for free
The dominant understanding of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl archetype seems to have largely shifted to this kinda half-baked "I understand you're just a woman with a cluster B disorder but I'm still gonna be weirdly horny about it.' and now we have all these animated shows with Evil Mommy Dom type charact- [I awake with a start from my nightmare and remember that it's the year 465 BCE, I'm a priest at the temple of Sobek, the Egyptian god of might, and I have to hurry and feed more live geese to the sacred crocodile or I'll be in trouble.]
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Rip your account, hopefully you get it back from this chub
oh mein gott a viener dog!
Void please, this is the only thing on my dash rn please im crying please
too late. there is only viener dog
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my girls aka the microbes growing in my water bottle
I donât know what Daniel Radcliffe is doing these days and this clip doesnât help but hereâs my thoughts on the matter:
scooby doo taught us that the real monster was daphne for keeping a smooth talking limp wrist twunk like fred in a straight relationship when he was born to cruise literally designed to suck and fuck
Straight people can reblog this
Diva cup for cocks that's filled with cum by the end of the day
Would you kindly stop inventing things that take my job away, thanks
monarch shit
i cannot get over at this newsstory. i CANNOT. i cannot believe that they paid someone to write a story about how people arenât having children in the middle of a global pandemic that cost MILLIONS of people their jobs. this is the stupidest fucking thing iâve ever seen!! do they think people are just sitting at home like âwell canât find any new series to binge, might as well have a fucking baby! thatâs the next logical step, right?â iâm going to SCREAM.
the thrilling FUCKING sequel
Historically, when performing long, repetitive tasks like churning butter or weaving cloth, people would sit together and tell stories. Folk stories, fairytales, and even stories about mysterious ape-like figures living in the forests. So, yes, pioneer women did listen to podcasts about bigfoot while churning butter
@spiritspodcast
Every day, 1966 by Rene Magritte