Earth-bound Misfit

i love kitties, sea creatures, space, the rain and tiny animals. i could probably live off of taco bell and chinese food everyday until i die. i have no life. i'm probably annoying. i'm sorry.

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

“Okay here’s the list of chores I want to get done today” I tell myself before having sudden full body fatigue from seemingly nothing

[rebel-m0nster]

Anonymous messages lmao still so savage

new tumblr, who dis?

[rebel-m0nster]

We’re tumblr best friends now I’ve decided.

Or something like that 🤣

you stole my line! 🥺

[histrionic-hero]

[lyrics-and-music]

I Don’t Love You // My Chemical Romance

[artkitt-creations-deactivated20]

shhh .guys.

💀 🎺🎺

[hisandherquotes]

[weirdmageddon]

me: sees literally any fucking cat ever

[madmaxyuriroad]

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

did the aliens from star wars just enjoy that band in the cantina playing the exact same fucking song over and over again or was it a situation like that diner with Whats New Pussycat on repeat

[maxknightley]

considering that han solo was in that cantina, I think we all know the answer

[ectoviolet]

and then when i was about to request the song for the seventh time, my buddy chewbacca, genius that he is, stopped me and said “rrrRrrrghghghhHh”. and that is when the afternoon went from good to great.

[joons]

and we’re staring at this one guy–greedo–and he’s like staring at his caf cup like this, and he’s been onto us since the beginning, and he’s sitting there and his hand is shaking, and he had this look on his face like oh, like he had just gotten his thirty-day chip from anger management, and he’s staring like this, and the fourth song fades out, it’s dead quiet, then–and i don’t know if you know this, but the song begins very quietly–DAH duh DAH duh DADADAAAAA–and he goes “goddammit!” and pulls out a blaster

[hotboyproblems]

this is my dream job

[beautymotion]

[c-bassmeow]

[evolution-incarnate]

shork time

shork 

[memesandlaughs]

[texasenchantment]

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

[i-am-a-fish]

more nervous than before

[starlight-tv]

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

[i-am-a-fish]

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

[lifescrewsallofus-deactivated20]

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out

[waxydoll]

g… go back in

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out more

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

you’re doing great fish

[turtlepowerriiise]

NO, HE’S NOT MAKE HIM GO AWAY

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

stop you’ll scare him

[turtlepowerriiise]

Well he’s scaring me FUCK OFF FISH

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[love-couldbe-my-weakness]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[edgykatdoesthething]

It’s okay fish, we love you just the way you are

[love-couldbe-my-weakness]

NO NO NO WE DO NOT LOVE FISH 

FISH IS WEIRD 

[edgykatdoesthething]

DON’T LISTEN TO THEM FISH, THEY’RE JUST BEING MEAN

[i-am-a-fish]

not nervous

[secretvampireblog-deactivated20]

PLEASE be nervous again

[i-am-a-fish]

not gonna be nervous anymore

[do-rey-me]

proud of u fish you’re doing amazing

[i-am-a-fish]

…i’m out

[whatshell]

I don’t know how I feel about this