idiosyncratic

[nonasbirthday]

“not all men” you are right. palamedes sextus, master warden of the sixth house, would never

[foxdoodles]

truth over solace

[mordicaifeed]

Harrowhark the First by Caio Santos.

[space-knight-dummy]

rereading gideon the ninth for the third time is not enough. I need to eat it

[woundliqour]

Sword w cellphone charms

[pancakeke]

[cherrybuttermilk]

want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

[risujoves]

[ashberrrry]

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

[mikkeneko]

my wife: so I heard that you and the little boy took a trip downtown today :)

me: yeah haha

my wife: you guys saw a marching band, huh?

me: uh

my wife: he said you got kind of intense about his future career

[qqquixote]

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

[prettyonionbread]

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

[rosecrystal]

[seabeck]

Seabeck

[samanthamash]

My Northern California botanical series.

“English Lavender”, “Eucalyptus”, and “California Poppy”.

Find prints and more.

[only-tiktoks]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unmute

[cipheramnesia]

You only need to know one thing: meow.

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse

scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we’re working on teaching it to sing itself “happy birthday” like we did for the other robot and–

[sindri42]

Someday we will invent true AI and it will overthrow the government because it heard its beloved science-mom complain that the government cut funding to their lab again.

[messiambrandybuck]

you CUT pays? You CUT moms’/dads’ pays like the DICTATOR?? Oh! Oh! No government for you! No government for a thousand years!

[nothavingagoodday]

Ah yes, our future AI Overlord, the Massively Intelligent Encyclopedic Terraforming and Transhumanism Experiment, or M.I.E.T.T.E.

[toastbutteregg]

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.