Orwellian Reality

Ai laik CJ kom trikru .. Mayhem ensued

[threedollarsdotcom]

can you please sheathe your sword at the fucking dinner table

[punk-in-docs]

[thehoundismymuse]

he makes me feral omggg

[inthefallofasparrow]

It’s October 3rd

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[beezelblub]

Bless me with thy potato luck my lord

[aceofheartsssss]

pleaseee help meeee potato lmao everything feels like shittt latelyyy

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish Tesla.

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

[j-swin79]

[ultrareginarules]

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

[localgays2]

[sitronsangbody]

If you're on instagram or other visually oriented social platforms, follow fat people!! I mean everyone should, but especially other fat people. It's so easy to underestimate the effect it has on your mind, simply seeing people who look like you thriving and expressing themselves in the spaces you frequent. Take any opportunity to remind yourself and anyone else who needs to hear it that the type of body you have belongs in the world.

[theconcealedweapon]

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[lurkiestvoid]

[nyxtickled]

[fullmetalfisting]

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

[userinherownwrld]

Cane River (1982) dir. Horace B. Jenkins

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[rebelecho]

kinda feeling I need to return to my roots (rewatching ‘the 100’ and writing Clexa fanfic)

[rebelecho]

who do bad things (work), happen to good people (me)?!

[rebelecho]

my next double feature is going to be Little Women and Bottoms

[angelofthemornings-deactivated2]

Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.

[rebelecho]

a butch wife would fix me rn

[onlypositivememes]

When You Feel Like Everything Is An Empty Void, Friends Will Always Fill Your Heart With Courage

[aditiv3rse]

we were meant to live slowly!!!! we were meant to savor moments and feel unabashedly lazy and frolic and smell the flowers and laugh with our entire hearts and love with our entire souls!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for resting!!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for slowing down!!!!!! enjoying life shouldn’t be something you’re ashamed of