#1 Weezer apologist

Jesse, 20, transmasc (he/they) i am electrofishing certified. in school for natural resources. fish & bug nerd. i also like other things. birder. Link To My Strawpage banner and pfp were taken by me

[grainthief]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude. bensons going to mercilessly punish our holes and throats for this

[contemptible-scoundrel]

must be one of those bugged no notes posts

[noelle-ism]

i dont think this one is one of those bugged no notes posts ms scoundrel im sorry

[contemptible-scoundrel]

an old scoundrel took her post to a repair shop.

repairer: nothing is wrong.

old scoundrel with tears in her eyes said:

"then why don't my grandchildren ever like+rebloger?"

[modogoblin]

[autistobrat]

*seductively takes off glasses* wow you're fucking blurry

[menloathe]

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[hoodiegal]

This is not a blowjob

[owlgoddess24]

[your-internet-bf]

[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mushbeast]

happy pride month to my fellow queer birders 🦄

[postoctobrist]

I've seen a boob today.

to see if I still feel

[boccher]

penis poll

ball

dick

ball

Voting ended onMay 25

[piksiew]

bacteriography portrait of Five Pebbles I made from yeast , mold , acrylic paints and other stuff i found

[elokitties]

[milfholder]

idk which transgender bitch needs to hear this but u are better than everyone else

[great-and-small]

Yeah sorry wasp haters but y’all don’t know shit. Have you ever even seen the cuteness of Bembicini?

[silvermothsio-reblog]

What's little buddy doing?

[great-and-small]

It’s probably a female digging a burrow for her eggs :)

[taraxippos]

There is definitely a phenomena where people try SO hard to avoid anthropomorphism they end up looping around into this quasi-religious stance that humans have some essential non-biological quality that sets us apart from other animals. Like being so cautious about how you describe emotion experienced by a nonhuman animal that you go "that animal is not 'happy' it's just demonstrating a response to positive stimuli and receiving chemical reward signals" as if that's not also what human emotion is at the fundamental level.