I'm terrible at this.

Hi

[zootedboy]

*me on my own blog*

this is the best blog i ever seent

[rebel-next-door]

Hello and welcome to the best blog I've ever seen

[64mpg]

thinking about developing a social skill soon

[userfish]

how’s it going?

[64mpg]

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[myspace]

Simple Plan recording the What’s New Scooby-Doo? theme song

[ruinedchildhood]

[mandywondering]

[quotemadness]

“I think the best partner you can have is someone who makes you want to be the best form of yourself.”

— Jennifer Lopez

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[wordcubed]

[rizes--moved-deactivated2016091]

for every note, I will tell my dog I love her

[05fordexplorer-deactivated20211]

[abbaswift]

how can a person know nothing at eighteen and even nothinger at twenty two

[girlmostlikely]

Social media is breeding an era of new insecurities that I never deemed possible. People are far too comfortable pointing out someone’s natural born features in a negative way. What is obtained from bringing focus to something that cannot be helped nor changed other than a few measly likes/laugh reacts in a comment section. I’ve seen comments outright mocking people for something as ridiculous as their mouth size. What happened to just keeping it to yourself or following the ‘if it can’t be fixed in 10 seconds, don’t point it out’ mantra. People can be so cruel and it’s all for nothing.

[bandtshirt]

[featherdusters]

[f1rstperson]

If gays don’t watch hockey then explain this

[featherdusters]

Youre right im so sorry

[mlmshowerthoughts]

my REAL love language is infodumping. i could discuss splatoon lore or cryptocurrency or the intricacies of how a type of medication directly affects the body for hours and hours and i need me a bitch who will listen

[deejay]

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

[laughcentre]

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

[pantywitch]

Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind