The Patron Saint of Disconnection

elaine . she/her . 23 . ace . intp . hufflepuff

[bearhalo]

Sext:

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[hoodnearthy]

yes.

[eliottshands-deactivated2019090]

due to personal reasons i’ll be going back to sleep

[hobolunchbox]

Come here  

No, you come here

[prokopetz]

I don’t know why some folks act shocked when they stumble upon an art blog that’s nothing but Homestuck pics, like they’re all “how are there still Homestuck blogs in 2019?” Buddy, there are art blogs in the year 2019 that are literally nothing but pictures of Jean Valjean. We are talking about a novel that came out in 1862.

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

reblog if you are...disgusted

[lifewithmoodswings]

[starpulses-deactivated20150403]

*lipsyncs britney’s entire deluxe edition circus album*

[divascreech]

you guys have that in common

[queen-neyde]

[glittangrease]

never been to disney but this is hilarious

[possiblypessimistic]

this is ART

[bifrostedgalaxy]

ACCURATE.

[fauxdoc]

A

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sandandglass]

[sharkshavebeenknowntosneeze]

This show holds up. Ironically Sabrina is the least interesting part of the show for me now.

[soysaucethot]

rb if u don’t give a shit about his background

[cyberputas]

Reblog this if you wear clothes in the shower because you're not like other teens and you respect your body<3

[cinquespotted]

[kabaks]

broke: lupita nyong’o deserves an oscar for her performance in Us (2019)

woke: lupita nyong’o deserves TWO oscars for her TWO performances in Us (2019)

[valtsv]

best actress………… 2!

[vanilla-bean-buttercream]

I have two bedtime moods:

“It’s only 8 pm and I feel like I’m gonna pass out on my feet.”

“Wait when did it become 3 am?”

[ashbur-deactivated20250915]

Bold of you to assume that both can’t happen in the same night

[manthadoodle]

My joints as I stand up after having been sitting for awhile: